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Postby Adam The Alien on Sat Feb 28, 2004 10:34 pm

CAS wrote:I once heard someone say "Yay! We're off on an adventure to kill the dragon....but before we do, let's stop and have wild sex!" in response to hentai. It was hilarious. :P


Well, there are actually some legitimate reasons for that. :D

Consider, they're about to go on an adventure to kill a dragon...this could well be a lethal mission. Wild sex just happens to be on the "things to do before death" list for them. Plus, if all partners are consenting, you have to imagine it relieves a bit of the tension, and possibly improves morale, allowing them to do a better job at dragonslaying.

No wild sex...well, you know what they'd be thinking then when they get to the dragon? Here are some possibilities, from various points of view:

"Ohshitohshitohshitohshit"
"All this...dramatic...emotional...and sexual tension that...has been...building...is...too much!...to bear, it's...making me...talk! like...William...Shatner!"
"Damn, I wish I'd done [insert name]."
"Fuck it all, I knew I was going to die a virgin."
"Fuck it all, I knew I was never going to get a virgin."
"Where are my legs? Hm...maybe I can get pity sex."
"God, please let [insert name] be into dead people..."
"DEAR GOD IT BURNS! IT BURNS MORE THAN THE RISK OF STDS!"
"Where are my legs? Wait, where the Hell is my...? Oh. Shit, now I don't even get pity sex."
"Screw this, I'm going home. Got me plenty o' adventure in my own bed...wait...crap...I'm dead, aren't I? Shit."

:D
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Postby DamnedEyez on Sun Feb 29, 2004 11:15 pm

One should always get laid before doing anything risky...as a rule.

Of course, as getting laid can be risky...
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Postby bloodeye on Mon Mar 01, 2004 9:06 pm

...I rather like that idea. Now just to find a hot babe who thinks the same way to do risky things with....
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Postby DamnedEyez on Mon Mar 01, 2004 9:43 pm

Yes, that seems to be the most difficult part.
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Postby tankus on Tue Mar 02, 2004 6:08 am

"Hey babe, what about we make a dangerous and epic adventure
-Oh great idea... We just have to make wild sex before thought!"
-If a friend has problems, you try to solve them... When a real friend have a problem, you live it with him...

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Anatomy is funny

Postby LycanLoner on Tue Mar 16, 2004 8:17 pm

All I have to say is "Naked Man Doing Jumping Jacks" It is funny to everyone. Human anatomy is silly Male in particular, every other beast in the world gets a Tape Measure, Human males get a folding ruler.

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Postby Necro Underachiever on Fri Mar 19, 2004 3:22 pm

Sex is something that the majority of folks in the US are inherently uncomfortable discussing, most likely due to the Puritanical origins of the country. Porn is viewed as "taboo" by many, because it deals with an uncomfortable subject.

Humor is taking an uncomfortable subject, and then pointing and laughing at it. Hence, porn in comics = laugh-fest!
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Postby DamnedEyez on Fri Mar 19, 2004 3:28 pm

Or, most webcomic artists are immense perverts, and infuse their comics with things they know about.
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Postby Necro Underachiever on Fri Mar 19, 2004 7:37 pm

Well, there is that...
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