Newbe intro thread

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Re: Newbe intro thread

Postby The kool on Fri Nov 21, 2008 6:27 pm

Hey, I don't vouch for the practicality, nor the physical or theoretical possibility, just that it exists, and works. Just...don't flip it inside out. That tends to dump everything out, and since it's infinite...
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Re: Newbe intro thread

Postby PixelHead777 on Fri Nov 21, 2008 6:52 pm

Celtic Minstrel wrote:
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Lariren wrote:Hi ever'body! didja miss me?!

And... what do you mean, did we miss you?...
Join date is July, if that means anything.

PixelHead777 wrote:D0? Dinfinity?
Besides being physically impossible, a d0 or d1 would be entirely pointless, the former giving no result at all and the latter always giving the same result. A d∞, on the other hand, is kind of impractical since you could basically get any number at all, whether it be 2 or 56 or 3457845698783452345 or even 384769834687346534805698234756983456289734652783465837465! And of course it's also physically impossible, but I suppose you don't care about that part...

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Re: Newbe intro thread

Postby AmigaDragon on Fri Nov 21, 2008 11:32 pm

Hi gang, been reading EGS for well over a year and finally got around to joining the forum. Anything specific you need to know about me?
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Re: Newbe intro thread

Postby PixelHead777 on Fri Nov 21, 2008 11:41 pm

Why are you a human being? What is your favorite form of wailing toad?
Does your favorite poet have a beard? Do you has?
And the easiest of all, Is it over nine thou- *SMACK* OW!! (Watch it!) Heh...
I give you a mood ring and a dewrag in the color of the dragon of your avvie. Stick around, and someone will give you your newbie pack, others will get you gifts as well.
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Re: Newbe intro thread

Postby Aluwa on Fri Nov 21, 2008 11:54 pm

g'day, Aussie bunny here, long time reader first time poster (Duh!)
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Re: Newbe intro thread

Postby PixelHead777 on Sat Nov 22, 2008 12:01 am

*GASP!!!*
Two newbies to play with!!!
*GLOMP*
*HUGGLE*
HAI! I'm Pixel!
You can have... my big fuzzy dance!
*Does a dance similar to King Dedede's big gay dance, but as a half-squirrel, instead of king dedede*
Hee.
Way to early in the morning for me.
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Re: Newbe intro thread

Postby Chaos Priest on Sat Nov 22, 2008 12:12 am

Greetings and salutations upon you're arrival here in the forum, Mz. Aluwa. We hope that you find you're stay here enjoyable, invigorating, and mentally stimulating. Now then, before we begin we'll have to get some paperwork out of the way. Don't worry, it's not much. Just a few waivers is all. Just initial here:

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Re: Newbe intro thread

Postby The kool on Sat Nov 22, 2008 12:46 am

And once you're done there, step right over here to receive your very own Newbie Packs!

THE NEWB PACK:
1 TF Gun
1 cookie in shiny plastic
1 6 pack of unlabeled soda
1 dead fish
1 squirrel plushie

And here's an Infinite Bag of Dice, on me. It contains an infinite number of every die imaginable, d2, d3, d54... just don't flip it inside out, or rip it, or put one inside another; side affects may include minor cases of universe implosion, and/or ten-foot craters.
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Yes, it is rather hard to kill when you inflict numerical HP damage rather than, you know, actual injuries. - Drayco
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Re: Newbe intro thread

Postby Aeg'air on Sat Nov 22, 2008 3:56 am

Yay two newbies! *Pulls out a double barreled shotgun and shoots the newbies copies of Open your Heart -Main theme of "Sonic Adventure" By Sonic Team , Before jumping into a bag of infinite dice.*
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Re: Newbe intro thread

Postby Sabre-night on Sat Nov 22, 2008 8:24 am

.. why's it wreak of zombie tuna?
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Re: Newbe intro thread

Postby zt107 on Sat Nov 22, 2008 10:22 am

I will present the TF Gun Tractor Beam Mod Kit to the newbies then. *Chucks mod at newbies and runs to mayham.*
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Re: Newbe intro thread

Postby Aeg'air on Sat Nov 22, 2008 10:44 am

GLOMP

Hi sabre knight I gives you the NEWBIE KIT consisting of

1 TF Gun
1 cookie in shiny plastic
1 6 pack of unlabeled soda
1 dead fish
1 squirrel plushie

And from me I'll gives you *Pulls out a surgical drill and drills Escape from the city... City Escape by Sonic Team into Sabre's brain before jumping back into the bag of infinite dice.*
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Re: Newbe intro thread

Postby mandros on Sat Nov 22, 2008 11:04 am

welcome all newbie's
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Re: Newbe intro thread

Postby PixelHead777 on Sat Nov 22, 2008 3:18 pm

Sabre-night wrote:.. why's it wreak of zombie tuna?

