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Re: Newbe intro thread

PostPosted: Tue Dec 02, 2008 12:17 pm
by Dreestith
Dreestith hands Origami His bandages, a block of Seruna's nevermelting ice, Zen's nonexistent shirt, and Chrono's extra Bandana.

Re: Newbe intro thread

PostPosted: Wed Dec 03, 2008 12:34 pm
by Aeg'air
To all noobs I gives u all [really cool music][/really cool music] A Khaoliquid. (An extremely deadly viscious killing machine that's practically indstructible)For more info look here

Re: Newbe intro thread

PostPosted: Wed Dec 03, 2008 12:54 pm
by friltsar
New here. Been a lurker of El Goonish Shive since day 1, but only just decided to join the forum recently.

Re: Newbe intro thread

PostPosted: Wed Dec 03, 2008 12:57 pm
by SleepyOrigami
*GLOMPS* Greetings friltsar!!! Welcome to the forums.

Enjoy this newbie kit, containing:
* a TF Gun
* a squirrel teddy
* a sixpack of unlabled soda
* a cookie in shiny wrapper
*a dead fish.

And 5 paper cups shaped like owls.

Re: Newbe intro thread

PostPosted: Wed Dec 03, 2008 1:01 pm
by Aeg'air
friltsar wrote:New here. Been a lurker of El Goonish Shive since day 1, but only just decided to join the forum recently.


Yays welcome I gives you a Khaofire, one of the hottest things around ^^

Re: Newbe intro thread

PostPosted: Wed Dec 03, 2008 2:21 pm
by mandros
welcome from up north eh. here is an unending cooler of canadian beer (will only open if you are 18+)

Re: Newbe intro thread

PostPosted: Wed Dec 03, 2008 5:24 pm
by Celtic Minstrel
Aeg'air wrote:To all noobs I gives u all [really cool music][/really cool music] A Khaoliquid. (An extremely deadly viscious killing machine that's practically indstructible)For more info look here

Aeg'air wrote:Yays welcome I gives you a Khaofire, one of the hottest things around ^^


GAH! NO! *shoves them all into Limbo*

*replaces them will their respective plushy equivalents*

Re: Newbe intro thread

PostPosted: Wed Dec 03, 2008 5:32 pm
by ChronosCat
Greetings to friltsar.

*Gives friltsar an orange and black catnip mouse left over from Halloween, and orange yarn.*

Enjoy the forums!

Re: Newbe intro thread

PostPosted: Wed Dec 03, 2008 8:51 pm
by PixelHead777
Any newbie I missed!
*GLOMP*
I give you each a dewrag, choice color, and a mood ring.
ENJOY THE FORUMS, B****ES!
*Shrinks all newbies.*

Re: Newbe intro thread

PostPosted: Wed Dec 03, 2008 8:54 pm
by mdm
Welcome, all.

And Pixel isn't usually like that, by the way.

Re: Newbe intro thread

PostPosted: Wed Dec 03, 2008 8:59 pm
by PixelHead777
No, not really. Just very tired.

*Natalie sees all the tiny people*
Natalie: Shrunken people!!!
*Natalie scoops them up and huggles them.*

... She's always like that...

Re: Newbe intro thread

PostPosted: Fri Dec 05, 2008 12:40 pm
by Hanii Puppy
vampiress_kat wrote:EDIT: *glomps Hanii Puppy* Greetings, newbie-ish one! To the newbie thread with thee, to get your newbie pack and welcomings!


So here I am =^_^=

But note that if this is the forum I'm thinking of, then I've already had my soul stolen 3:

Or am I thinking of the misfile forums? bleh lol

Re: Newbe intro thread

PostPosted: Fri Dec 05, 2008 1:11 pm
by Ineluki
*snicker* yes, that is indeed a misfile forum ritual, as far as I remember ^_~
Anyway... Welcome! *glomps*
From us, you get some nice gifts, no soul stealage (yet ^^).
First of all, here's your own newbie-kit, containing:
* a TF Gun
* a Squirrel Teddy
* a Sixpack of Unlabled Soda
* a Cookie in shiny Wrapper
* and a Dead Fish
And on top of that, you get a TFG mod kit for shooting portals from me; always handy to escape mad science laboratories.

Enjoy your stay! ;)

Re: Newbe intro thread

PostPosted: Fri Dec 05, 2008 1:18 pm
by mandros
*glomp*
welcome from the guy up north eh. Here is an unending cooler of canadian beer (will only open if you are 18+)
and the true madness is in mayhem

Re: Newbe intro thread

PostPosted: Fri Dec 05, 2008 1:26 pm
by Hanii Puppy
Ineluki wrote:* a Squirrel Teddy


!!! I want one of those more than the sun or the stars D: as long as it's big :P

EDIT: Whoa ... the toungue smiley looks drunk xD


mandros wrote:*glomp*
welcome from the guy up north eh. Here is an unending cooler of canadian beer (will only open if you are 18+)
and the true madness is in mayhem


I'm 17 3:

How about Greek beer? They don't have restrictions other than having to be 17 to buy alcohol in greece D: and they have Mythos <3

Thanks for the welcome =^_^=

Re: Newbe intro thread

PostPosted: Fri Dec 05, 2008 4:57 pm
by ChibiCarrera
Been gone!!

