The Coin Machine Game

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Re: The Coin Machine Game

Postby 10.0.0.1 on Fri Sep 24, 2010 2:24 am

The machine returns a note asking for milk as well.

*inserts a windows Vista install disk*
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Re: The Coin Machine Game

Postby The kool on Fri Sep 24, 2010 10:11 am

The machine works fine for some time, until something goes wrong, and now you can't fix it.

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Re: The Coin Machine Game

Postby SleepyOrigami on Sat Sep 25, 2010 12:05 pm

The machine start to follow twitter and trend most frequently used topics for the week. Today it is Justin Beiber followed by Harry Potter with Yom Kippur in third place.

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Re: The Coin Machine Game

Postby OzLionHeart on Sat Sep 25, 2010 9:00 pm

The machine dispenses a sperm whale.

*inserts a piece of toast*
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Re: The Coin Machine Game

Postby Piane on Sat Sep 25, 2010 9:14 pm

The machine butters the toast and spits it back out.

*Inserts a boot to the head*
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Re: The Coin Machine Game

Postby SleepyOrigami on Fri Oct 01, 2010 2:15 pm

Out of the machine pops Jenny and the Wimp.

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Re: The Coin Machine Game

Postby Piane on Fri Oct 01, 2010 2:48 pm

The machine dispenses a roll of toilet paper.

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Re: The Coin Machine Game

Postby SleepyOrigami on Fri Oct 01, 2010 2:57 pm

*The machine dispenses a newbie pack*

*Inserts a ball of aluminum foil*
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Re: The Coin Machine Game

Postby Cheez on Fri Oct 01, 2010 3:02 pm

*Machine spits out a ball of aluminium foil*

*Inserts sandy apples*
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Re: The Coin Machine Game

Postby SleepyOrigami on Fri Oct 01, 2010 3:06 pm

*The machine dispenses a Texan squirrel named Sandy Cheeks*

*Inserts a Spoungebob Squarepants reference*
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Re: The Coin Machine Game

Postby Cheez on Fri Oct 01, 2010 3:16 pm

*Machine makes an unhealthy grinding noise, then spits out Spengbab Squorpants*

*Inserts eldritch monstrosity*
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Re: The Coin Machine Game

Postby SleepyOrigami on Fri Oct 01, 2010 3:24 pm

*The machine grumbles and then produces Nothing*

*Inserts the machine into the Nothing.*
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Re: The Coin Machine Game

Postby OzLionHeart on Fri Oct 01, 2010 6:28 pm

Spacetime turns inside-out briefly, then the machine dispenses a copy of The Never-Ending Story.

*inserts a cup of coffee*
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Re: The Coin Machine Game

Postby psycho_BUNNY on Fri Oct 01, 2010 9:57 pm

The machine dispenses a slice of fresh cherry pie, and you hear it say, "You know, this is - excuse me - a damn fine cup of coffee. I've had I can't tell you how many cups of coffee in my life and this, this is one of the best."

*Inserts a reference to a certain TV show from the 1990s that contained a lot of coffee quotes*
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Re: The Coin Machine Game

Postby 10.0.0.1 on Sat Oct 02, 2010 5:28 am

The machine outputs a TVtropes article

*inserts a coin of all things*
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Re: The Coin Machine Game

Postby SleepyOrigami on Tue Oct 12, 2010 7:16 pm

The machine dispenses the Great Big Book of Everything.

*Inserts the DVD version of the movie "Waterworld" starring Kevin Costner*
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Re: The Coin Machine Game

Postby Ajac on Sat Dec 04, 2010 5:17 pm

The machine spits out valuable topsoil.

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Re: The Coin Machine Game

Postby Ajac on Sat Dec 04, 2010 10:48 pm

The machine puts out a spoon.

*inserts a spork*
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Re: The Coin Machine Game

Postby mandros on Sun Dec 05, 2010 6:31 am

The machine deposits a knife

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Re: The Coin Machine Game

Postby Ajac on Sun Dec 05, 2010 11:02 am

The machine drops out a large bell, inscribed "Swords into Plowshares"

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Re: The Coin Machine Game

Postby OzLionHeart on Sun Dec 05, 2010 11:08 am

Hanuman emerges from the machine.

*inserts a glass of milk*
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