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Manuals,helplines and brooms

PostPosted: Mon Sep 05, 2005 4:07 am
by Casual Notice
Welcome to the Cleansweep Helpline. To assist our skilled technicians in assisting you,please select an option from the following menu:
For problems relating to flight capabilities, press 1.
If you have damaged your broom and would like a list of approved repair-witches in your area, press 2.
For questions regarding your broom's usefulness as a household cleaning device, press 3.
If there's actually nothing wrong with your broom, and you are just lonely and would like to talk to a "living" technician, press 5 or stay on the line and an unholy zombie will hunt you down and eat your brain since you obviously weren't planning on using it, today.

PostPosted: Sat Nov 05, 2005 11:49 pm
by spork-faerie
ha go the cleensweep reference there!! i mean i'm tempted to press 5 just to see what the zombies look like.. and i mean i don't have much brain for them to eat so.. you know...