[S.T.O.R.Y. 2/8/02] Long Long Ago in a School Far Far Away

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[S.T.O.R.Y. 2/8/02] Long Long Ago in a School Far Far Away

Postby Chaos Priest on Tue Sep 09, 2008 6:42 pm

http://www.egscomics.com/d/20020208.html

BUDGET WARS

Teacher: What's the meaning of this Principal Verruckt? We were on a peaceful errand to fix the sprinkler system.
Verruckt: You are a drain on the mural budget and a traitor! Take him away!
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Re: [S.T.O.R.Y. 2/8/02] Long Long Ago in a School Far Far Away

Postby The Old Hack on Tue Sep 09, 2008 6:55 pm

Chaos Priest wrote:http://www.egscomics.com/d/20020208.html

BUDGET WARS

Teacher: What's the meaning of this Principal Verruckt? We were on a peaceful errand to fix the sprinkler system.
Verruckt: You are a drain on the mural budget and a traitor! Take him away!


The Scene: Darth Verrückt's office.

Tedd: I'll never join you! Never!
Verrückt: Obi-Verres was wise to hide you from me. Did he ever tell you what happened to your mother?
Tedd: He told me enough! He told me the goo killed her!
OMINOUS MUSIC plays as JOHN WILLIAMS and the LONDON SYMPHONY ORCHESTRA pull out all the stops.
Verrückt: No, Tedd. The goo is your mother.
Tedd: That's not true! THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE!
Verrückt: Search your feelings, Tedd. You know it to be true.
Tedd: NOOOOOOOO!
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Re: [S.T.O.R.Y. 2/8/02] Long Long Ago in a School Far Far Away

Postby ChronosCat on Tue Sep 09, 2008 8:57 pm

== Spring, 2006 ==
Chronos:

Interesting. The principal looks like Hitler, has a german accent, and wants to spruce up the place he controls like Hitler wished to.

Crystal:
Of course, Hitler was too busy waging war and killing "undesirables" to do much of his planned artistic renovation of Germany...

== Sept, 2008 ==
Crystal:

The Goo is Tedd's mother? Then Lord Tedd isn't a villain after all - he was trying to reunite Tedd with his mother!

...And Ellen went and killed her! Ellen is such a meanie! :cry:

... :lol:
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Re: [S.T.O.R.Y. 2/8/02] Long Long Ago in a School Far Far Away

Postby The Old Hack on Wed Sep 10, 2008 5:08 am

ChronosCat wrote:Crystal:

The Goo is Tedd's mother? Then Lord Tedd isn't a villain after all - he was trying to reunite Tedd with his mother!

...And Ellen went and killed her! Ellen is such a meanie! :cry:

... :lol:

Tedd: Father... father, why didn't you tell me?
Tedd: *considers for a moment*
Tedd: On second thought, Dad, I can see why you didn't so never mind.
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Re: [S.T.O.R.Y. 2/8/02] Long Long Ago in a School Far Far Away

Postby Nightranger on Wed Sep 10, 2008 6:14 am

"Shop-monster...is the Goo my mother?"
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CARTER: "The singularity is about to explode?"
MARTIN: Yes.
CARTER: Everything about that statement is wrong.
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MARTIN: The audience isn't going to know the difference. They love: "weapons at maximum."
MITCHELL: Never underestimate your audience. They're generally sensitive, intelligent people who respond positively to quality entertainment.
TEAL’C: I do not understand why everything in this script must inevitably explode.
MARTIN: Look, you guys may all know how things really work out there in the galaxy, but I know the film business. Explosions make great trailers. Simple fact. More explosions, better trailer. Better trailer, more viewers.


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