*Glomps all newbies!*
Welcome to EGS forum!

Re: Newbe intro thread

PostPosted: Fri Dec 05, 2008 5:32 pm
by PixelHead777
Hanii Puppy wrote:
vampiress_kat wrote:EDIT: *glomps Hanii Puppy* Greetings, newbie-ish one! To the newbie thread with thee, to get your newbie pack and welcomings!


So here I am =^_^=

But note that if this is the forum I'm thinking of, then I've already had my soul stolen 3:

Or am I thinking of the misfile forums? bleh lol

*GLOMP*
HI!!!
you get from me, a dewrag, in a color of yoru choosing. It's fuzzy, like a puppy. And a mood ring.

Also, your soul will now be stolen by catgirls to play with.

Re: Newbe intro thread

PostPosted: Fri Dec 05, 2008 7:30 pm
by SleepyOrigami
Hanii Puppy wrote:So here I am =^_^=


Howdy Hanii Puppy! I give you 5 paper cups in the shape of origami scops owls. They are good for staying up late and rarely spill. :rootbeer:

Re: Newbe intro thread

PostPosted: Sat Dec 06, 2008 10:06 am
by mdm
I present you with a TF gun Mod Kit for shooting tractor beams and a jar of Atomic Fireballs.

Re: Newbe intro thread

PostPosted: Sat Dec 06, 2008 12:49 pm
by mandros
Hanii Puppy wrote:How about Greek beer? They don't have restrictions other than having to be 17 to buy alcohol in greece D: and they have Mythos <3


sorry all i got is Canadian besides there is a loop hole that lets you get beer from it *opens it up and passes Hanii Puppy a beer* you just need some one who is over 18 to open it for you

Re: Newbe intro thread

PostPosted: Sat Dec 06, 2008 1:17 pm
by Aeg'air
Celtic Minstrel wrote:
Aeg'air wrote:To all noobs I gives u all [really cool music][/really cool music] A Khaoliquid. (An extremely deadly viscious killing machine that's practically indstructible)For more info look here

Aeg'air wrote:Yays welcome I gives you a Khaofire, one of the hottest things around ^^


GAH! NO! *shoves them all into Limbo*

*replaces them will their respective plushy equivalents*


First things first. How could you :( I give out killing machines and you turn them into plushies. :gonk: However I presume you followed the link so :) .

Welcome Hanii Puppy I gives you (Thanks for the idea Celtic Minstrel) a Khaoplushy looks harmless before it eats you alive, enjoy ^^

Re: Newbe intro thread

PostPosted: Sat Dec 06, 2008 4:56 pm
by ChibiCarrera
*GLOMPS all newbies* (again...)
*Gives all newbies a watch that tells the wrong time 24/7*
Enjoy!
* :shifty: Runs away :shifty: *

Re: Newbe intro thread

PostPosted: Sat Dec 06, 2008 7:07 pm
by ChronosCat
PixelHead777 wrote:Also, your soul will now be stolen by catgirls to play with.
What the-? What are these, Daimon Cat-girls? How did they get in the EGS forum?

*Steals Hanii Puppy's soul from the catgirls and gives them catnip mice instead.*
The catgirls should enjoy those much better.

*Tries to stuff Hanii Puppy's soul back in Hanii Puppy's body, but it doesn't work.* Huh. It always worked on Sailor Moon...

*Hands the soul to Hanii Puppy's body* Um, you'll need to figure out how to put it back in yourself, I have no experience in such things. Anywhere, while I'm here, this is for you...

*Gives Hanii Puppy a closed box (containing a blue stuffed mouse and ball of blue yarn).* Wait until later to open this. <whisper>Don't open it in front of kleptomaniac catgirls.</whisper>

Re: Newbe intro thread

PostPosted: Sat Dec 06, 2008 9:37 pm
by PixelHead777
The catgirls were having sooo much fun with Hanii Puppy's soul. They were going to cuddle with it, then once they decided they trusted it enough to be nice to them, they were gonna give it back to Hanii's body- CATNIP MICE!!! *play*

Re: Newbe intro thread

PostPosted: Sat Dec 06, 2008 9:42 pm
by Celtic Minstrel
Aeg'air wrote:Welcome Hanii Puppy I gives you (Thanks for the idea Celtic Minstrel) a Khaoplushy looks harmless before it eats you alive, enjoy ^^
...I can't decide whether that's better, or worse. And yes, I did follow the link.

*gives Hanii Puppy a door*

...Wait... what did I give him? :-? Was that Aeg'air's front door? :o

ChronosCat wrote:
PixelHead777 wrote:Also, your soul will now be stolen by catgirls to play with.
What the-? What are these, Daimon Cat-girls? How did they get in the EGS forum?
...Wait, who's that?