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My Demands

Postby Huzzus on Wed Oct 22, 2008 12:02 pm

I believe this belongs to another forum since it's something random and most likely stupid but here it goes.

*Deep breath*

DAN! As you are unaware, I have kidnapped Grace and Sarah and I will proceed to my list of demands. If your wondering when and how, I kidnapped them while you were focusing on EGS:NP. Sarah was quite easy to kidnap, don't let the bite marks fool you through, that's all Grace's doing. Anyway, back to my demands. Tomorrow is my 18th birthday so my first demand is a happy birthday from you BUAHAHAHA! Yes, most evil.

My 2nd demand is replies, HOW DARE YOU IGNORE ME! *wheeze* Damn allergies. E-Mail, PM, Twitter NOTHING! Is this how you treat all your fans. I even put on a bunny suit for you, picture that now, EVIL!

My 3rd and last demand is a date with Susan, you have the power to do so. If not then I'll demand you use the TF Gun and turn me into Susan so I can go out with Catalina.

If you don't answer these demands then I have no choice but to endlessly tickle my victims ... TICKLE THEM TO DEATH BUAHAHAHAHAHA! ... Oh crap, they escaped O_o ... Well, I'm looking a bit foolish ... HOW DID THEY ESCAPE!?

Umm yea, disregard my demands while I think up another plan.
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Re: My Demands

Postby mdm on Wed Oct 22, 2008 12:19 pm

This is a Mayhem-type thread, but you'll get attention from Dan here.
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Re: My Demands

Postby Huzzus on Wed Oct 22, 2008 12:34 pm

mdm wrote:This is a Mayhem-type thread

I figured as much but Mayhem scares the crap out of me. I'd rather have to force Grace into a bag again then to face that much randomness and RP threads.
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Re: My Demands

Postby Nightranger on Wed Oct 22, 2008 4:55 pm

Tricia's already tried kidnapping his character. It didn't work.
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Re: My Demands

Postby ForkBomb on Thu Oct 23, 2008 1:08 am

And you wonder why people think EGS fans are insane and screwed up...
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Re: My Demands

Postby Raging Mouse on Thu Oct 23, 2008 3:15 am

ForkBomb wrote:And you wonder why people think EGS fans are insane and screwed up...


It's because people are dumb. I am an EGS fan and I KNOW those things to be true.
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Re: My Demands

Postby Ineluki on Thu Oct 23, 2008 3:49 am

Raging Mouse wrote:
ForkBomb wrote:And you wonder why people think EGS fans are insane and screwed up...


It's because people are dumb. I am an EGS fan and I KNOW those things to be true.


What he said. :)

And a happy birthday to huzzus, btw. Got anything good out of it or is it just another reminder of being one year closer to death? ^^
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Re: My Demands

Postby Huzzus on Thu Oct 23, 2008 7:12 am

Ineluki wrote:And a happy birthday to huzzus, btw. Got anything good out of it or is it just another reminder of being one year closer to death?

Oh Shi- I didn't think anybody caught that XD I don't look at it as one year closer to death but another year of spitting death in the face :D

Nightranger wrote:Tricia's already tried kidnapping his character. It didn't work.

Well, I figured everybody but Tedd would be hard but I didn't want to capture any of the guys so Sarah was the first to come to mind. The 2nd choice was easier/harder. Easier cause Nanase was out but the hard part was choosing Ellen, Grace of Susan. I guess Ellen could fight like Elliot so that was out, plus I wanted to remain a guy for my birthday. Miss.Hammer's or Miss Bites-a-Lot was my only two choices but I love Susan too much so I took Miss. Bites-a-Lot AKA Grace.
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Re: My Demands

Postby Stardrake_ on Thu Oct 23, 2008 7:38 am

Except you forgot the other problem with kidnapping Grace...

That hand you're resting on the table? Superglued.

*hands over a wrapped birthday present which turns out to be solvent*
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Re: My Demands

Postby Huzzus on Thu Oct 23, 2008 8:27 am

Stardrake_ wrote:That hand you're resting on the table? Superglued.

*hands over a wrapped birthday present which turns out to be solvent*

What the! *takes solvent* Thanks ^^;
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Re: My Demands

Postby nitpicking on Thu Oct 23, 2008 6:32 pm

Huzzus wrote:
Ineluki wrote:And a happy birthday to huzzus, btw. Got anything good out of it or is it just another reminder of being one year closer to death?

Oh Shi- I didn't think anybody caught that XD I don't look at it as one year closer to death but another year of spitting death in the face :D

Is it just me that finds this funny because "Shi" is Japanese for "Death"?
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Re: My Demands

Postby mdm on Fri Oct 24, 2008 7:17 pm

Actually, it's Chin-oh wait, death in Chinese is "si"
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