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Postby Lomgren on Sun Apr 23, 2006 6:58 pm

*the police, the SWAT, and the army arrive right at that moment*
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Postby BumRussianElvis on Sun Apr 23, 2006 7:04 pm

Oh, bugger. *Fishes in his pocket for a minute and flashes a CTU badge at them all.*

This man was confirmed to be in possession of a terrorist device that changes humans into inhuman beings, including changing their gender. There have been reports of rampant and indiscriminate use of this device.
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Postby Lomgren on Sun Apr 23, 2006 7:16 pm

One of the army guys speaks up. "Is that so... we might have a use for him then... these... inhuman beings... can either be much stronger or much weaker than average, I assume?"
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Postby BumRussianElvis on Sun Apr 23, 2006 7:18 pm

Good sir, you are talking about using a terrorist device. That is the same as using a nuclear weapon on innocent civilians. Patently illegal. You are under arrest for conspiracy to commit terrorist activities!

*Is really wishing now that that wasn't a fake CTU badge*
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Postby Lomgren on Sun Apr 23, 2006 7:27 pm

"...I do hope you know who you are talking to. Wait a minute, I don't recognize you... Give me your name, rank, and serial! And give me that badge!"
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Postby Alavaria on Sun Apr 23, 2006 9:06 pm

*runs around, glomping everyone!*
*love & peace!*
*world peace!*
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Postby Sqauto on Mon Apr 24, 2006 1:22 am

Watchs the aliens invade because there is no one around to fight them.
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Postby Alavaria on Mon Apr 24, 2006 1:25 am

*universal peace!*
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Postby Sqauto on Mon Apr 24, 2006 1:29 am

Trans-Universal aleins invade. There is no such thing as peace for them.
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Postby Alavaria on Mon Apr 24, 2006 1:44 am

They all get pwned by a mecha with god-mode on.. AKA. cliched anime fight-scene.. with special repeated stock footage..
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Postby Jake R on Mon Apr 24, 2006 1:47 am

Everywhere (including places that don't exist) peace!

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Postby Alavaria on Mon Apr 24, 2006 2:09 am

*glomps Jake*
Peace! ..
lol.. reminds me of those anime.. where the main characters can talk for whole episodes about how they will being about peace.. while having an army's worth of weaponry nearby..
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Postby eternaljwh on Mon Apr 24, 2006 2:43 am

Einstein wrote:One cannot simultaneously prepare for and prevent war.
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Postby Alavaria on Mon Apr 24, 2006 2:47 am

That's why we all love anime
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Postby Jake R on Mon Apr 24, 2006 3:39 am

I disagree with Einstein! If everybody would be preparing for some serious ass-kicking in Battlefield 2 or something, then nobody would be able to fight real wars, thus you'd be preventing war! Tadaaa! =D
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Postby Anonymous#1 on Mon Apr 24, 2006 4:20 am

Actually, I say 'peace' to all that I'm done talking to. Erm, in *real* life, that is. Yeah, that's enough about me, how about you?

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Random can only come from inside yourself, something that no one else has ever seen or thought of. Prancing about with the creations of others that have been well documented will surprise no one but the most ignorant of fools.
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Postby Jake R on Mon Apr 24, 2006 4:28 am

Who who! Who who!

WHOOOO ARE YOU? WHO WHO! WHO WHO!

(The Who - Who are you?)
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Postby Anonymous#1 on Mon Apr 24, 2006 4:32 am

I'm not a french fry, you fiend.
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Postby CPUX on Mon Apr 24, 2006 10:01 am

Who am I?

I'M JEAAAAAAN VALJEAAAAAAAAN!

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Postby Malachy19 on Mon Apr 24, 2006 10:43 am

But the Phantom of the Opera is there, inside my mind.
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Postby eternaljwh on Mon Apr 24, 2006 10:47 am

With Helena.
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Postby Malachy19 on Mon Apr 24, 2006 10:50 am

Poor Helena :cry:
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Postby Malachy19 on Mon Apr 24, 2006 10:54 am

*devours the above post* Yumm
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Postby Sqauto on Mon Apr 24, 2006 11:40 am

Everything that was, is, and could be ends. In part for Helena, but mostly because there is no war.
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