*GLOMP*
NEWBIENEWBIENEWBIE GALORE!!!
I give you gifts!
A dewrag, in Dark-sky metal color, and a mood ring!
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Re: Newbe intro thread

Postby mdm on Sat Nov 22, 2008 5:31 pm

zt107 wrote:I will present the TF Gun Tractor Beam Mod Kit to the newbies then. *Chucks mod at newbies and runs to mayham.*


OY! THAT'S MY JOB! *Takes it, then presents it properly, then sues ZT for theft*
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Re: Newbe intro thread

Postby ChronosCat on Sat Nov 22, 2008 7:09 pm

Greetings to Error (AKA Adam222), bridgebrain, AmigaDragon, Aluwa, and Sabre-night.

*Gives each a ball of yarn and a catnip mouse. Adam222's mouse looks like a mini-bombchu.*

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Re: Newbe intro thread

Postby SleepyOrigami on Sat Nov 22, 2008 7:40 pm

Howdy! I've been reading since late 2005 / early 2006 and I enjoy the comic a lot. I am excited about were the story is going and :sleep:
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Re: Newbe intro thread

Postby PixelHead777 on Sat Nov 22, 2008 7:56 pm

*GLOMPS SleepyOrigami awake*
HI!!!
I give you a dewrag, colored sleepily(which I now deem a color), and a mood ring!
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Re: Newbe intro thread

Postby The kool on Sat Nov 22, 2008 8:20 pm

Two more newbies! You can each have an Infinite Bag of Dice. It contains an infinite number of every die imaginable, d2, d3, d54... just don't flip it inside out, or rip it, or put one inside another; side affects may include minor cases of universe implosion, and/or ten-foot craters.
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I'm wearing a skirt, and I've got boobs. I'm not going to start worrying about my manly image now. - Elliot
Logic is fun. It makes great squealing noises when you torture it. - BRE
Yes, it is rather hard to kill when you inflict numerical HP damage rather than, you know, actual injuries. - Drayco
Drayco, he's the one with enough muses to fill up the U.S Senate and still have some left over for the house of representatives. - Lohti. Rest in peace, man.
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Re: Newbe intro thread

Postby Celtic Minstrel on Sat Nov 22, 2008 9:48 pm

Wow. A lot suddenly showed up. Well, they'll have to make do with these Scarves of Invisibility. They're not particularly useful for making you invisible, but perhaps they would work for concealing a weapon or something?
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Re: Newbe intro thread

Postby ChronosCat on Sat Nov 22, 2008 11:56 pm

Greetings to SleepyOrigami.

I present to you a catnip mouse (blue), a ball of yarn (blue) and a Newbie Pack containing:
1 TF Gun
1 Cookie wrapped in shiny plastic
6-pack of unlabeled soda
1 dead fish
1 squirrel plushie

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Re: Newbe intro thread

Postby PixelHead777 on Sun Nov 23, 2008 12:10 am

Or if some tiny half-squirrel decides to ride in your bra when you're female.
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Re: Newbe intro thread

Postby mandros on Sun Nov 23, 2008 12:46 pm

Don’t worry madness like that is common here. oh and welcome
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Re: Newbe intro thread

Postby ChibiCarrera on Sun Nov 23, 2008 2:01 pm

*Grabs bunny ears and TF gun*
*Transforms friend into cow/monkey hybrid*
*runs away*

Hey guys! I'm new here, but I've been reading EGS for about a year now! :D
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Re: Newbe intro thread

Postby PixelHead777 on Sun Nov 23, 2008 2:17 pm

*GLOMP*
*Takes back the TF gun and bunny ears*
No taking gifts. gifts are to be given.
HI!
I give you a mood ring and a dewrag, dewrag in a color matching the color of the eye in your avvie.
Someone will dispense a newbie pack for you.
Welcome!
*Shrinks ChibiCarrerra, Femmes Chibi, and sticks Chibi in Natalie's bra*
Natalie: Well, hi, there!
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