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Re: EGS Motivational Posters

Postby Stardrake_ on Mon Sep 15, 2008 3:32 am

They do. However, the peas misinterpreted, thought that everyone wanted to eat them, and declared war in self-defense. It all went downhill from there...
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Re: EGS Motivational Posters

Postby yreomyr on Mon Sep 15, 2008 5:10 am

Well, old bean, while there may be some kernel of truth in that there must still be an answer. Has anyone tried calling greenpeas?
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Re: EGS Motivational Posters

Postby Stardrake_ on Mon Sep 15, 2008 5:51 am

Yes, but their main agenda nowadays seems to be getting rid of pavements. They want peas everywhere to walk (well, roll) on dirt alone, as captured by their "Peas on Earth" slogan.
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Re: EGS Motivational Posters

Postby The Old Hack on Mon Sep 15, 2008 6:21 am

This discussion is getting far too realistic for my tastes.
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Re: EGS Motivational Posters

Postby Vikedal on Mon Sep 15, 2008 6:51 am

GETTING BACK TO THE TOPIC, COMRADES!

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Re: EGS Motivational Posters

Postby Illusionist on Mon Sep 15, 2008 7:17 am

The topic is for sissies.
The book is almost always better than the movie. You could have no better case in point than FROM HELL, Alan Moore's best graphic novel to date, brilliantly illustrated by Eddie Campbell. It's hard to describe just how much better the book is. It's like, "If the movie was an episode of Battlestar Galactica with a guest appearance by the Smurfs and everyone spoke Dutch, the graphic novel is Citizen Kane with added sex scenes and music by your favourite ten bands and everyone in the world you ever hated dies at the end." That's how much better it is. - Warren Ellis.

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Re: EGS Motivational Posters

Postby Nocturn on Mon Sep 15, 2008 8:22 am

o/ Other rappers diss me, say my rhymes are sissy o/
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Re: EGS Motivational Posters

Postby Helseth on Mon Sep 15, 2008 1:16 pm

why? becuase you rap about reality?
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Re: EGS Motivational Posters

Postby Darekun on Mon Sep 15, 2008 11:38 pm

The random button knows all!
Respect the random button!!!

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Re: EGS Motivational Posters

Postby Puffs on Tue Sep 16, 2008 2:59 am

Darekun wrote:The random button knows all!
Respect the random button!!!



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Re: EGS Motivational Posters

Postby Vikedal on Tue Sep 16, 2008 6:48 am

I'd dig for the "Finish your sentences" button but it seems to be buried in the muck and the mud and the
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Re: EGS Motivational Posters

Postby Illusionist on Tue Sep 16, 2008 7:10 am

Putting ellipsis on the end might have helped.
The book is almost always better than the movie. You could have no better case in point than FROM HELL, Alan Moore's best graphic novel to date, brilliantly illustrated by Eddie Campbell. It's hard to describe just how much better the book is. It's like, "If the movie was an episode of Battlestar Galactica with a guest appearance by the Smurfs and everyone spoke Dutch, the graphic novel is Citizen Kane with added sex scenes and music by your favourite ten bands and everyone in the world you ever hated dies at the end." That's how much better it is. - Warren Ellis.

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Re: EGS Motivational Posters

Postby Nightranger on Tue Sep 16, 2008 2:31 pm

Darekun wrote:The random button knows all!
Respect the random button!!!

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Re: EGS Motivational Posters

Postby Sunflash on Fri Sep 19, 2008 5:59 pm

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Re: EGS Motivational Posters

Postby kgirl1992 on Fri Sep 19, 2008 6:13 pm

yes :D
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Re: EGS Motivational Posters

Postby Sunflash on Fri Sep 26, 2008 8:21 am

This war has just begun!

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Re: EGS Motivational Posters

Postby Sunflash on Sat Sep 27, 2008 6:42 pm

I should probably stop messing with various IE scripts and stop breaking it, huh? Oh well!

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Re: EGS Motivational Posters

Postby Aeg'air on Tue Sep 30, 2008 12:49 pm

One word... Ouch!
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Re: EGS Motivational Posters

Postby SQRT(-2) on Tue Sep 30, 2008 7:07 pm

Put alcohol in the mix, and oil and water can be mixed. However Ted and Susan are underage. . .
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Re: EGS Motivational Posters

Postby Illusionist on Wed Oct 01, 2008 7:05 am

Like that ever stopped anyone.
The book is almost always better than the movie. You could have no better case in point than FROM HELL, Alan Moore's best graphic novel to date, brilliantly illustrated by Eddie Campbell. It's hard to describe just how much better the book is. It's like, "If the movie was an episode of Battlestar Galactica with a guest appearance by the Smurfs and everyone spoke Dutch, the graphic novel is Citizen Kane with added sex scenes and music by your favourite ten bands and everyone in the world you ever hated dies at the end." That's how much better it is. - Warren Ellis.

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Re: EGS Motivational Posters

Postby The Old Hack on Wed Oct 01, 2008 7:23 am

Illusionist wrote:Like that ever stopped anyone.

Illusionist is sadly right. Being underage didn't stop me, watching what it did to people around me did... but many of these were underage as well...
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Re: EGS Motivational Posters

Postby Illusionist on Wed Oct 01, 2008 7:30 am

"Sadly"? Pah! Underage vodka FTW.
The book is almost always better than the movie. You could have no better case in point than FROM HELL, Alan Moore's best graphic novel to date, brilliantly illustrated by Eddie Campbell. It's hard to describe just how much better the book is. It's like, "If the movie was an episode of Battlestar Galactica with a guest appearance by the Smurfs and everyone spoke Dutch, the graphic novel is Citizen Kane with added sex scenes and music by your favourite ten bands and everyone in the world you ever hated dies at the end." That's how much better it is. - Warren Ellis.

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Re: EGS Motivational Posters

Postby Man on the Moon on Wed Oct 01, 2008 9:21 am

Illusionist wrote:Like that ever stopped anyone.


It stopped me. Except when I went to Germany, where the legal age is 16. And then it was ok. :D
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Re: EGS Motivational Posters

Postby Aeg'air on Wed Oct 01, 2008 11:12 am

Technically u can have alcohol underage if it's in a private household with adult supervision AND ur not abusing it... Tedd however would probally take alcohol abuse to a new lvl!
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Re: EGS Motivational Posters

Postby Ineluki on Wed Oct 01, 2008 11:15 am

Aeg'air wrote:Technically u can have alcohol underage if it's in a private household with adult supervision AND ur not abusing it... Tedd however would probally take alcohol abuse to a new lvl!

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