The Coin Machine Game

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The Coin Machine Game

Postby SleepyOrigami on Sat Jan 16, 2010 7:32 pm

Let's play this game I stole from the other forums.

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Re: The Coin Machine Game

Postby OzLionHeart on Sat Jan 16, 2010 7:40 pm

The machine dispenses a radio-controlled toy.

*inserts a CD*
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Re: The Coin Machine Game

Postby mandros on Sat Jan 16, 2010 7:54 pm

The machine dispenses the soundtrack to your life.

*inserts a cannonball*
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Re: The Coin Machine Game

Postby OzLionHeart on Sat Jan 16, 2010 8:19 pm

The machine starts playing this!

*inserts a roll of duct tape*
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Re: The Coin Machine Game

Postby Kum-El on Sat Jan 16, 2010 8:25 pm

The machine gives you a can of WD-40

*Inserts a toy firetruck*
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Re: The Coin Machine Game

Postby mandros on Sat Jan 16, 2010 8:43 pm

The machine gives you a toy fire

*inserts a solid gold chocolate bar*
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Re: The Coin Machine Game

Postby OzLionHeart on Sat Jan 16, 2010 8:58 pm

The machine dispenses a pile of chocolate coins.

*inserts a cordless phone*
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Re: The Coin Machine Game

Postby SleepyOrigami on Sat Jan 16, 2010 9:31 pm

The machine stares at you eerily and after several moments of silence screams "THEN WHO WAS PHONE?"

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Re: The Coin Machine Game

Postby BahamutWings on Sat Jan 16, 2010 11:24 pm

The machine produces a Big Mac.

*inserts all five Exodia cards from the Yu-Gi-Oh TCG*
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Re: The Coin Machine Game

Postby BumRussianElvis on Sat Jan 16, 2010 11:37 pm

The machine prints out a sign that says "LOSER" and tacks it to your forehead.

And since I first read that as "The Colin Mochrie Game"...

*Inserts Colin Mochrie*
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Re: The Coin Machine Game

Postby OzLionHeart on Sat Jan 16, 2010 11:45 pm

The machine starts showing an episode of "Whose Line Is It Anyway".

*inserts Drew Carey*
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Re: The Coin Machine Game

Postby BumRussianElvis on Sat Jan 16, 2010 11:53 pm

The machine spits him back out and gives you a dirty look.

*Inserts sheet music to Beethoven's 9th Symphony*
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Re: The Coin Machine Game

Postby SleepyOrigami on Sun Jan 17, 2010 9:40 am

The machine makes some grinding noises then produces a copy of Ten Little Indians by Agatha Christie.

*Inserts the Funk and the Metal bands*
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Re: The Coin Machine Game

Postby BahamutWings on Sun Jan 17, 2010 12:03 pm

BumRussianElvis wrote:The machine prints out a sign that says "LOSER" and tacks it to your forehead.


*glares at the machine, pulles out a permanant marker and writes 'DOUCHE' on the machine*

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Re: The Coin Machine Game

Postby The kool on Sun Jan 17, 2010 5:02 pm

The machine spits raspberries at you.

*inserts grapes*
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Re: The Coin Machine Game

Postby SleepyOrigami on Sun Jan 17, 2010 7:08 pm

*The machine produces wine*

*Inserts Oz*
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Re: The Coin Machine Game

Postby Ajac on Sun Jan 17, 2010 7:18 pm

The machine produces a tiny model of Emerald City filled with catgirls.

*inserts Dr. Steel*
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Re: The Coin Machine Game

Postby kgirl1992 on Sun Jan 17, 2010 9:19 pm

produces steel bars

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Re: The Coin Machine Game

Postby mandros on Sun Jan 17, 2010 10:06 pm

*prints out a tree*

*inserts an old man*
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Re: The Coin Machine Game

Postby Atashi-Cloud on Sun Jan 17, 2010 10:07 pm

*and a baby girl pops out*

*inserts earth, water, wind and fire via small capsules to the machine*
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Re: The Coin Machine Game

Postby mandros on Sun Jan 17, 2010 10:10 pm

*evil captain planet pops out (he has no heart)*

*inserts heart*
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Re: The Coin Machine Game

Postby BumRussianElvis on Sun Jan 17, 2010 10:11 pm

The machine does a spin, then says, "Da-da-da-DAAAAAA! You got a PIECE OF HEART!"

*Inserts plastic army men*
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Re: The Coin Machine Game

Postby Atashi-Cloud on Sun Jan 17, 2010 10:15 pm

The machine grinds a bit, then pops out a fully-functional GI-Joe figurine...excepting the gun, which does nothing.

*tosses in a Megaman Helmet*
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Re: The Coin Machine Game

Postby BumRussianElvis on Sun Jan 17, 2010 10:18 pm

The machine gets another life, and wastes it by falling on spikes.

*Gives the machine a funny feeling*
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