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Postby Lord Ernie on Sat Mar 12, 2005 2:45 pm

*grabs lead and starts running in the other direction*
With liberty and justice for straights- god bless america --- me

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Postby Dude of cool on Sat Mar 12, 2005 2:54 pm

*takes lead*
MY LEAD!
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Postby Lord Ernie on Sat Mar 12, 2005 3:07 pm

NO my lead!! *grabs*
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Postby Random_Sage on Sat Mar 12, 2005 8:13 pm

*trips Lord Ernie and takes the lead*

Your both wrong, It's MY lead!!
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Postby BumRussianElvis on Sat Mar 12, 2005 9:02 pm

Moin?
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Postby Berk on Sun Mar 13, 2005 12:17 am

*Sneaky ninja swaps the lead with a decoy and runs away with the real one*
Berk: Logically breaking the laws of logic.
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Cool Ellen quotes:
Is that all you noticed while in my shirt?
Yo Piggy! Get away from my brother 'fore I make you squeal!
Ah Yes, The Wonder Twins... They do complicate matters don't they?
That crazed look could have meant any number of things!
I feel significantly less menacing.
Blasphemy!
Given that I'd be in the closet with another girl, I don't think I'd be doing a very good job.
I'm supposed to know how magic works?
I thought I was ready for man-on-Ellen loving.
Mom told me to wake you. She was unspecific as to how.
Excuse me, I need to find something heavy and blunt to kill you with.
You can make marbles even more shiny?
Well, that, or "Mind your own business, jackass!"
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Postby Scotty on Sun Mar 13, 2005 12:20 am

*throws up a wall in front of Berk, causing him to drop the lead*

You can't take what's rightfully mine, you know.

*eats the lead*
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Postby Blankslate on Sun Mar 13, 2005 4:10 am

*grabs Scotty and runs for the Canadian border*
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Postby Berk on Sun Mar 13, 2005 7:11 am

*Forcefeeds Scotty ipecac and jumps into a taxi with the regurgitated lead*
Berk: Logically breaking the laws of logic.
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Cool Ellen quotes:
Is that all you noticed while in my shirt?
Yo Piggy! Get away from my brother 'fore I make you squeal!
Ah Yes, The Wonder Twins... They do complicate matters don't they?
That crazed look could have meant any number of things!
I feel significantly less menacing.
Blasphemy!
Given that I'd be in the closet with another girl, I don't think I'd be doing a very good job.
I'm supposed to know how magic works?
I thought I was ready for man-on-Ellen loving.
Mom told me to wake you. She was unspecific as to how.
Excuse me, I need to find something heavy and blunt to kill you with.
You can make marbles even more shiny?
Well, that, or "Mind your own business, jackass!"
Magnet!
Dammit, she can thumb-type every word, but she can't bust out the emoticons?
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Postby Dude of cool on Sun Mar 13, 2005 7:18 am

*pulls out a rocket launcher, shoots the taxi, and catches the lead as it flys out of the reckage that was a taxi*
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Postby Random_Sage on Sun Mar 13, 2005 7:43 pm

*throws net over Doc and takes the lead from him*
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Postby Atashi-Cloud on Sun Mar 13, 2005 7:54 pm

*zaps Random_Sage into the Lead, and sweeps him up along with the original one*I have it now!! and you'll have to find a way to get both when you come after me...*laughs like Ellen while petting Brownie, then zaps another random object into a lead, this one being a decoy*
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Postby Dude of cool on Sun Mar 13, 2005 8:00 pm

*a clone steals lead from Atashi, while the original, after preforming an amazing feat to escape from the net, steals the Random_Sage lead from Atashi*
wait... I thought I had two clones
clone #2: oh, the lead, it's mine!
*touches decoy of lead and explodes*
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Postby Random_Sage on Sun Mar 13, 2005 8:04 pm

*Is currently a lead, and therefore is technically in the lead*
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"I reject your reality and substitute my own!"- Adam Savage, Mythbusters
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Postby Atashi-Cloud on Sun Mar 13, 2005 8:15 pm

