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Pirates under the desk

Postby Casual Notice on Thu Sep 14, 2006 10:31 pm

I tried that with my wife, once. It's not as easy as you would think.
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Postby scrubbo on Fri Sep 15, 2006 5:14 am

Hence the gasping.

Pirates are a hardy lot. If they can climb rigging in a storm, I'm pretty sure they can perform under a desk. :)
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Postby spork-faerie on Sun Sep 17, 2006 10:07 pm

i have a suitable desk at work...

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Postby scrubbo on Mon Sep 18, 2006 5:08 am

Now you just need to get yourself a Shower Pirate.
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Postby Casual Notice on Mon Sep 18, 2006 5:53 am

The desk isn't the problem, it's the chair. Someone should design a chair for office sports.
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Postby scrubbo on Mon Sep 18, 2006 8:03 am

My chair in my lab would be sweet for that kind of thing. It's basically a stool with an adjustable back and a height adjusting lever. It goes from really really low to really really high, allowing, in theory, all sorts of different activities.
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Postby spork-faerie on Mon Sep 18, 2006 8:47 pm

so all i need is a) a shower pirate with a taste for fish pirates and b) one of those chairs...

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Postby scrubbo on Tue Sep 19, 2006 4:54 am

Good luck in your quest!
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Postby spork-faerie on Tue Sep 19, 2006 8:47 pm

i fear i may need it!
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Postby Casual Notice on Wed Sep 20, 2006 5:28 am

The important thing to remember is to find a way to look industrious while providing ...err...necessary access. Also practice your vocal control in case anyone in your office asks a question at an inopportune moment.
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Postby scrubbo on Wed Sep 20, 2006 5:38 am

Just cultivate a good mutter all the time. Somebody asks something, mutter incoherently. Then when it's Pirate Time(tm) they won't be suprised to find you enunciating less than clearly.
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Postby spork-faerie on Wed Sep 20, 2006 7:34 pm

you are both VERY, VERY wise!!
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Postby scrubbo on Wed Sep 20, 2006 9:19 pm

Or just dirty.
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Postby spork-faerie on Sun Sep 24, 2006 8:54 pm

both work!!
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Postby scrubbo on Mon Sep 25, 2006 5:20 am

So any luck on the shower pirate front?
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Postby spork-faerie on Mon Sep 25, 2006 8:51 pm

no. i'm nopt sure where to look. but i SHOULD really see if i cant just find me a ninja instead... i've always had a thing for ninjas... all that black spandex... thats my idea of a good time!
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Postby pitchblak on Tue Sep 26, 2006 7:48 pm

Ninja would be in and out without you knowing...

All with deadly accuracy...

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Postby spork-faerie on Tue Sep 26, 2006 9:23 pm

that'd probably be a good thing whilst i was a work!!
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Postby scrubbo on Wed Sep 27, 2006 5:02 am

Plus those pyjamas they were are designed for easy access.
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Postby ChrisFroste on Wed Sep 27, 2006 9:26 am

Hmm......well, i -am- a pirate. and i do spend a lot of the time in the shower. does that count? :P
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Postby scrubbo on Wed Sep 27, 2006 12:17 pm

WE HAVE A WINNER!
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Postby spork-faerie on Wed Sep 27, 2006 8:13 pm

you dear sir have to come to Darwin and we'll talk!
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Postby ChrisFroste on Wed Sep 27, 2006 11:57 pm

Wish I could....would love to visit Australia. :P

Heh....need to get a new pic of me in the pirate garb lol.....nothing recent.
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Postby spork-faerie on Thu Sep 28, 2006 9:06 pm

i don't know about how much you'd love Darwin! it's hella freaking hot! but that's okit means less clothing is essential all year around!!
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Postby ChrisFroste on Fri Sep 29, 2006 1:28 am

Cant be much worse than here. :P then again, unless i win the lottery, i couldnt afford it :/

Less clothing is always better. :P But I prefer colder weather.....there are so many interesting ways to stay warm ;)
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