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Postby Athena7 on Wed Dec 17, 2003 1:51 pm

Well, I had the basics right, at least. :)

It has been a looong time since I've watched the Smurfs. They're creepy little blue buggers, ain't they?
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Postby Princess Loki on Wed Dec 17, 2003 2:06 pm

::wallops Serall over the head, who was conviently trying to hide as a guest::

Teach you for turning me into a smurf. Damn, but now who is going to change Kai back?
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Postby Kaichi on Wed Dec 17, 2003 5:12 pm

\(^o^)/ I'm cute!!!! Whee!!! **dances around happily at being patted on the head by Loki and petted by Athena**

Heh...I must say, though, that this is waaaaay more Smurf info than I ever wanted to know. But whatever method causes the elimination of Smurfs is okay by m...

Hey!!! :x

Who turned me into an Ent?!?!? And who's going to turn me BACK into ME?!?!? waaaaaah! :cry:
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Postby Princess Loki on Wed Dec 17, 2003 5:42 pm

::opens a giant spell book almost larger than herself and flips through it.::

Here's one for reverting to an original form.

::turns Kai into a talking pumpkin::

Oh, NERTS!

::tries agian and Kai turns into a black cat::

Um... well, you're cute in that form at least...
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Postby Wizard on Wed Dec 17, 2003 5:46 pm

A little google and I find it was the original three smurflings that created Sassette.
Gargamel was expelled from wizard school because they thought he was mad. He kept talking about little blue smurfs. To prove them wrong, he was going to cast the impossible spell, turning lead to gold, which required 6 smurfs, which didn't exist, and was therefore impossible. He was then going to eat the rest. Ok, so he was a little mad. Not mad, so much, as excentric.
um... in the books, Gargamels cat Azreal is male, in the show, it's female.
Ok, now that's too much Smurf info than you could ever want to know. Which is good because I'm out of random Smurf trivia.
Anyone read the original Peter Pan? Fairies have a long standing history of lack of decency apparently.
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Postby Princess Loki on Wed Dec 17, 2003 9:05 pm

I didn't read the book, but I've heard things. It's amazing how many busty naked chicks run around on an island that is supposedly based on the land of a child's imagination.

And if Evil Baughb thinks that the world he remebers is imaginary, and Glee is included in that world of his imagination...

:o ... :x

Excuse me, while I go beat Evil B. to a bloody pulp for thinking he imagined a naked chick...

::storms off, growling, leaving poor Kai in cat form::
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Postby Kaichi on Thu Dec 18, 2003 7:02 am

Purrrrrrrrrr

**Kai doesn't mind being in cat form, as he loves cats (his sister has SIX cats!!). He just wanders around the forum, looking for a warm lap and a tummy rub**

Mmrrrrow?

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Postby Athena7 on Thu Dec 18, 2003 7:35 am

OOOO! Kai's a cute cute cute little kitty-cat! C'mere, you!

*scoops up Kai the Cat and retreats to a cozy corner to pet him*
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Postby Wizard on Thu Dec 18, 2003 7:57 am

Like that guy who lost his house but won the lottery, I don't know whether to feel sympathetic or jealous of Kai.
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Postby Serall on Thu Dec 18, 2003 1:35 pm

::wakes up very shakily::

Wha happen? I remember coughing when trying to help Kai kill smurfs and then I went sleepy time.

:: Sees cat-form of Kai::

Hello little fella. Usually I don't like cats but there's something different about you.

::pets Kai and accidentally pokes him really hard in the eye. Kai bites into Serall's hand in retalliation::

GAAAAAAOOOOOWWW! GETITOFFGETITOFFGETITOFFGETITOFF!

::Swings arm around and launches Kai high into the air::

I was wrong. I still don't like cats. Any cat.

::storms off leaving Athena gaping at the sky high Kai.::
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Postby Athena7 on Thu Dec 18, 2003 1:41 pm

GGR! SNARFLE! SNAP! Darn you, Serall!!

*runs around crazily, trying to get under Kai the Cat as he falls*

GOTCHA!

*snags Kai gently and runs away to hide from evil Serall*

GET HIM, LOKI!
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Postby Princess Loki on Thu Dec 18, 2003 4:21 pm

::pokes her head in from the next room::

Huh? Oh, Serall's back... one second...

::retreats into the next room::

Now, Baugberrick, we won't be imagining any more naked faeries, will we?

::there is a grumble and then a whimper::

That's what I thought.

