[Fanfic] El Goonish BL

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[Fanfic] El Goonish BL

Postby Ostracee on Wed Jan 09, 2008 11:52 pm

This is pretty much what it sounds like - an AU slashfic in twelve parts.

Some warnings:
-Pretty much all the characters are considerably more sexual in this universe. Sexual content rates a hard PG-13, and would probably be R if I'd gone with prose. The strongest scene is right at the beginning, so if you don't mind the first half of the first "episode," you'll be fine.
-The changes do not end there. It goes without saying that sexual preferences have been shuffled a bit, but there are some pretty striking differences in personality, either due to changed circumstances or for storytelling convenience (or mischaracterization...). Just generally, don't confuse these with the characters you know; if that bothers you, you should probably leave now.
-One major change to the universe is that none of the main characters but Grace know about the weirdness around them...and only one will find out. The world the rest live in is closer to our own than even EGS-normal, and that's what the audience sees, although keeping in mind just what this is a fanfic of will clue you in on a few plot points.
-Finally, there will be violent deaths before the curtain falls. The most extreme scripted is the first, which I'm sure would merit an R on film, but that won't be for some time.
-Oh, and if you went on to the EGS forums and opened a thread called "El Goonish BL," you don't really need a "shounen-ai warning," do you? Oh, "shoujo-ai warning" because I have a short attention span.

For the record, the first kiss isn't until episode 4, so if that's all you're here for, you should probably come back around then.


EPISODE 1 - In another world, or 妹のお手本について行って゜

Greg's dojo, day.

Nanase and Elliot square off. Justin watches with the rest of the class, Sarah from the side.

GREG
Ichi, ni, san!

Nanase runs at Elliot, climing the wall towards him. He stands still until she gets to him, then ducks, grabs her legs, and swings her against the wall, which she rolls her back against and pushes off from, throwing him to the ground and landing on her feet at his head.

Elliot props himself up on one arm and swings his legs under her. She jumps over and spins to face him; he swings higher, hooking her midsection and bringing her down.

GREG
One, two...

She jumps up into the air, putting Elliot's body into a motion that he turns into a backflip. She flips towards him, kicking at his chest, but he dodges and sends her into the wall. She jumps upwards from where she hits the wall, and brings Elliot down from above.

GREG
One, two, three! Nanase wins again! Elliot, pushups. Nanase, stay on his back.

Sarah's car, same.

Sarah drives Elliot, who nurses his back.

SARAH
Um...what style was that?

ELLIOT
It's Greg's own style, "Engeki Daishuu Ryuu." He says it's influenced by Chun Kuk Do, Greek wrestling, and parkour.

SARAH
Ah.

They go straight for a moment, then quickly move left and right. Elliot looks behind, then back at the windshield.

SARAH
Hey, were those two a couple?

ELLIOT
Who?

SARAH
Justin and, um...Nanase?

Elliot stares.

ELLIOT
Sarah, Justin is gay.

SARAH
Really?

ELLIOT
I'm pretty sure he told you.

SARAH
I don't think so, no.

ELLIOT
He tells everyone; he says it's better to hear it from him. That's kind of why he has the earring.

He bites his lip.

ELLIOT
I probably should have let you hear it from him.

SARAH
Probably.

They drive on.

SARAH
Nanase isn't gay, is she?

Big awkward moment.

ELLIOT
No.

SARAH
Y'know, it doesn't usually take that much thought.

ELLIOT
I wasn't listening. There was...a demonic duck of some sort.

SARAH
I shouldn't have asked. Let's just pretend it never came up.

ELLIOT
All right.

After a moment, something dawns on Elliot.

ELLIOT
Wait, no!

SARAH
No what?

ELLIOT
It's not like that.

SARAH
Like what?

ELLIOT
What do you think?

SARAH
This is kind of why I didn't want to talk about it.

ELLIOT
Exactly, but what do you think?

SARAH
I think she told you in confidence, and...

