Unending predictions!!!

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Postby squiddy on Thu Feb 05, 2004 11:07 pm

Meet? Are you crazy. I don't want to meet you. I just want to marry you for a day, divorce you, go on divorce court, and get spousal support of $1000 every WEEK!!! HAHHAHAA...

Err shit...probably shouldn't have told you my plan.

I mean..meet? I'd love to meet! I lurrrvee you Bloodeye *bats eyelashes*

..ahem.


What do you think, Bunner?
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Postby Paraboombo on Fri Feb 06, 2004 5:30 am

No Bunner, Just your friendly Neighborhood Otter.

Who you were all MUNCHING ON!

Which was mean.

And now I will unleash my otter hordes.

Forward, Zanzibar! Away!

We must go find Bunner!
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Postby Bunner on Fri Feb 06, 2004 9:29 am

*distracts all the otters by throwing fish and rubber balls at them*

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Postby squiddy on Fri Feb 06, 2004 11:01 am

Paraboombo wrote:No Bunner, Just your friendly Neighborhood Otter.

Who you were all MUNCHING ON!

Which was mean.

And now I will unleash my otter hordes.

Forward, Zanzibar! Away!

We must go find Bunner!



Oh, Just munching on your first born.

MWUAHAHAHHAA..

Er wait... you're so..harmless..and..cuddly..
MUST ..RESIST...URGE..to..EAT!!

Errr. I'm better now. So, bloodeye? What do you think otters taste like? My squiddy senses are saying they taste like dog...which tastes a bit like turkey.

Mmmm turkey.
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Postby Jeffro on Fri Feb 06, 2004 12:22 pm

I like sloth...

What about you Adam? You like sloth?
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Postby Ruinah on Fri Feb 06, 2004 12:41 pm

Baybay ruuuth? I know I'm about 30 replies too late for the person who predicted me, but hell, I didn't anyone would anyway... And squiddy:


Badgars? Badgars? We don't need no stinking Badgars!!

(Don't hurt me!)
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Postby squiddy on Fri Feb 06, 2004 12:56 pm

mhmmbadmmbnmmdgersmmmrulemmm

Sorry, I had a lil otter in my mouth.

..Wait..NOO..i'm not sposed to eat them anymore! Bad! BAD!!

...

Sorry, Para
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Postby Adam The Alien on Fri Feb 06, 2004 1:27 pm

Wait, so I eat Blood's liver, and I'm an evil bastard...you eat god knows how many otters, and all is well?

That's it. Jeffro, you are now my minion. Go. Kill. Or I'll eat you.
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Postby bloodeye on Fri Feb 06, 2004 10:10 pm

I think if you're going to try and marry someone, only so you can then divorce them for the money, you should choose someone far less broke than I am.

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Postby squiddy on Sat Feb 07, 2004 9:51 pm

ARGG

No ones been posting! EVIL EVIL!

Post, predict! Have a jolly time for I am BORED!! ...BORED!!


I predict Adam..since that sly bastard is around alot. Adam! Entertain me, biyotch.

...Okay I'll settle down. ..Keep the tranquilizers away! AWAY!
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Postby Jeffro on Sun Feb 08, 2004 12:55 am

*Radio crackle* This is team one, we have the target known as squiddy in sight, preparing to taker her down.

*Soft puff of air as the tranq gun fires.*

Ah! Retreat, retreat the target is unaffected by the tranqs! Run for your lives!

*Much violence and bloodshed*

Para! Save us all!
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Postby Adam The Alien on Sun Feb 08, 2004 1:36 am

Damn it, Jeffro! Bad minion! I did not tell you to attack the squiddy! That's dangerous! Honestly, minions are supposed to be mindless in the "do not think for themselves" kind of way, not the "motel vacancy sign where brain should be" kind of way. Bloody Hell!

::leaves the bound and gagged Jeffro in Squiddy's path::

There you go, Squiddy, human sacrifice!
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Postby Jeffro on Sun Feb 08, 2004 10:10 am

*Squirms away, yelling muffled curses through the gag*

Mmmmph Para! mmph
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Postby Paraboombo on Sun Feb 08, 2004 1:21 pm

I will save Jeffro!

But I need the help of Bunner!
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Postby Bunner on Sun Feb 08, 2004 2:30 pm

Actually, your chances of success are 23% higher if you don't involve my "help". Maybe you ought to reconsider, y'know, for Jeffro's sake.
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Postby Adam The Alien on Sun Feb 08, 2004 5:51 pm

Well then, I vote you help him! :lol: :evil: :lol:

Squiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiddy! Your human sacrifice is waaaaaaaaaiting! And he may have coooooooooompanyyyyyyyyyyy!
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Postby bloodeye on Sun Feb 08, 2004 7:24 pm

*does that cool hand wavy jedi thing*

This is not the kitty you are looking for....

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Postby squiddy on Sun Feb 08, 2004 7:58 pm

Oh man, you miss the craziest things when you have to work for 11 hours!

So Jeff is a traitor? Or dare I use the other T word?

Jeffo, you terrorist you! How dare you try to attack me!! Just because I'm crazy and.. and... *sob*

I can't take all of this stress!



But yeah, if I were you, i'd be afraid. I have... A DOG! *unleashes her dog, Cocoa on Jeffro*

Oh be VERY afraid, for she is a miniature doberman.

..Okay I wouldn't be afraid either. So anyone got any cool weapons I could borrow? I promise I'll return them! How about you, ADAM?
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Postby bloodeye on Sun Feb 08, 2004 8:06 pm

Well, most of my own aren't exactly the 'portable' type of weapons....

But my brother left behind a nice broadsword you can use, if you like. Even has a nice razor edge to it.

AtA?
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Postby Adam The Alien on Mon Feb 09, 2004 3:16 am

Oooh! Oooh! My ever-present rocket launchers need to make their debut here! Squiddy, you may have the honor of breaking this forum in to my ever-present rocket launchers. But they'll strangle you in your sleep if you don't give them back promptly.

So, Jeffro, you have to ask yourself: do you feel lucky?
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Postby Paraboombo on Mon Feb 09, 2004 5:01 am

I doubt it considering that I am torching Jeffro.
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Postby Jeffro on Mon Feb 09, 2004 5:33 am

Oh the pain!

Squiddy! I beg of you...have mercy.
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Postby squiddy on Mon Feb 09, 2004 10:40 am

But you were going to tranquilize me!

That means you deserve a horrible, and very painful, death!

That rocket launcher sounds like it might be very confusing to use. If not, very freaking heavy.

How about I bludgeon you with one of my icicles of DOOM!!

<img src="http://mrsquiddy.carrotmaster.com/MVC-012S.JPG" height="100" width="150">
Clicky here to see much larger/clearer picture: http://mrsquiddy.carrotmaster.com/MVC-012S.JPG
Or http://mrsquiddy.carrotmaster.com/MVC-011S.JPG

Why can't you use HTML on here? When I do it doesn't work. So Jeffro, I ask you as I aim my icicles of DOOM at you, why doesn't it work?
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Postby Jeffro on Mon Feb 09, 2004 11:22 am

*Reaches for the blowtorch* Well, see, the HTML doesn't work because..uh uh...the monkeys did it!

*Runs for it, firing off the blowtorch as he does so*

Quick, Adam, save me! I'm a loyal minion!
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Postby necromonky on Mon Feb 09, 2004 12:20 pm

*wanders in the room.......looks around....ducks the flamethrower and dodges the icicles of doom.



DamnedEyez.....whats this all about?
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