::exits in a executioner's robe and holding a whip and hot poker::

Where'd he go? I have my whip out and everything!
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Postby Amara on Fri Dec 19, 2003 7:30 am

Serall tried to hurt a kitty? that's a capital crime, off with his head Loki!!
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Postby Athena7 on Fri Dec 19, 2003 7:32 am

*pokes head out of hidey-hole*

Not just ANY kitty, either! KAICHI the Kitty!!

*ducks back inside, petting Kai*
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Postby Serall on Fri Dec 19, 2003 12:50 pm

Calm down! It was an accident and all cats are evil!

::Sees this only made the situation worse::

WAAAAHHH! I don't wanna be hurt! Hey wait a minute, what am I worried about? I've got malfunctioning magic on my side! BACHLAVAK!

::Turns Kaichi back to normal and takes away Loki's weapons of torture and puts all femalees there in revealing two piece bikinis::

:o ...Not what I set out to do, but arguably better.

::Loki growls at him. So does Amara, then she realizes the kitty she's been holding to her chest is normal Kaichi again::
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Postby Serall on Fri Dec 19, 2003 12:52 pm

Adjustment to above posting: I meant Athena, not Amara. Why I wrote that is beyond me...
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Postby Athena7 on Fri Dec 19, 2003 1:49 pm

*glances down at the now-normal Kai*

Hey, you're back!

*keeps petting*

*glances down again and sees revealing bikini*

WHAT am I wearing?!? Ah well.

*shrugs and keeps petting Kai*

Like my navel ring? It's new!

*gestures with free hand at dragon-shaped navel ring*
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Postby Princess Loki on Fri Dec 19, 2003 5:02 pm

::shrieks with ear-drum percing volume::

I'm not clothed! Serall will die!

::lunges at Serall, nails glinting with their sharp pointiness::
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Postby Serall on Sat Dec 20, 2003 1:55 pm

EEEEEEEEEEEEEPPPPP!

::Princess Loki grabs him and starts smacking him about::

Stop! I'm just a crazy old man! I don't wanna die! Hey wait minute I'm not old...

::Looks to his left and sees a confused hobbit wandering about::

Hey it's that hobbit that used to be Carson's printer. Good thing he never found out about that or I'd be in trouble.

::Notices that Loki has him held over her head. She slams him down, sits on him and starts twisting his legs::

AAAAAAAAG!!! OOOOOOWWWWWIIIIEEEE! Hey Loki, this is pathetic, but your butt feels really good right there. AAAAAAAIIIIIEEEEE!!

::Confused hobbit watches the man get beaten by a bikini clad female while anohter bikini clad female holds a man to her chest and pets him.::
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Postby carsonfire on Sat Dec 20, 2003 2:35 pm

:o Why am I suddenly wearing a two-piece bathing suit?

:o It's got ruffles, yet.
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Postby Kaichi on Sat Dec 20, 2003 9:55 pm

*snuggles against the almost-naked Athena, revelling in her pets and toying with her cute dragon-shaped navel ring. He draws a deep, satisfied breath and releases it in a happiest-man-in-the-universe gigantic sigh, looks up and yells, "THANK YOU, GOD! AND SERALL!" before he dies of sheer joy.*

:D :D :D
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Postby Serall on Sun Dec 21, 2003 8:28 am

Uh Cars? If you look back at he past posts, you'll see that only females in the vecinity were suddenly clad in bikinis. You might also want to do something about that hobbit.

::Loki pulls back on Serall's legs::

AAAAAOOOOAAAGGG! God her butt feels good there. AAAAAOOOOOWWWWCH!
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Postby Princess Loki on Sun Dec 21, 2003 9:54 am

::starts jamming her figernails under Serall's toenails and pushing::

Give us back our clothes or I'm going to yank your toenails off, and if you haven't done it before, believe me, it hurts!
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Postby carsonfire on Sun Dec 21, 2003 10:02 am

Serall wrote:Uh Cars? If you look back at he past posts, you'll see that only females in the vecinity were suddenly clad in bikinis.


Well something went wrong, didn't it??? :o
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Postby Serall on Sun Dec 21, 2003 6:55 pm

OOOOOWWWW!OW!OW!OW!OW!OW!OW! You win! I'll do it, please stop!

:: Raises one hand::

JUGGA JUGGA NAY NAY!

:: A puff of smoke envelopes everyone. When it clears, all female characters are clothed in white Gandalf-esque robes and cloaks. Carson is still in a bikini and now has pink hair::

Huff...puff...there, it's done. Feel free to keep your butt where it is though.

::Gets punched in the face. The hobbit formerly known as Carson's printer looks at Carson and backs away very slowly.::
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