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Re: EGS Motivational Posters

Postby Nightranger on Thu Oct 02, 2008 7:01 pm

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MARTIN: What?
DANIEL: Okay. One, that's Star Trek; and two, it's ridiculous.
MARTIN: What's wrong with it?
CARTER: "The singularity is about to explode?"
MARTIN: Yes.
CARTER: Everything about that statement is wrong.
DANIEL: How exactly is having weapons at maximum going to help the situation?
MARTIN: The audience isn't going to know the difference. They love: "weapons at maximum."
MITCHELL: Never underestimate your audience. They're generally sensitive, intelligent people who respond positively to quality entertainment.
TEAL’C: I do not understand why everything in this script must inevitably explode.
MARTIN: Look, you guys may all know how things really work out there in the galaxy, but I know the film business. Explosions make great trailers. Simple fact. More explosions, better trailer. Better trailer, more viewers.


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Re: EGS Motivational Posters

Postby Puffs on Fri Oct 03, 2008 8:53 am

Shadowhamster wrote:Uhm...I think it refers to the old saying "You wouldn't hit a guy in glasses, would you?"


You didn't have glasses at that age, did you?
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Re: EGS Motivational Posters

Postby WalkerBoh on Fri Oct 03, 2008 9:15 am

I did. I was also small and relatively weak. I still didn't get bullied, for some reason.
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Re: EGS Motivational Posters

Postby Nightranger on Fri Oct 03, 2008 1:26 pm

I was. Granted, it wasn't too bad; or, at least it could easily have been much worse. I did wear glasses back then though.
MARTIN: What?
DANIEL: Okay. One, that's Star Trek; and two, it's ridiculous.
MARTIN: What's wrong with it?
CARTER: "The singularity is about to explode?"
MARTIN: Yes.
CARTER: Everything about that statement is wrong.
DANIEL: How exactly is having weapons at maximum going to help the situation?
MARTIN: The audience isn't going to know the difference. They love: "weapons at maximum."
MITCHELL: Never underestimate your audience. They're generally sensitive, intelligent people who respond positively to quality entertainment.
TEAL’C: I do not understand why everything in this script must inevitably explode.
MARTIN: Look, you guys may all know how things really work out there in the galaxy, but I know the film business. Explosions make great trailers. Simple fact. More explosions, better trailer. Better trailer, more viewers.


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Re: EGS Motivational Posters

Postby nitpicking on Fri Oct 03, 2008 6:24 pm

I wore glasses and never got bullied much. Then again, I was one of the biggest kids in the school.
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Re: EGS Motivational Posters

Postby Nightranger on Fri Oct 03, 2008 6:32 pm

I've always been tall myself, I think that's the main reason I wasn't bullied more than I was, especially in middle school.
MARTIN: What?
DANIEL: Okay. One, that's Star Trek; and two, it's ridiculous.
MARTIN: What's wrong with it?
CARTER: "The singularity is about to explode?"
MARTIN: Yes.
CARTER: Everything about that statement is wrong.
DANIEL: How exactly is having weapons at maximum going to help the situation?
MARTIN: The audience isn't going to know the difference. They love: "weapons at maximum."
MITCHELL: Never underestimate your audience. They're generally sensitive, intelligent people who respond positively to quality entertainment.
TEAL’C: I do not understand why everything in this script must inevitably explode.
MARTIN: Look, you guys may all know how things really work out there in the galaxy, but I know the film business. Explosions make great trailers. Simple fact. More explosions, better trailer. Better trailer, more viewers.


