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Postby mousekrod on Sun Mar 20, 2005 3:50 pm

*steals the lead and the cantoo*
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Postby Lord Ernie on Sun Mar 20, 2005 4:22 pm

*Grabs the lead and starts running up and along walls matrix style* WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
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Postby Random_Sage on Sun Mar 20, 2005 4:53 pm

*opens a door on Lord Ernie, and grabs the lead as he slams into it*
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Postby sven8705 on Mon Mar 21, 2005 12:02 am

*Throws cantoo at RS, hitting him in the head. Grabs the lead and boards a rocket ship leaving for Mars.*
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Postby Scotty on Mon Mar 21, 2005 1:32 am

The mutiny on the rocket was swift and bloodless. A nifty trick for something without a definite physical form to knock out and hog-tie somebody.

Now the lead faced a dilemma. The rocket had lifted off, but it was still possible to abandon ship. Otherwise, live the free life of a Martian.

On the long plummet back to Earth, the lead took a moment to reflect on everything that had happened so far. The plummet turned out to be a lot shorter than it had anticipated, and it crashed through a particularly flimsy roof, through an equally flimsy floor, and onto a much more solid floor, nearly knocking out an elderly security guard in the process.

The guard muttered about these "bottom secret" gizmos and stuffed the lead in a box, tossing it in a pile somewhere.
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Postby mousekrod on Mon Mar 21, 2005 9:49 am

*sneaks into the facility Bond-style, which isnt really sneaking so much as shooting anyone who shows up without question*

*Takes the lead and shoots a glass window out, then jumps out before an explosion rocks the place*
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Postby Random_Sage on Mon Mar 21, 2005 2:34 pm

*places a trampoline under mousekrod and grabs the lead as he bounces back into the exploding building*
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Postby 127.0.0.2 on Mon Mar 21, 2005 3:07 pm

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Postby Lord Ernie on Mon Mar 21, 2005 6:05 pm

*grabs the lead from the building and escapes just in time*

WHO'S LAUGHING NOW DOOR?!!!
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Postby Dude of cool on Mon Mar 21, 2005 6:15 pm

*throws a rock at Lord Ernie, knocking him out*
*runs up and beats Lord Ernie with a door*
...what was I sposed to do? oh yeah
*takes the lead and... beats a random bunny with it then runs away*
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Postby Lord Ernie on Mon Mar 21, 2005 6:32 pm

*wakes up* GRR STUPID DOOR!!!! *starts stabbing door accidently catching the lead on the knife*
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Postby mousekrod on Mon Mar 21, 2005 6:38 pm

*poofs in a cloud of explosive smoke and snatches the lead from whoever had it last*
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Postby Lord Ernie on Mon Mar 21, 2005 6:40 pm

Ha you cut your wrists on the knife!! *while mousekrod screams in pain I snatch the lead and run into a wall*
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Postby Dude of cool on Mon Mar 21, 2005 6:49 pm

*arms pop out of Lord Ernies shadow and pull him in and Dude of cool pops out with the lead*
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Postby Random_Sage on Mon Mar 21, 2005 6:52 pm

*drops an anvil on Dude of cool and grabs the lead*
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Postby mousekrod on Mon Mar 21, 2005 6:54 pm

*puts a portable hole in front of Random Sage and grabs the lead before it falls*
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Postby Anonymous#1 on Mon Mar 21, 2005 9:57 pm

*throws a box of crates with wallets tied to the ends and takes the lead from mousekrod*

Ahehehaeahee, I have the order! No, I cannot throw this thrice?! You're coming with me!

*shifts into a breakdance that renders the next two members hopeless*

S'old skool phoo'.

*takes the tank top and flys into a sorted mesh of fruits and policemen*
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Postby ParaDyne on Fri Mar 25, 2005 7:15 am

Many have called me hopeless!

It's never stepped me before!

*Takes the lead out of the middle of nowhere, scattering poisened animated caltrops of doom (tm) behind himself*
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Postby Berk on Fri Mar 25, 2005 11:44 am

*Drops a rock on ParaDyne from above and steals the lead*
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Postby Random_Sage on Fri Mar 25, 2005 11:49 am

*hits Berk with a golf club and grabs the lead*
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Postby mousekrod on Fri Mar 25, 2005 1:19 pm

*hits Random sage with a baseball bat and steals the lead*
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Postby 127.0.0.2 on Fri Mar 25, 2005 3:00 pm

<Lures mousekrod away with cheese and takes the lead all for himself>
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Postby Anonymous#1 on Fri Mar 25, 2005 10:51 pm

The above have been riddled with my stench...

*presses a big white button and watches some AIM convos*

I've never been so alive!

*throws 127.0.0.2 into a strong hold and takes the lead*

Ahehehehe! Your own contricts will take you forever to go through!
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Postby Atashi-Cloud on Sat Mar 26, 2005 12:09 am

*Manages to stop Anonymous #1 by introducing to Anonymous #2*heh...sucker!!*steals the lead and Tfs into a large Dragon-person and flies away*
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Postby Anonymous#1 on Sat Mar 26, 2005 12:26 am

...ow...

A#1: Ah! The lead!

A#2: I've been trying to find you for the last four years! Where have you been?!

A#1: *gets a plane and rams self into dragon*

A#2: I hate you.

*takes back the lead, but must face #2 in another thread*
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The fact that you joined the bandwagon of something that was created 3 years ago, something that got old and boring after 2 years of existence, and provided no new original material shows your inexperience with the internet as a whole.

Random can only come from inside yourself, something that no one else has ever seen or thought of. Prancing about with the creations of others that have been well documented will surprise no one but the most ignorant of fools.
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