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Homeless Joel

Postby TheTeague on Wed Sep 20, 2006 8:29 pm

Man, not only did he start stakin' out an alley spot, he tore up his clothes to fit in with all the cool hobos too.

I think Joel's always secretly romanticized the tramp life, but gave it up at the first sign of inconvenience. He just don't have it in him to follow his dreams.

F***ing quitter.
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Postby scrubbo on Wed Sep 20, 2006 9:17 pm

I'd give it up the first sign of inconveniance, too! But it would be fun leading the hobo life, stabbing people with my hobo knife!
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Postby pitchblak on Thu Sep 21, 2006 5:57 am

I wouldn't last a week on the streets. I'm not even sure how long I'll last when I move out of home.

Hell, I go offline for more than a day or so and my brain starts to go weird.... :-?
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Postby scrubbo on Thu Sep 21, 2006 6:46 am

"starts to"?
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Postby daveshan on Fri Sep 22, 2006 8:29 am

What happened to the rain? :P
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Postby TheTeague on Fri Sep 22, 2006 5:19 pm

scrubbo wrote:But it would be fun leading the hobo life, stabbing people with my hobo knife!


That needs to be fleshed out into a full song and made the official Filthy Lies theme.
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Postby scrubbo on Sun Sep 24, 2006 7:39 pm

First : the rain... it was only there for dramatic purposes. Once you don't need it, it's not raining any more. Just like in the movies! :) Either that or it was one of those summer showers that lasts, like, 5 minutes tops.

Second : Hobo song - stolen from The Simpsons.
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Postby spork-faerie on Sun Sep 24, 2006 8:54 pm

"hobo song"

adapt it. seriously. would make one of the berst theme songs EVER!
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Postby pitchblak on Mon Sep 25, 2006 3:13 pm

scrubbo wrote:"starts to"?


You're probably right.

Its not even more weird.

Just a different weird.
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Postby Lice_01 on Thu Oct 26, 2006 11:48 am

scrubbo wrote:First : the rain... it was only there for dramatic purposes. Once you don't need it, it's not raining any more. Just like in the movies! :) Either that or it was one of those summer showers that lasts, like, 5 minutes tops.

Second : Hobo song - stolen from The Simpsons.


yeah, the episode where they were telling tall tales, and at the end Homer ended up staying on the train, sponge bathing the hobo. I need to catch up on the Simpsons... haven't watched it in like 2-3 years
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