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Re: EGS Motivational Posters

Postby Dragonstar on Fri Oct 03, 2008 6:47 pm

I was the freaky "Devil-worshiping" D&D player in High School to many. Of course, I didn't help my case by speaking nonsense in a quiet, deep voice right while sitting right behind some of my would-be tormenters in some classes. He would burst out at me and get in trouble. The teacher didn't hear me. Vengeance was a tad bit on the sweet side.
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Re: EGS Motivational Posters

Postby Nightranger on Fri Oct 03, 2008 6:59 pm

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MARTIN: What?
DANIEL: Okay. One, that's Star Trek; and two, it's ridiculous.
MARTIN: What's wrong with it?
CARTER: "The singularity is about to explode?"
MARTIN: Yes.
CARTER: Everything about that statement is wrong.
DANIEL: How exactly is having weapons at maximum going to help the situation?
MARTIN: The audience isn't going to know the difference. They love: "weapons at maximum."
MITCHELL: Never underestimate your audience. They're generally sensitive, intelligent people who respond positively to quality entertainment.
TEAL’C: I do not understand why everything in this script must inevitably explode.
MARTIN: Look, you guys may all know how things really work out there in the galaxy, but I know the film business. Explosions make great trailers. Simple fact. More explosions, better trailer. Better trailer, more viewers.


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Re: EGS Motivational Posters

Postby CooperNRG on Fri Oct 03, 2008 7:08 pm

"Are there any girls there...'cause if there are, I wanna do them!"

LOL, classic!
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Re: EGS Motivational Posters

Postby Shadowhamster on Fri Oct 03, 2008 7:51 pm

Puffs wrote:
Shadowhamster wrote:Uhm...I think it refers to the old saying "You wouldn't hit a guy in glasses, would you?"


You didn't have glasses at that age, did you?


No, still don't, but I don't doubt that they can make you a social pariah.

I wasn't unpopular in high school, although, I wasn't necessarily at my best back then either. I definitely wasn't the most honest person back then. I didn't wear glasses but I did notice how some people were treated because of them. Some fought back, and succeeded, and others didn't succeed. Others still didn't even fight it. I thought it was silly. I managed to make people think twice before picking any kind of thing with me, but it wasn't necessarily a good thing. In fact I would say that I still bear a lot of scars from what I went through in high school.

My mom dying around that time didn't help.
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Re: EGS Motivational Posters

Postby Sunflash on Sat Oct 11, 2008 8:19 pm

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Re: EGS Motivational Posters

Postby Aeg'air on Wed Oct 15, 2008 12:17 pm

Sunflash wrote:"And here, class, is a classic example not only of Thread Necromancy, but of Thread Necromancy With Just One Poster. This art will be covered in more detail in T.N.102, sophmore year."

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Re: EGS Motivational Posters

Postby Youwillneverknow on Wed Oct 15, 2008 3:37 pm

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Re: EGS Motivational Posters

Postby Aeg'air on Fri Oct 17, 2008 9:24 am

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Re: EGS Motivational Posters

Postby Puffs on Fri Oct 17, 2008 11:29 am

Annoying qwote!
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Re: EGS Motivational Posters

Postby TheAuldGrump on Tue Oct 21, 2008 10:20 pm

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Re: EGS Motivational Posters

Postby Stardrake_ on Thu Oct 23, 2008 6:01 am

And here I thought the distortion was deliberate to indicate magic occurring...
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Re: EGS Motivational Posters

Postby TeaMug on Fri Oct 24, 2008 3:34 pm

I like that idea. The wand has affected the very image itself.

Anyways, thought I'd try a few:
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Re: EGS Motivational Posters

Postby Man on the Moon on Fri Oct 24, 2008 4:39 pm

TeaMug wrote:Anyways, thought I'd try a few:


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Re: EGS Motivational Posters

Postby TeaMug on Fri Oct 24, 2008 6:35 pm

Oh, hey, yeah... That could be misinterpreted, couldn't it.
Not my intention - I was shooting more to highlight EGS's unrestrained, honest side.
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Re: EGS Motivational Posters

Postby nitpicking on Fri Oct 24, 2008 7:29 pm

I was sure the text of the poster would be "ecdysiasis", not "defenestration". I mean, if you're going to be Latinate and obscure ....
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Re: EGS Motivational Posters

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Re: EGS Motivational Posters

Postby Youwillneverknow on Sat Oct 25, 2008 3:02 pm

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Re: EGS Motivational Posters

Postby TeaMug on Sat Oct 25, 2008 9:31 pm

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Re: EGS Motivational Posters

Postby mixedintrests on Tue Nov 11, 2008 1:02 pm

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