The Coin Machine Game

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Re: The Coin Machine Game

Postby Xepharon on Fri Sep 27, 2013 12:00 am

An arcade game that no one has ever seen or heard of before, but is great fun, is put out.

*inserts a paradox*
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Re: The Coin Machine Game

Postby OzLionHeart on Fri Sep 27, 2013 5:36 am

A pair of doctors emerge from the machine. And present you with two bills...

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Re: The Coin Machine Game

Postby Xepharon on Sat Oct 05, 2013 6:04 pm

a variety of wine (or grape beverages, if a minor inserted the item) comes forth, on a silver tray adorned with a simple, yet pure white laced cloth beneath the bottles.

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Re: The Coin Machine Game

Postby OzLionHeart on Fri Oct 18, 2013 7:22 pm

The machine dispenses a Nintendo 64 console.

*inserts a pumpkin*
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Re: The Coin Machine Game

Postby Haylo on Fri Jan 17, 2014 5:24 am

A close relative of the pumpkin (a large squash) rolls off the top of the machine and does what its name says on the floor.

*inserts five apple seeds and a floppy disk*
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Re: The Coin Machine Game

Postby Xepharon on Sat Jan 18, 2014 2:07 am

A Mac computer grows from the seeds, and Windows OS is dispensed onto the floppy.

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Re: The Coin Machine Game

Postby OzLionHeart on Thu Jan 23, 2014 4:45 pm

The machine dispenses a blob of Silly Putty.

*inserts a phone bill*
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Re: The Coin Machine Game

Postby OzLionHeart on Sat Feb 22, 2014 11:36 pm

The machine dispenses a meat pie.

*inserts a saucer*
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Re: The Coin Machine Game

Postby psycho_BUNNY on Thu Mar 13, 2014 9:43 pm

The machine spits out a spool of fishing line, a roll of aluminum foil, a 16mm camera (complete with a few spools of film), and the screenplay for Plan 9 from Outer Space.

*Pours a cup of Earl Grey tea into the machine-- light cream, one cube of sugar.*
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Re: The Coin Machine Game

Postby OzLionHeart on Wed Apr 02, 2014 8:00 pm

Captain Picard emerges from the machine, straightens his tunic, and walks off.

*inserts a lantern*
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Re: The Coin Machine Game

Postby OzLionHeart on Tue May 13, 2014 8:28 am

A catgirl emerges from the machine, and walks off.

*inserts a piece of toast*
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"I'm supposed to know how magic works?" - Ellen

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Re: The Coin Machine Game

Postby OzLionHeart on Thu May 15, 2014 9:40 pm

The machine dispenses a crossword puzzle.


*inserts a whiteboard*
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"I'm supposed to know how magic works?" - Ellen

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Re: The Coin Machine Game

Postby Haylo on Fri Jun 13, 2014 3:39 pm

The machine dispenses a stick of black, waterproof chalk.

Inserts a walk-through of a (thankfully) unpublished computer game.
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Re: The Coin Machine Game

Postby OzLionHeart on Wed Jun 18, 2014 12:57 am

The machine produces a game system that nobody has ever heard of.

*inserts a telephone*
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"I'm supposed to know how magic works?" - Ellen

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