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Back-Pat Theatre (5/21/2013)

Postby The Traveler on Mon May 20, 2013 10:45 pm

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And you get to be an archmage, and you get to be an archmage...
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Re: Back-Pat Theatre (5/21/2013)

Postby yadumey on Mon May 20, 2013 10:49 pm

The Traveler wrote:And you get to be an archmage, and you get to be an archmage...


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Re: Back-Pat Theatre (5/21/2013)

Postby Sin_City_Assassin on Tue May 21, 2013 12:26 am

The bald guy doesn't even have eyebrows.
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Re: Back-Pat Theatre (5/21/2013)

Postby yadumey on Tue May 21, 2013 12:49 am

Sin_City_Assassin wrote:The bald guy doesn't even have eyebrows.

Oh no, he does. He's just lacking eyes.

What can I say, Szark's into some weird shit.
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Re: Back-Pat Theatre (5/21/2013)

Postby bahamutkod on Tue May 21, 2013 3:30 am

Oh! The gay couple gets to adopt a child. How progressive and sensitive of Mookie!

That butler better just hope he never PISS FART PUKE!, though, or it's over because gay guys can't abide icky things.

edit: It occurs to me that Mookie hasn't bothered revealing the butler's name... lending the real possibility that he never named the guy he decided to have Szark fall madly in love with. Progressive and sensitive!
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Re: Back-Pat Theatre (5/21/2013)

Postby SLTE on Tue May 21, 2013 6:13 am

Now that all the cool monsters are dead, it's high time we get an all-human-or-rough-approximation-thereof Circle of Archmagi. Yep.
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Re: Back-Pat Theatre (5/21/2013)

Postby IrishFino on Tue May 21, 2013 7:06 am

Katya hasn't had any episodes because she's gettin' the D.

All women need the D to calm them.


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Re: Back-Pat Theatre (5/21/2013)

Postby MuddyBear on Tue May 21, 2013 7:54 am

IrishFino wrote:Katya hasn't had any episodes because she's gettin' the D.

All women need the D to calm them.


Fact.


This became 20x funnier when I read it in Colbert's voice.
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Re: Back-Pat Theatre (5/21/2013)

Postby The Traveler on Tue May 21, 2013 8:03 am

bahamutkod wrote:It occurs to me that Mookie hasn't bothered revealing the butler's name... lending the real possibility that he never named the guy he decided to have Szark fall madly in love with. Progressive and sensitive!
He's named Bronto.
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Re: Back-Pat Theatre (5/21/2013)

Postby PantherScott on Tue May 21, 2013 8:11 am

yadumey wrote:
The Traveler wrote:And you get to be an archmage, and you get to be an archmage...


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That's funnier than all 11 years of Dominic combined. I don't know what it is, I'm still having trouble typing this between snickers and laughter.

And I need the laugh from the bile I tasted whenever I see Thanks To You. Most of these people could have handled their issues on their own without his help. Szark was far more interesting when he was a psycho fencer. Now he's just the stereotype best friend that was used to tackle "special subjects." And as for Bonto, Bronto, whatever, he looks like a freaking blow up doll, not a person. All he needs is the date rape oh no face most of them have and the look would be complete. And please don't have Milov and his ex get back together, that would only prove that Milov can't learn from the past.
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Re: Back-Pat Theatre (5/21/2013)

Postby TheBlackPaladin on Tue May 21, 2013 8:01 pm

Should we consider it a good thing that at this rate we may never find out what is ultimately happening with Siggy, Lady Loxo or whatever her damned name was, TIM, and Karnak in hell?
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Re: Back-Pat Theatre (5/21/2013)

Postby Darth Cariss on Tue May 21, 2013 8:34 pm

TheBlackPaladin wrote:Should we consider it a good thing that at this rate we may never find out what is ultimately happening with Siggy, Lady Loxo or whatever her damned name was, TIM, and Karnak in hell?


I'm kind of expecting to see Karnak again, but we'll see. I doubt we'll see the others, unless it's just to show Karnak is making them suffer forever.
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Re: Back-Pat Theatre (5/21/2013)

Postby TheBlackPaladin on Tue May 21, 2013 9:04 pm

Darth Cariss wrote:
TheBlackPaladin wrote:Should we consider it a good thing that at this rate we may never find out what is ultimately happening with Siggy, Lady Loxo or whatever her damned name was, TIM, and Karnak in hell?


I'm kind of expecting to see Karnak again, but we'll see. I doubt we'll see the others, unless it's just to show Karnak is making them suffer forever.


About the only way I can think of Karnak being able to make Siggy Suffer is to have him bound in place for eternity, eyeslids removed, forced to watch Maltak and the Orcs as they prosper.
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Re: Back-Pat Theatre (5/21/2013)

Postby PantherScott on Tue May 21, 2013 9:47 pm

And watching this crap go on.
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