Newbe intro thread

[ChibiCarrera]

*GLOMP*
*Takes back the TF gun and bunny ears*
No taking gifts. gifts are to be given.
HI!
I give you a mood ring and a dewrag, dewrag in a color matching the color of the eye in your avvie.
Someone will dispense a newbie pack for you.
Welcome!
*Shrinks ChibiCarrerra, Femmes Chibi, and sticks Chibi in Natalie's bra*
Natalie: Well, hi, there!
Pixel: You now know the Lommy way.

Ooo! Mood ring! Shiny!
So how am I supposed to change my friend back??

[PixelHead777]

Pixel: ...Not that you currently care about your size and location...
*Pixel changes Chibi's friend back with his own TF gun.*

[mdm]

Welcome. *Hands ChibiCarrera a Newbie Pack consisting of:*

1 TF Gun
1 6-pack of unlabeled soda
1 dead fish
1 cookie in shiny plastic
1 squirrel plushie

And I also present you with a TF Gun Mod Kit for tractor beams and a jar of Atomic Fireballs. Enjoy.

[ChibiCarrera]

Pixel: ...Not that you currently care about your size and location...
*Pixel changes Chibi's friend back with his own TF gun.*

Sorry. That's just kinda the way I am. Lol.

welcome. *Hands ChibiCarrera a Newbie Pack consisting of:*

1 TF Gun
1 6-pack of unlabeled soda
1 dead fish
1 cookie in shiny plastic
1 squirrel plushie

And I also present you with a TF Gun Mod Kit for tractor beams and a jar of Atomic Fireballs. Enjoy.

Hooray!!!!

[PixelHead777]

Pixel: ...Not that you currently care about your size and location...
*Pixel changes Chibi's friend back with his own TF gun.*

So you liiike!
Natalie: *gasp* Someone else who likes the Lommy way? YAY!!!

[Aeg'air]

Too the noobs I give s you each a copy of This is how I disappear by My Chemical Romance and some sanity.

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Can't resist *Turns bag of infinite dice inside out and runs off*

[mandros]

oooh no bad move someone close the bag *starts to run away*

[ChronosCat]

Hello to ChibiCarrera.

*Gives ChibiCarrera a ball of green yarn, and a green catnip mouse.*

*Grabs bunny ears and TF gun*

No taking gifts. gifts are to be given.

Actually, in the first post of this thread, 127.0.0.2 put out Bunny Ears and TF guns for everybody to take, so technically ChibiCarrera was receiving gifts when she took the bunny ears and TF gun. (At least assuming the displays automatically replenish themselves.)

[zt107]

but we are 500 pages in from the first post and somewhere along that line the newbie pack was born so that kinda defarted the purpose... its more like a discontinued collecter's item or something

*closes bag and gives back to Aeg'air while shoveling away poured out dice*

who wants to play yatzee?

[mandros]

too busy i think cid is still in there *helps ZT shovel dice* im a coming cid

[Zolis]

ahh hello all i have been gone for a while and have not posted here for a while so i figured i would stop by here to re introduce myself

[zt107]

yo

we're still shoveling if any one wants to help

[Tybalt]

Okay... that was weird.
Well...
*blushes*
*grabs his friend's hand*
Hello everyone I've discovered the comic roughly two weeks ago, read it entirely (at least the story ones), and I LOVED it. So, well, I, um, thought it'd be interesting to explore a bit around here. Plus it'd be nicer than annoying Dan with a constant flux of ridiculously enthusiastic, fan-project-stuffed emails ^^

...oh, and I'd like to get a TF gun and a pair of bunny ears too, if there are some left.

[theopenandclosedbook]

Hi
*Gloomps*
Here a newbie kit, and a point of view gun

[mandros]

*glomp* Welcome from up north eh. Come on in, Mayhem is always open

EDIT: Oh yea and the newbie kit has

1 Cookie in shiny plastic.
1 Dead Fish.
1 Squirrel Plushie.
1 6-pack of unlabeled soda

[Tybalt]

*squee !* Thanks to you both !
A squirrel plushie, yoohoo

[mandros]

no problem im sort of new too.*finishes cleaning up the dice incident* there you are cid

cid: Thanks i was staring at a d9000 back there

mandros: Cid meet Tybalt, Tybalt meet cid my winged skull

cid: hi

[Dreestith]

Must, resist, urge, beset upon me by Pixel, can't, hold it!