ELLIOT
No. If she had, I wouldn't have waited, I would have said "no" so quickly you'd have thought the same thing.

SARAH
So she's not gay?

ELLIOT
No.

SARAH
Then why did you pause like that?

ELLIOT
Well, I can't say the thought hasn't crossed my mind. Just things she lets slip, and especially with her mother, she has every reason to...actually, I'm going to stop talking about the...penumbra of potentially relevatory subjects until my back feels better.

SARAH
Okay.

They keep driving.

SARAH
It's just that there's something about her that really reminds me of Susan, and she's the only lesbian I know...

Elliot stares blankly.

SARAH
I don't know what gaydar feels like!

They keep driving.

SARAH
Your sister doesn't count as a lesbian, does she?

Elliot shakes his head.

SARAH
She's bi. Not the same thing.

Tedd's room, dawn.

Tedd, Grace, and Ellen are asleep, snuggling in the buff.

A door shuts outside. Tedd jumps up and looks at the alarm clock, on Ellen's side.

TEDD
Dammit, Ellen!

ELLEN
What?

TEDD
Wake up!

He looks at the door, and starts to whisper.

TEDD
Wake up. You too.

A robotic hand comes out of the dresser, pulling off the covers as Ellen's clothes fall on her.

TEDD
Get dressed, get dressed.

He finishes zipping up his pants when her shirt and panties just cover her up, the former open.

TEDD
Come on, come on.

He buttons her shirt for her and forcibly puts her pants on.

TEDD
Into the closet.

ELLEN
What?

TEDD
Behind the panel.

She goes into the closet.

Tedd's house, same.

Mr. Verres, in a robe, his glasses transparent, drinks a cup of coffee. A scream and a thud come from outside, and he instinctively turns.

The doorbell rings and he answers. Outside is a grimy, braless Ellen.

ELLEN
Hi, it's me. Elliot and I decided to go to one of the shops down the street, the chocolate place, and I kind of wandered off to, um, the bookstore, where I ran into Justin, who promised me a ride when, um...

Mr. Verres adjusts his glasses so that they become opaque.

ELLEN
...Elliot got a call from Sarah, saying that she really wanted to make out at the pool, which she'd lucked into that night after closing because of a bored lifeguard, an opportunity she didn't want to waste, but Justin, um, forgot pretty quickly for some reason and left me there, and I'd forgotten my cell phone again, so I decided to sleep on your lawn so that you could give me a ride to school today, in forty-five minutes or so.

He stares blankly. Grace runs across the hall naked behind his head; he turns too late, then quickly turns back.

ELLEN
So...yeah.

MR. VERRES
Ellen, you do remember I work in government espionage.

ELLEN
Wasn't I supposed to forget that or something?

MR. VERRES
No. I trust you also remember the reason for your existence.

ELLEN
Vaguely.

MR. VERRES
Remember and would like to avoid the reason.

ELLEN
My existence isn't so bad.

Mr. Verres sighs in exasperation and lets his glasses become transparent again. He steps to one side.

MR. VERRES
Go get your bra.

She goes in.

BREAK POINT

Cafeteria (North), day.

Sarah and Susan are walking to the table.

SUSAN
Maybe some of his homosexuality will rub off on you and you'll find a decent woman.

SARAH
Like you?

SUSAN
No, I'm pure evil.

SARAH
You scared Rhoda back into the closet.

SUSAN
Do not mention Rhoda.

SARAH
I never actually met her, did I?

SUSAN
And you never will.

SARAH
If some of your homosexuality rubs off on me, I'll know who to call. Until then, I have a hungry boyfriend wating for me.

SUSAN
About that...you wouldn't like to have some quality lunchtime with your boyfriend, and maybe best friend? Without any pint-sized...

SARAH
Our table will be fine, Susan.

SUSAN
You're lucky you're cute.

SARAH
You have no idea, and never could.

They sit down with Elliot and Tedd.

ELLIOT
Susan, Tedd was just telling me how he defiled my sister and threw her out a window he built specifically to throw her out of after defiling her.