Jutsu no settou sentou!!*roughly translated to 'Art of stealing Lead', and suddenly DoC doesn't have either of the Leads anymore*
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"Contrary to popular belief, THE INTERNET IS NOT SERIOUS BUSINESS." --- Kalga
"Your mistakes were twofold, I'm afraid. You sprung your trap without looking to see if the game you hunted was the one you'd snare. And you sold me short. I'm no thief. I'm a Sky Pirate." --- Balthier
Y'know, I thought I'd be angrier, what with the utter humiliation and loss of my tail. Or maybe I'm just so unbelievably enraged that I've come full-circle. ---Vegeta, DBZ Abridged
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Postby Dude of cool on Sun Mar 13, 2005 8:23 pm

clone #3: eh-em, yoink!
4 clones! I don't remember 4-
clone #1: drunken stupor
but I dont drink!
clone #1: I do
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Postby Atashi-Cloud on Sun Mar 13, 2005 8:27 pm

eh-hem! I think you forgot who knows more about yoinkage here...*does an RPGWorld-style yoink with the leads*
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"Your mistakes were twofold, I'm afraid. You sprung your trap without looking to see if the game you hunted was the one you'd snare. And you sold me short. I'm no thief. I'm a Sky Pirate." --- Balthier
Y'know, I thought I'd be angrier, what with the utter humiliation and loss of my tail. Or maybe I'm just so unbelievably enraged that I've come full-circle. ---Vegeta, DBZ Abridged
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Postby Scotty on Sun Mar 13, 2005 10:15 pm

*distracts Atashi with a lead-stealing diversion*

That worked amazing well.
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Postby Blankslate on Mon Mar 14, 2005 12:06 am

*steals the lead while Scotty's distracting Atashi*
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Postby Berk on Mon Mar 14, 2005 4:20 am

*Shows Blank a hot picture of Ellen and runs off with the lead*
Berk: Logically breaking the laws of logic.
Epic Bunny: 11910 Bunnypoints
Image

Cool Ellen quotes:
Is that all you noticed while in my shirt?
Yo Piggy! Get away from my brother 'fore I make you squeal!
Ah Yes, The Wonder Twins... They do complicate matters don't they?
That crazed look could have meant any number of things!
I feel significantly less menacing.
Blasphemy!
Given that I'd be in the closet with another girl, I don't think I'd be doing a very good job.
I'm supposed to know how magic works?
I thought I was ready for man-on-Ellen loving.
Mom told me to wake you. She was unspecific as to how.
Excuse me, I need to find something heavy and blunt to kill you with.
You can make marbles even more shiny?
Well, that, or "Mind your own business, jackass!"
Magnet!
Dammit, she can thumb-type every word, but she can't bust out the emoticons?
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Postby mousekrod on Mon Mar 14, 2005 9:35 am

*enters race and instantly takes lead*

Bwaha!
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Postby Atashi-Cloud on Mon Mar 14, 2005 11:17 am

*quickly z-z-z-zooms back into the lead, zapping Random_Sage back to normal*
Current Avatar: Lapis O. Rimewing, lined by Sanchay, colored by me.
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"Contrary to popular belief, THE INTERNET IS NOT SERIOUS BUSINESS." --- Kalga
"Your mistakes were twofold, I'm afraid. You sprung your trap without looking to see if the game you hunted was the one you'd snare. And you sold me short. I'm no thief. I'm a Sky Pirate." --- Balthier
Y'know, I thought I'd be angrier, what with the utter humiliation and loss of my tail. Or maybe I'm just so unbelievably enraged that I've come full-circle. ---Vegeta, DBZ Abridged
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Postby Berk on Tue Mar 15, 2005 1:03 am

*Watches Atashi fall into his bear trap and takes the lead*
Berk: Logically breaking the laws of logic.
Epic Bunny: 11910 Bunnypoints
Image

Cool Ellen quotes:
Is that all you noticed while in my shirt?
Yo Piggy! Get away from my brother 'fore I make you squeal!
Ah Yes, The Wonder Twins... They do complicate matters don't they?
That crazed look could have meant any number of things!
I feel significantly less menacing.
Blasphemy!
Given that I'd be in the closet with another girl, I don't think I'd be doing a very good job.
I'm supposed to know how magic works?
I thought I was ready for man-on-Ellen loving.
Mom told me to wake you. She was unspecific as to how.
Excuse me, I need to find something heavy and blunt to kill you with.
You can make marbles even more shiny?
Well, that, or "Mind your own business, jackass!"
Magnet!
Dammit, she can thumb-type every word, but she can't bust out the emoticons?
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Postby Gooly on Tue Mar 15, 2005 5:00 am

*Jumps out of a tree does a triple flip, then falls on her neck bending backwards* ... *Everybody stops in amazing and quickly she takes the leading position*

Muwhahahahahaah!!!
Madness is the gift that has been given to me!

And now! On the list of physically impossible things: the cow!!
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Postby WereBunny on Tue Mar 15, 2005 10:24 am

*appears out of nowhere, trips Gooly, and takes the lead*

Ha, nobody can stop me!

*disappears back into nowhere*

(What does the winner get anyway?)
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