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PostPosted: Sun Apr 23, 2006 1:37 pm
by JONJONAUG
I think you mean implusive...

PostPosted: Sun Apr 23, 2006 1:40 pm
by VOR
Until, of course, a sexy young moon from Jupiter flew over and saw through his horrendous exterior and loved his despite it, and he turned into a handsome prince.

PostPosted: Sun Apr 23, 2006 1:40 pm
by Kraggi
*does the handsome moon prince dance*

PostPosted: Sun Apr 23, 2006 1:42 pm
by BumRussianElvis
*Makes the earth go boom*

PostPosted: Sun Apr 23, 2006 1:44 pm
by VOR
The Earth: "Boom! ...pardon me. Must have been something I ate."

PostPosted: Sun Apr 23, 2006 5:54 pm
by Lomgren
________

PostPosted: Sun Apr 23, 2006 5:58 pm
by BumRussianElvis
... and then Lomgren was promptly shot. The speculation as to whodunnit was quickly put to rest when a man in a tree shouted "FINALLY!" and ran off into the night.

The authorities are still searching for a motive and the suspect.

Who totally is not me in any way, shape, or form.

PostPosted: Sun Apr 23, 2006 6:00 pm
by Lomgren
"I'm not dead yet!"

PostPosted: Sun Apr 23, 2006 6:00 pm
by anti-paragon
By the way BRE, you still owe me for that.

PostPosted: Sun Apr 23, 2006 6:03 pm
by BumRussianElvis
I'm sure my sieve-like memory is at fault here.

For what?

And Lommy: Yet is the operative word. It can take people days, even weeks, to die from bullet wounds.

PostPosted: Sun Apr 23, 2006 6:04 pm
by Lomgren
"But I'm not dead yet!"

PostPosted: Sun Apr 23, 2006 6:05 pm
by BumRussianElvis
Yes, I know. Nobody is arguing that. But it's just a matter of time.

PostPosted: Sun Apr 23, 2006 6:09 pm
by Lomgren
"Medic!"

PostPosted: Sun Apr 23, 2006 6:10 pm
by BumRussianElvis
*Smacks lomgren with a newspaper* That's my line.

PostPosted: Sun Apr 23, 2006 6:15 pm
by Lomgren
"Ow! Doctor! Is there a Doctor in the house!?"

PostPosted: Sun Apr 23, 2006 6:21 pm
by anti-paragon
Ann in skimpy nurse uniform: I've got medical experince!

PostPosted: Sun Apr 23, 2006 6:21 pm
by BumRussianElvis
No. He got in the way of the first shot. That one was going straight for your head, too.

PostPosted: Sun Apr 23, 2006 6:26 pm
by Lomgren
"Nurse! I've been shot!"

PostPosted: Sun Apr 23, 2006 6:29 pm
by Kraggi
anti-paragon wrote:Ann in skimpy nurse uniform: I've got medical experince!
SEE? SEE? My accusations aren't remotly baseless!

PostPosted: Sun Apr 23, 2006 6:29 pm
by Serendipity_EGS
*Ser in pheonix form stops near Lom*

Why weren't you like me - if I die, i come back?! :D :P

*Gives Lom some catnip-tainted medicine* :wink:

PostPosted: Sun Apr 23, 2006 6:36 pm
by BumRussianElvis
Dammit! *Snatches the medicine* I've been trying to - er, that is to say, the mysterious suspect who shot him has been trying to put this guy done for months! You're not stopping it now!

...

Damn it!

PostPosted: Sun Apr 23, 2006 6:39 pm
by Lomgren
*cough* You... forget something... BRE...

PostPosted: Sun Apr 23, 2006 6:48 pm
by BumRussianElvis
Quiet, you.

PostPosted: Sun Apr 23, 2006 6:51 pm
by Lomgren
Surprisingly, Lomgren gets up, appearing like he has never been shot.

PostPosted: Sun Apr 23, 2006 6:56 pm
by BumRussianElvis
*Looks around, and clubs Lomgren upside the back of the head with a 2x4*