*glomps tybalt*

Welcome!

I'm still figuring out a pack to give to newer people who come here, don't worry, shouldn't be too long now.

You *might* be happy to meet my four characters, Chrono, Zen, Seruna, and myself.

Chrono: yoyoyoyoyo! Electrified!

Zen slaps Chrono in the back of the head, and then introduces himself, ending with a bow.

Seruna looks at the Chaos between the two of them, and introduces herself.

"Ummmm, I apologize for those two's behavior, they seem to have something against each other.

[mandros]

and for my gift i give you an unending cooler of canadian beer (wont open unless you are 18)

[Celtic Minstrel]

1 Cookie in shiny plastic.
1 Dead Fish.
1 Squirrel Plushie.
1 6-pack of unlabeled soda

Um... you forgot the TF-gun.

[Voldine]

Adding my introduction to this black hole of a topic.

Seriously, 500+ pages? I'm not likely to even look here again so if anyone has comments or questions about what they may read here feel free to send a PM.

Call me Voldine. I am an avid gamer and fantasy nerd. Currently my attention is held captive by Left4Dead and my Steam gaming name is currently 'Voldine =HKC= -CON-'. To get any awkwardness of gender supposition out of the way immediately I am at least somewhat transgendered myself in that I believe I am a MTF transsexual but have not had insurance for some time and thus cannot see a doctor without ending up an amputee. Jokes about medical costs aside however, I would prefer if people referred to me as 'she' if referring indirectly to a post of mine. This is simply a preference and a slip doesn't matter as I have a long time ahead of me stuck as a male-bodied person in the immediate future anyways.

I try to be articulate on subjects that I have interest in, and I try to refrain from common internet conventions involving intentional typos, but I will engage in the occasional abbreviation if I deem it not worth my time to type anything lengthier. I try to back any statement I make up with evidence if it seems necessary.

I have been reading EGS for just over a year now, but that doesn't mean I like it any less than those that have been following since the early days. Reading through the entire archive took almost two days since I wanted to make sure I wasn't missing anything important, and had to stop for work at inconvenient times. I love the story thus far and can only hope that I do not end up making a complete moron of myself on these forums.

[Ineluki]

Hi there, Voldine.
First of all: relax.
I detect some small misconceptions there that can easily be created from a first impression. but rants like the one against a common typo are - thank the gods - a rare thing. We're around to have fun after all
And that you even think about backing up statements.. well, let's just say that alone tells me you're off to a good start here.

Oh, and btw, here's your newbie kit, containing:
* a TF Gun
* a squirrel teddy
* a sixpack of unlabled soda
* a cookie in shiny wrapper
*aaand a dead fish.
Enjoy.
Oh, and on top, here's a TFG mod kit for shooting portals from me. Always handy to escape mad science laboratories.

Enjoy your stay

[Dreestith]

Hmmmm... still thinking of a newbie pack...


Oh! Welcome Voldine.

I'm still not quite ready, but I'll soon have something together, probably something from each of my characters...

(Later...)

AHA!!! I've thought of one!

Here you go.

*gives Tybalt and Voldine each
Dreestith's Bandages
A piece of Seruna's nevermelting ice
Zen's shirt
Chrono's bandana*

Zen: Hey! Why'd you give them my shirt?
"Because, you don't wear one anyways."
Zen: Oh, right... hehe.

[mandros]

*glomp* hey hey from up north eh. Here is my gift to you an unending cooler of canadian beer

[AStrangeQuark]

Um... Hello....

I've been kind of afraid to post in here, seeing as there are 536 pages at the moment...

Actually, I may have posted in here months ago, when I set up my account and neglected it. Well, now I'm going to try to participate actively.

Do I need to read through all the previous posts?

So... yeah... Hi? [tries to run off to the safety of the smaller threads]