[S.T.O.R.Y. 3/16/02] Guilty until proven innocent

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[S.T.O.R.Y. 3/16/02] Guilty until proven innocent

Postby Chaos Priest on Tue Oct 21, 2008 8:01 pm

http://www.egscomics.com/d/20020316.html

Poor Tedd, everybody always assumes the worst about him and accuses him of being at fault when he wasn't even around at the time. Despite her previous problem with Tedd Sarah at least should have known better. Grace had been giving signs pointing to her not being a normal person while they were together. That and Grace's transformation and telekinetic assault might have saved her life back there. And this is the second time thus far in the strip that Elliot assumed that Tedd was up to no good concerning Grace, despite being his best friend. Really, Tedd might be a bit odd, but I can't think of anything he's done to deserve that kind of a reputation.
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Re: [S.T.O.R.Y. 3/16/02] Guilty until proven innocent

Postby Nightranger on Tue Oct 21, 2008 8:04 pm

S.O.P.
MARTIN: What?
DANIEL: Okay. One, that's Star Trek; and two, it's ridiculous.
MARTIN: What's wrong with it?
CARTER: "The singularity is about to explode?"
MARTIN: Yes.
CARTER: Everything about that statement is wrong.
DANIEL: How exactly is having weapons at maximum going to help the situation?
MARTIN: The audience isn't going to know the difference. They love: "weapons at maximum."
MITCHELL: Never underestimate your audience. They're generally sensitive, intelligent people who respond positively to quality entertainment.
TEAL’C: I do not understand why everything in this script must inevitably explode.
MARTIN: Look, you guys may all know how things really work out there in the galaxy, but I know the film business. Explosions make great trailers. Simple fact. More explosions, better trailer. Better trailer, more viewers.


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Re: [S.T.O.R.Y. 3/16/02] Guilty until proven innocent

Postby ChronosCat on Sun Oct 26, 2008 4:25 pm

== Spring, 2006 ==

Chronos: I wonder what Tedd did to Sarah?

Tedd's father appears just in time with a mysterious comment - makes him seem rather bad-ass.

== October, 2008 ==

Crystal: Another hint of the Cat-girl incident...

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Re: [S.T.O.R.Y. 3/16/02] Guilty until proven innocent

Postby LadyofNonSequitur on Sun Oct 26, 2008 6:13 pm

Nightranger wrote:S.O.P.

Um... ? 'System.out.println("What!???!");'
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Re: [S.T.O.R.Y. 3/16/02] Guilty until proven innocent

Postby Nightranger on Sun Oct 26, 2008 7:17 pm

ChronosCat wrote:
Nightranger wrote:S.O.P.

You speaketh not mine language.

Sorry: Standard Operating Procedure.
MARTIN: What?
DANIEL: Okay. One, that's Star Trek; and two, it's ridiculous.
MARTIN: What's wrong with it?
CARTER: "The singularity is about to explode?"
MARTIN: Yes.
CARTER: Everything about that statement is wrong.
DANIEL: How exactly is having weapons at maximum going to help the situation?
MARTIN: The audience isn't going to know the difference. They love: "weapons at maximum."
MITCHELL: Never underestimate your audience. They're generally sensitive, intelligent people who respond positively to quality entertainment.
TEAL’C: I do not understand why everything in this script must inevitably explode.
MARTIN: Look, you guys may all know how things really work out there in the galaxy, but I know the film business. Explosions make great trailers. Simple fact. More explosions, better trailer. Better trailer, more viewers.


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Re: [S.T.O.R.Y. 3/16/02] Guilty until proven innocent

Postby ChronosCat on Sun Oct 26, 2008 8:00 pm

LadyOfNoNSequitor wrote:Um... ? 'System.out.println("What!???!");'

I'm glad I'm not the only one who didn't get it.

Nightranger wrote:Sorry: Standard Operating Procedure.

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Re: [S.T.O.R.Y. 3/16/02] Guilty until proven innocent

Postby Dragonstar on Sun Oct 26, 2008 8:15 pm

LadyofNonSequitur wrote:
Nightranger wrote:S.O.P.

Um... ? 'System.out.println("What!???!");'



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Re: [S.T.O.R.Y. 3/16/02] Guilty until proven innocent

Postby The Old Hack on Mon Oct 27, 2008 12:21 am

ChronosCat wrote:== Spring, 2006 ==

Chronos: I wonder what Tedd did to Sarah?

Tedd's father appears just in time with a mysterious comment - makes him seem rather bad-ass.

In fairness, Mr. Verres is rather badass. :)
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Re: [S.T.O.R.Y. 3/16/02] Guilty until proven innocent

Postby Darekun on Mon Oct 27, 2008 12:35 am

Dragonstar wrote:It will always be cout to me.

To each their own - it will always be B800: to me ;)
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