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Newbe intro thread

Postby 127.0.0.2 on Wed May 26, 2004 4:26 am

With that many newbies who make threads, I thought we could need a general introduction thread.

So, hello, newbies, feel free to introduce yourself here. Bunny ears are to the left, TF guns are to the right. :)
Do what the abcd_z sais and visit the El Goonish Shive IRC channel at http://www.nightstar.net!
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Hello people! *waves*

Postby Flying Dutchman on Wed May 26, 2004 5:26 am

Hey hello people. :P

Uhm...Introduction..What about free drinks for you all?

I Recently stumbeld across the comic though a link on another web-comic's forum and I like it! Jay! I am not even finished reading yet but the end is near :( . But a well...
Life is like a box of chocolate you always get the one that tastes horrible.
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Postby the_insane_one on Wed May 26, 2004 5:36 am

Hello Mr. Dutchman, Have a Dead Fish!
*Hands Dutchman a large Dead Fish*
:D Enjoy! :D
And since its a shotgun, it'll be harder for you to get out of that form!
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Postby Flying Dutchman on Wed May 26, 2004 5:40 am

Jay Death Fishies! :D Thanks!
That will be perfect for my collection!
*Runs to aqaurium*
Hi blub 1,2,3,4,5 and 6 look! another dead fish to play with
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Postby verec on Wed May 26, 2004 6:03 am

I am Verec"The Iron Conqurer", servent of Drasoni Anaphote, who is numbered among the Chosen of The Dark Speaker, Zanatose Everhate :evil: . I was sent to this place for two purposes, first to corupt this site and turn it dark and evil as my home, and second to obtain the secrets of your technology, and convert them to our cause. And I started posting because I couldn't bear to remain silent on such a great comic. :wink: I have allready stolen all the things I need from dead and/or sleeping "inmates" of this forum
It had to happen, I finally snaped.

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Postby the_insane_one on Wed May 26, 2004 6:19 am

verec wrote:I am Verec"The Iron Conqurer", servent of Drasoni Anaphote, who is numbered among the Chosen of The Dark Speaker, Zanatose Everhate :evil: . I was sent to this place for two purposes, first to corupt this site and turn it dark and evil as my home, and second to obtain the secrets of your technology, and convert them to our cause. And I started posting because I couldn't bear to remain silent on such a great comic. :wink: I have allready stolen all the things I need from dead and/or sleeping "inmates" of this forum

You sir, are just way to evil.
*Zaps Verec with Harmless Fuzzy Hampster form*
And since its a shotgun, it'll be harder for you to get out of that form!
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Postby Limax on Wed May 26, 2004 6:21 am

Eeeagh! Hamster dance!!!!
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Postby verec on Wed May 26, 2004 6:23 am

My friend allow me to remind you that I am undead and that the standard isuee Tf guns here only affect living tissue. I am uncertain as to the status of any upraded guns that might affect my body.
It had to happen, I finally snaped.

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Postby the_insane_one on Wed May 26, 2004 6:26 am

Oh, ok then.
*Zaps a bird above Verec's head with Very Large Falling Anvil form*
:P
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Postby verec on Wed May 26, 2004 6:31 am

*uses a magic item to port out from under*
*grins*
Ty harder than that, I'm not easily caught off guard. I'm like the James Bond of magic items. Got one for everything.
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Re: Hello people! *waves*

Postby UndertowStudios on Wed May 26, 2004 6:37 am

Flying Dutchman wrote:Hey hello people. :P

Hoi Flying Dutchman, goed om te zien dat hier wat meer nederlanders komen, kunnen wel wat meer worden, een brillante comic als EGS moet natuurlijk niet voorbij gaan aan de werledbevolking.
Je hebt trouwens dezelfde avatar als DarkEpyon een tijdje geleden had op SDV Dutch Anime, maar ik denk niet dat jij dezelfde persoon bent, gezien je e-mail adres.
Maar ja, welkom hier, en ik verwacht dat je je hier wel snel op je gemak zult voelen, je wordt vanzelf wel zo gek als de rest hier, geen probleem :wink:
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Postby Cyberworm on Wed May 26, 2004 8:50 am

That's scary :o

I nearly can understand the dutch language :o

I think it is because I'm german....
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Postby The_Stalker on Wed May 26, 2004 10:15 am

Welcome cyberworm! Here is your satandard issue dead aquatic animal, please take pleasure in its presence. (Im trying to find as many different ways of haniding out dead fish as possible, also telling people to enjoy them.)

*Hands cyberworm a passed-on perch.*
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Postby Vanigo on Wed May 26, 2004 1:24 pm

verec wrote:*uses a magic item to port out from under*
*grins*
Ty harder than that, I'm not easily caught off guard. I'm like the James Bond of magic items. Got one for everything.
Well, that's what Mordenkainen's Disjunction is for.
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Postby the_insane_one on Wed May 26, 2004 3:50 pm

verec wrote:*uses a magic item to port out from under*
*grins*
Ty harder than that, I'm not easily caught off guard. I'm like the James Bond of magic items. Got one for everything.

