Pirates under the desk

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Postby scrubbo on Fri Sep 29, 2006 4:55 am

*goes to get hose to wash of forum*
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Postby ChrisFroste on Fri Sep 29, 2006 6:24 pm

Lol. Sure you dont need a firehose? :P
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Postby pitchblak on Sat Sep 30, 2006 6:21 pm

The smell will go after a couple of washes, but you'll never get those stains out...
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Postby spork-faerie on Sun Oct 01, 2006 9:27 pm

the stains are my favorite part... YAY!

but considering the weather up here at the moment i'd be glad to dance in the fire hose! it's so freaking hot! and its like 98% humdity.. the rain'll come soon though.. so all will be good!
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Postby pitchblak on Mon Oct 02, 2006 12:47 am

Man, I bitch about the heat in down here in Sydney.

Fuck Darwin off.

I've always preferred Winter over Summer. Can always get warmer. Only so much you can take off, and you're still too hot.

And as far as the extra eye-candy goes around here, it wouldn't be a huge issue. One July (winter here) I was wandering the mall with my hoodie up, generally ignoring the people around me and freezing my arse off, and I spun out. it seemed the standard dress of the girls was miniskirt, tank-top, scarf and Ugg boots.

Kinda reminds me of that strip a few years back when Mary was buying a corset, "Nothing says 'I'll suffer for your viewing pleasure' like Hypothermia!"
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Postby ChrisFroste on Mon Oct 02, 2006 12:55 am

Luckily up here, its cooling off and heading towards winter. My favorite season.....i love the cold.....:D

Any temperature above 75 degrees Farenheight(around 24 celsius) is too hot for me to be anywhere near comfortable. I need my snowy weather to feel comfy. :D Because it gives me a perfectly good reason to curl up with someone(not that i need any other reason for that, but its one more. ;)
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Postby spork-faerie on Mon Oct 02, 2006 9:30 pm

wow. see i like having an excuse for not wearing shoes and living in singlets!

and fuck ugg boots back to the 80's mate! they are NO hot. they are at best luke warm, and that's ony when you're FREEZING AT HOME!!

lol. man sydney is so big... and it gets cold. i don't think i'd survive there.

and you know how you guys get up to 24 (degrees celcuis) we're lucky if we get DOWN to that in the 'cold' months!
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Postby ChrisFroste on Tue Oct 03, 2006 9:54 am

Then its probably not good for me to come down there :/ id die of heat stroke...
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Postby spork-faerie on Tue Oct 03, 2006 8:53 pm

possibly.. but i work in air conditioning.. i could keep you at work under my desk... and feed you occasionally!
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Postby ChrisFroste on Wed Oct 04, 2006 12:38 am

hmm.. and when you got off work? what then?
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Postby spork-faerie on Wed Oct 04, 2006 5:29 pm

i didn't say my plan was perfect... but the air con never goes off here, they have to keep all the machines cold... and the cart is air conditioned.. adn so is my room.. and i have a pool... and if i put you on a lead my parents would never know you weren't a really big version of a paris hiltopn lap dog... it could work...
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Postby ChrisFroste on Thu Oct 05, 2006 12:47 am

paris hilton lap dog, eh? Nah. I doubt i could pass for that. :P

Heres me being something other than a pirate....as i cant find all my pirate garb :/ http://i12.tinypic.com/2iazhh1.jpg
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Postby spork-faerie on Thu Oct 05, 2006 4:39 pm

ok, i submit. it was a bad idea... i hope you find pirate apparel soon! in time for haloween even!
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Postby ChrisFroste on Tue Nov 28, 2006 1:16 am

Well, i wore the jedi garb for halloween.....the pirate stuff i found, but now i cant find my camera.
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Postby spork-faerie on Thu Nov 30, 2006 11:23 pm

that's a bitch. you should invest in a mind camrea! they're expensive, but fun!
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