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(ot) A location for the Official Pair-up and Romance thread:

Postby invinible on Wed Dec 10, 2003 8:28 am

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Postby Wizard on Wed Dec 10, 2003 12:48 pm

Curiosity compels me to click.
*click*
duh... what? What is this, and what does it have to do with Elf life?
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Postby Evania on Wed Dec 10, 2003 2:35 pm

Wizard wrote:duh... what? What is this, and what does it have to do with Elf life?


*Evania stands*
"I'd like to second that 'duh... what?' "

*The chairperson bangs his gavel*
"All right then, everyone in favor of a 'duh... what?' say yea...."

*a bunch of people* YEA!

*the chairman bangs his gavel again*
"All right, order, order! And the motion is carried. It is now official:"

duh... what? :-?

"And that concludes our meeting. Thanks for coming, y'all. there's coffee and cookies in the other room."
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Postby The_Temp_Guy on Wed Dec 10, 2003 8:48 pm

Well there he goes again with his randomness....
I guess he doesn't understand the concept of Children-oriented Comics.....
In my forum he made an intersting post in the RP forum, I edited a bit so it wasn't quite so "Adult" and did some grammar checking too.
I also had to delete a thread he made because it was rather :oops:

So I'm in with:
duh....what?
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Postby Wizard on Thu Dec 11, 2003 4:35 am

That's three for Duh... what?
If we had a fourth we could play euchre.
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Postby Athena7 on Thu Dec 11, 2003 6:42 am

Consider me your fourth. "Duh...what?" basically sums up my reaction to everything invinible ever posts.
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Postby Wizard on Thu Dec 11, 2003 12:26 pm

Awsome. Anyone got a deck of cards?
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Postby invinible on Sun Dec 14, 2003 3:46 pm

I put (ot) in the title since it was a Off Topic post and I couldn't spell Off Topic without costing some of the actual title.
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Postby Guest on Sun Dec 14, 2003 5:16 pm

Yes, we understood that it was an off-topic (OT) post. What I think we did not understand is why you thought we might need or want to see that thread from a forum that we don't belong to.
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Postby carsonfire on Sun Dec 14, 2003 6:11 pm

My philosophy on Off Topic posts (developed in the old newsgroup RACS) is to leave them be. Commenting on their off-topicness just keeps them alive longer than the on-topic posts. In RACS, worse than pointless flamey threads would go on for weeks on end, as people battled over whether some bit of comic stripety info was "on topic" or not. Heck, my pal Jim Alexander got flamed for posting a query about comic strip demographics in that "comic strip" newsgroup. (Comic strip demographics being off topic for a group that considered it's more pressing issue to be Luann's evolving hairstyle)

I speak here not as the guy in charge, but as just another poster, just voicing my laissez-faire attitude on the situation. :roll:

(and even here, I only say this for the reason that it allows me to say "laissez-faire" and sound like a big shot)

If this were a porn or spam link, then it would be rightfully deleted, otherwise might as well just move on. Doesn't anybody know how to start a new thread around here? :wink:
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Postby Athena7 on Sun Dec 14, 2003 6:55 pm

carsonfire wrote:My philosophy on Off Topic posts (developed in the old newsgroup RACS) is to leave them be. Commenting on their off-topicness just keeps them alive longer than the on-topic posts.


Or we could just hijack them and turn them into ongoing card games. Still off-topic and random, but in a fun way, rather than in a confugitating way.

((Confugitate: Verb. To confuse and agitate simultaneously. To confuse so much that agitation is produced.))
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Postby Wizard on Mon Dec 15, 2003 9:22 am

Actually, my original intention was that OP give a nice, short summary to what the intention of the topic he linked to meant so that I wouldn't have to wade through 50 pages of "who are these people?"
But hijacking, playing cards, and making up new words sounds stupenderiffic too.
So, I ask again. Cards anyone? The only deck I've got has holes in all the aces.
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Postby Princess Loki on Mon Dec 15, 2003 5:34 pm

I have a deck!!

...Oh, wait that's my tarot deck... Dammit, where did the sprite take my real deck?!
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Postby Sprite on Mon Dec 15, 2003 6:09 pm

I didn't take the deck. I'm almost sure I took the duck.
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Postby Princess Loki on Tue Dec 16, 2003 8:34 am

So that's where the rubber duckie went, but who took my deck?!

SOMEONE HAS STOLEN MY DECK OF CARDS!!!!
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Postby Athena7 on Tue Dec 16, 2003 8:50 am

Princess Loki wrote:SOMEONE HAS STOLEN MY DECK OF CARDS!!!!