*Summons James Bond loaded with magic items*
Bond Vs. Verec.
WHO WILL WIN?!
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Postby neospot on Wed May 26, 2004 3:54 pm

Oh screw that
*Wins a save vs controlling a Sphere of annihlation*
just a bit closer...GOT YA![/i]
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We hurt so many, and were hurt our selves

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Postby the_insane_one on Wed May 26, 2004 4:16 pm

*Zaps self with Person Who is Somewhere else*
I am now somewhere else and the sphere does not annihilate me. :P
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Postby Jhudoras Mansion on Wed May 26, 2004 4:37 pm

verec wrote:I am Verec"The Iron Conqurer", servent of Drasoni Anaphote, who is numbered among the Chosen of The Dark Speaker, Zanatose Everhate :evil: . I was sent to this place for two purposes, first to corupt this site and turn it dark and evil as my home, and second to obtain the secrets of your technology, and convert them to our cause. And I started posting because I couldn't bear to remain silent on such a great comic. :wink: I have allready stolen all the things I need from dead and/or sleeping "inmates" of this forum


I am MUCH more evil than you shall ever be, mortal. I even have my own evil lines!

"Join me now, or feel pain in ways you never thought possible! Ignore my wrath and you shall face dire consequences! Cower now, before the pulsating blob of doom that will soon be crawling insidiously beneath your flesh, human worm-slave!

Once the hideous blob wriggles inside there will be nothing from controling you, malodorous taco mutant! Give up now and meet your plastic, lemony-fresh fate..."

I spent months creating a sentient Lysol can so I could crossbreed it with a hamster to get that blob! I didn't even get any money back from pr0n0 videos!

Furthermore, my evil laugh has been shown to have the upmost supremacy. I was trained in the Little Villain's Dictatorship Academy to perform such vile tasks that you could not even comprehend the possibilies they could bring!

Here's a dead fish and some nachoes for effort.
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Postby hazardswake on Wed May 26, 2004 5:25 pm

Well, I'm a big evil eyeball-ish thingie, so there!
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Postby the_insane_one on Wed May 26, 2004 5:34 pm

So much Evil, so little time!
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Postby Jhudoras Mansion on Wed May 26, 2004 5:47 pm

I captured a hoard of ferrets and used my mind-altering devices to teach them how to be perfect minions in every way possible.

Some say hypnotizing everyone would be better, but these ferrets are smarter than the brain-dead masses. I programmed into the mind-altering devices every fact I knew.

To prevent rebellion, the ferrets' intelligence goes away when they even contemplate it. I regularly test them by giving them algrebraic equations. The second they mess up, they are zapped with my ferret-zapping ray.

I use the charcoal from the dead ferrets to power all my inventions, including the ferret-zapping ray for the sheer irony of it. All the ferrets look sad when I enter the pet shop, looking for more.
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Postby the_insane_one on Wed May 26, 2004 5:50 pm

You sir, are an animal abuser.
Just like those evil little kids on the Trix commercials.
THEY WON'T LET HIM HAVE CEREAL AND YOGURT BECAUSE HE'S A RABBIT! THIS IS RACIST AND ANIMAL ABUSE!
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Re: Newbe intro thread

Postby Ad-Man on Wed May 26, 2004 6:10 pm

127.0.0.2 wrote:With that many newbies who make threads, I thought we could need a general introduction thread.


yeah, I'm a little guilty of that. But it was more of a fan art thread. Although it wasn't much my art.

Hi all. I'm Ad-Man. Ad stands for Adam, or Advance sometimes.

I'm a long time reader, but new to teh forums. I'll tell a little about myself.

I do sprite (and sometimes drawn) comics a lot. I draw and CG it on pc. I guzzle Dr. Pepper by the 12 pack. I write a fiction that has never even heard of a fourth wall. And love the sheer briliance of El Goonish Shive. The transformations, theories on mass during said transformations, etc. This is actually pretty deep!

fyi for those who don't know. It's said that the fourth wall is what seperates the real world and fiction. My story and my real life intersect in it. Or something like that.
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Postby Jhudoras Mansion on Wed May 26, 2004 6:17 pm

Ah, but the ferrets love me...their diet consists only of chocolate and extra-caffeinated soda. That's why they're so energetic. I have alerted the ferrets of your misbehavior. FEAR THE FERRET!

My dictatorship plans include:

1. Campeign for leader on a small island in Oceania.
2. Promise that there will be no unemployment and less taxes.

3. Keep that promise when elected; all unemployed people will be forced to make tanks. The taxes will be used solely for the war. None will go towards making the nation better as a whole.
4. Rename the island, and the soon-to-be empire, Ellixia.
5. Design a red flag with a single, red star in the middle, symbolizing a communist government with one dictator.

6. Take over other islands in Oceania.
7. Stay away from America Samoa, the U.S's leading supplier of tuna, to prevent nuclear war.
8. Secretly send troops over to New Zealand, hiding various weapons in items such as watermelons.
9. Get people in positions in the government, especially those in charge of nuclear weapons.

10. Form an alliance with China.
11.Do a favor for China and send troops into the Korean Peninsula, uniting South Korea and North Korea in Communism under Chinese rule.

12. Steps 6 and 7 should be complete. Have the government people disarm all nuclear weapons in New Zealand.
13. Launch war on New Zealand.
14. Prepare for the sending of Ellixian troops to Austrailia.
15. Convince China to send in troops to New Zealand.

16. Take over the world with Austrailia's kangaroo technology!
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Only no one will know, 'cos we'll disguise ourselves as hobos and our flamingos as emus. Mmmkay?
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Postby RandomBunny on Wed May 26, 2004 6:36 pm

On the contrary, Verec, TF guns do not only work on living tissue. Do you recall the Goo getting paralyzed, and it's text turning pink when it got zapped with FV5? I don't think goo has living tissue in it, or any tissue, for that matter. HA! Hooray for logic!

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