TEDD
She threw herself out it. I just made her.

ELLIOT
Was he even fooled?

TEDD
One day.

SUSAN
Pervert.

TEDD
Proudly, my dear.

Susan hisses at him. Sarah breaks down laughing, and Susan hisses at her.

SARAH
I'm sorry.

Susan keeps staring at her until she stops laughing. She picks up a plate and sits on Elliot's lap.

She starts eating, looking sheepishly at Susan.

ELLIOT
Sarah, normally you're more than welcome on my lap, but I'm kind of hungry.

SARAH
But she's scary...

TEDD
I'm not that hungry.

She goes back to her chair.

SARAH
He's scarier.

Susan puts a hand on her shoulder.

SUSAN
Aw...

SARAH
Maybe.

TEDD
Offer's still open.

SARAH
In another world.

TEDD
And you?

SUSAN
In no other world.

TEDD
Want to bet?

SUSAN
Tell you what. Find a world where we're dating, and I'll catch an alternate-universe movie with you.

Tedd laughs.

TEDD
I'd be careful, I'm dangerously close to breaking the dimensional barrier. Right after alarm clocks that deliver shocks to certain fingerprints and glasses with nanomachines in the lenses.

Susan laughs; Elliot smiles and shakes his head.

SUSAN
Right.

Tedd flips a switch on his glasses and they become transparent.

TEDD
I'm completely serious.

Susan stares blankly until Elliot and Sarah burst into laughter.

ELLIOT
He's had those things for years. The alarm clock is new, though.

TEDD
Not quite finished. I only thought of it this morning.

ELLIOT
I'm sure in another world, you have one.

TEDD
What do you think the shipping's like?

SUSAN
You know, you should always keep them like that.

He makes them opaque again.

SUSAN
Petty.

TEDD
Look, I don't even need these; the lenses are completely flat. I just think they make me look less like a girl.

SUSAN
But you're such an uncomfortably pretty girl.

SARAH
And in the other world, a comfortably pretty girl.

ELLIOT
Which other world is this?

SARAH
Where he, er, she has an electified alarm clock, and Captain Jack has his own show.

ELLIOT
Is he still Jason D. Poit?

SARAH
Why not?

ELLIOT
I'd watch it.

TEDD
You would probably watch an hour a week of Jason D. Poit dancing in his underwear.

ELLIOT
Especially that.

SARAH
Do you have to do everything Ellen does? It's a nightmare, Susan, trust me.

ELLIOT
It's part of being a twin; these things run in families. Like the ability to digest this.

Street, day.

Elliot and Tedd are walking.

TEDD
At lunch today, you weren't serious, were you?

ELLIOT
About what?

TEDD
"These things run in families"?

ELLIOT
Why do you ask?

TEDD
It's just...with my looks, I've always been worried that...

ELLIOT
Tedd, we've been over this. Gay guys are the last people you should be worried about here.

TEDD
Heh, maybe.

Tedd looks away from Elliot.

ELLIOT
Are you really that homophobic.

TEDD
I'm not homophobic! I'm just scared.

ELLIOT
Makes sense.

Elliot sighs.

ELLIOT
I wasn't being serious.

TEDD
Good. That's good.

He starts to clean his glasses and looks up at Elliot.

ELLIOT
Hey, if you're going to defile my sister, you may as well eat with us tonight.

TEDD
Sure, why not?

Elliot rubs Tedd's hair.

ELLIOT
It's a date.

Tedd pushes his hand away and puts his glasses back on.

TEDD
Preexisting reasons only.


I have a feeling this is bordering on something, but I can't think of what I'm thinking of.
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Postby Helseth on Mon Jan 28, 2008 3:09 am

Good story, can't wait for it to be updated
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If the strange behaviour of my character offends remember that the twisted mind that created it a probably several countries away.

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Postby Burningblood on Mon Jan 28, 2008 4:57 am

God damn you Helseth this was posted way back in Jan. 9th.

Let it die.
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