I bet Demon took it. He took your glaive, so why not your cards, too?
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Postby Jamie on Tue Dec 16, 2003 9:05 am

carsonfire wrote:My philosophy on Off Topic posts (developed in the old newsgroup RACS) is to leave them be. Commenting on their off-topicness just keeps them alive longer than the on-topic posts. In RACS, worse than pointless flamey threads would go on for weeks on end, as people battled over whether some bit of comic stripety info was "on topic" or not. Heck, my pal Jim Alexander got flamed for posting a query about comic strip demographics in that "comic strip" newsgroup. (Comic strip demographics being off topic for a group that considered it's more pressing issue to be Luann's evolving hairstyle)

I speak here not as the guy in charge, but as just another poster, just voicing my laissez-faire attitude on the situation. :roll:

(and even here, I only say this for the reason that it allows me to say "laissez-faire" and sound like a big shot)

If this were a porn or spam link, then it would be rightfully deleted, otherwise might as well just move on. Doesn't anybody know how to start a new thread around here? :wink:


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Postby Serall on Tue Dec 16, 2003 12:56 pm

Never fear, Serall is here! In an associated bout of silliness, I shall tap into the imaginary power possed by me in the role playing forum to return your missing deck! FALAGHAKHKH!

::Makes a rubber ducky appear::

That's not right! Let me try again!

::Tosses duck aside::

BOM BOM BADILLIO!

::Turns Princess Loki into a smurf::

DOH! Let me fix that and try one more time!

::Changes Princess Loki back and readies a new spell::

CARSONTHONITIUM!

::Turns Carson's printer into a confused hobbit::

Uh, I gotta go. See Demon about that deck.

::runs away::
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Postby Princess Loki on Tue Dec 16, 2003 3:20 pm

Serall, you're getting your butt kicked later for the smurf thing.

I should check with Demon. I want my glaive AND cards back.

::picks up her rubber duckie and storms off::
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Postby Kaichi on Tue Dec 16, 2003 9:58 pm

Princess Loki wrote:Serall, you're getting your butt kicked later for the smurf thing.

I should check with Demon. I want my glaive AND cards back.

::picks up her rubber duckie and storms off::


Dang...Loki chan, if you had only remained a Smurf a few more minutes, you could have snuck in among the lot of them, totally unnoticed, and SLAUGHTERED THEM ALL!!! Then the world would have been happily bereft of Smurfs!! mwahahaha!! :evil:

Ahem...

Sorry. My Inner Assassin (TM) took over for a moment, there. (^.^);;

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Rubber ducky, you're the one...you make bathtime lots of fun...rubber ducky, I'm awfully fond of you...boop-oop-ee-doop!
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Postby invinible on Wed Dec 17, 2003 8:32 am

I put it here since these forums don't have a general type chat and this seems to be the closest comic to a Romanic comic. I was trying to see if I could get females to join the Unpaired Female List since it is like 2 unpaired females to 8 unpaired males.
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Postby Princess Loki on Wed Dec 17, 2003 10:16 am

You're so cute, Kai. ::pats him on the head::

But if I was changed into a Smurf, I would have been another Smurfette, which would have put off the delicate balance of Smurfettes, and the Smurfs would have ceased to exist due to this imbalance. At least I think so...
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Postby Athena7 on Wed Dec 17, 2003 10:41 am

Princess Loki wrote:You're so cute, Kai. ::pats him on the head::

But if I was changed into a Smurf, I would have been another Smurfette, which would have put off the delicate balance of Smurfettes, and the Smurfs would have ceased to exist due to this imbalance. At least I think so...


He IS cute, isn't he? *pets Kai*

Loki, as I recall, Smurfette was actually not a natural-born (if Smurfs are born, that is) creature, but was in reality created by the evil wizard Gargamel (sp?) as a lure to catch the real Smurfs. They rescued her and brought her home to their village, and she became the one and only female. Then later there was Baby Smurf, but they never really explained where he came from. My guess is Papa Smurf was gettin' smurfed by Smurfette...which is just weird and creepy on so very many levels. SOOO...I'm not sure if you becoming another female Smurf would have done anything other than add to Papa Smurf's harem. Which of course you would never stand for, thus bringing about the genocide of all Smurfdom.
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Postby Guest on Wed Dec 17, 2003 11:49 am

If you're so interested in slaughtering Smurfs Kai, I believe I can be of assistance. BOM BOM BADIL-COUGH!

::Turns Kaichi into a pink and purple polka dotted Ent::

...Okay now that's just messed up even for me. Wait, didn't I wanna stay away for some reason?

::Fails to notice Princess Loki sneaking up behind him::
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Postby Wizard on Wed Dec 17, 2003 12:02 pm

Smurfette was originally black haired after she was created by Gargamel. When she wanted to be free of his evil, the spell Papa Smurf used to cure her of the curse turned her hair to blond.
Baby smurfs are "born" once in a blue moon, brought in by a stork. The particular episode where Baby smurf was introduced, there was a mistake. It's been too long now, and can't remember what the mistake was, but basically Baby Smurf had to go back. Grouchy Smurf, who had taken a liking to Baby Smurf, refused to let him go, and kept baby smurf hidden until the stork eventually gave up. I believe Papa smurf used his magic to create another blue moon so the Baby could stay.
The smurf children were older smurfs who accidentally walked into father times clock while he was away and got zapped back to kids. By the time he got back, it was too late to undo the zapping.
I'm not sure where Sassette Smurf (the little girl smurf) came from. I have vague recollections of her being a creation similar to that of Smurfette, and being really mean and playing jokes on the other smurfs until Smurfette convinced her to be good and let Papa smurf use the same spell he had helped her with before.
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