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Postby JONJONAUG on Sun Apr 23, 2006 1:37 pm

I think you mean implusive...
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Postby VOR on Sun Apr 23, 2006 1:40 pm

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Postby Kraggi on Sun Apr 23, 2006 1:40 pm

*does the handsome moon prince dance*
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Postby BumRussianElvis on Sun Apr 23, 2006 1:42 pm

*Makes the earth go boom*
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Postby VOR on Sun Apr 23, 2006 1:44 pm

The Earth: "Boom! ...pardon me. Must have been something I ate."
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Postby Lomgren on Sun Apr 23, 2006 5:54 pm

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Postby BumRussianElvis on Sun Apr 23, 2006 5:58 pm

... and then Lomgren was promptly shot. The speculation as to whodunnit was quickly put to rest when a man in a tree shouted "FINALLY!" and ran off into the night.

The authorities are still searching for a motive and the suspect.

Who totally is not me in any way, shape, or form.
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Postby Lomgren on Sun Apr 23, 2006 6:00 pm

"I'm not dead yet!"
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Postby anti-paragon on Sun Apr 23, 2006 6:00 pm

By the way BRE, you still owe me for that.
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Postby BumRussianElvis on Sun Apr 23, 2006 6:03 pm

I'm sure my sieve-like memory is at fault here.

For what?

And Lommy: Yet is the operative word. It can take people days, even weeks, to die from bullet wounds.
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Postby Lomgren on Sun Apr 23, 2006 6:04 pm

"But I'm not dead yet!"
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Postby BumRussianElvis on Sun Apr 23, 2006 6:05 pm

Yes, I know. Nobody is arguing that. But it's just a matter of time.
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Postby Lomgren on Sun Apr 23, 2006 6:09 pm

"Medic!"
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Postby BumRussianElvis on Sun Apr 23, 2006 6:10 pm

*Smacks lomgren with a newspaper* That's my line.
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Postby Lomgren on Sun Apr 23, 2006 6:15 pm

"Ow! Doctor! Is there a Doctor in the house!?"
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Postby anti-paragon on Sun Apr 23, 2006 6:21 pm

Ann in skimpy nurse uniform: I've got medical experince!
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Postby BumRussianElvis on Sun Apr 23, 2006 6:21 pm

No. He got in the way of the first shot. That one was going straight for your head, too.
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Postby Lomgren on Sun Apr 23, 2006 6:26 pm

"Nurse! I've been shot!"
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Postby Kraggi on Sun Apr 23, 2006 6:29 pm

anti-paragon wrote:Ann in skimpy nurse uniform: I've got medical experince!
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Postby Serendipity_EGS on Sun Apr 23, 2006 6:29 pm

*Ser in pheonix form stops near Lom*

Why weren't you like me - if I die, i come back?! :D :P

*Gives Lom some catnip-tainted medicine* :wink:
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Postby BumRussianElvis on Sun Apr 23, 2006 6:36 pm

Dammit! *Snatches the medicine* I've been trying to - er, that is to say, the mysterious suspect who shot him has been trying to put this guy done for months! You're not stopping it now!

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Damn it!
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Postby Lomgren on Sun Apr 23, 2006 6:39 pm

*cough* You... forget something... BRE...
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Postby BumRussianElvis on Sun Apr 23, 2006 6:48 pm

Quiet, you.
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Postby Lomgren on Sun Apr 23, 2006 6:51 pm

Surprisingly, Lomgren gets up, appearing like he has never been shot.
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Postby BumRussianElvis on Sun Apr 23, 2006 6:56 pm

*Looks around, and clubs Lomgren upside the back of the head with a 2x4*
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