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[S.T.O.R.Y. 1/27/02] Tedd's Interests

PostPosted: Mon Aug 25, 2008 6:23 pm
by Chaos Priest
http://www.egscomics.com/d/20020127.html

Man, that arcitecture is weird. It's like... the school itself is a creature of chaos.

OK, jokes about Dan's early artwork aside, I still gotta wonder just what Tedd said that disturbed Elliot. With as long as Elliot has been Tedd's best friend, he has to have found out about some of the odd things he likes (like furries), which implies this is a heretofore unplumbed depth of Tedd's occasionally disturbing psyche. Plus it has to be one that can be expressed in a somewhat limited sentence by filling in three words. I wonder what it is, but I'm almost (but not quite) afraid to ask.

I also wonder just what the heck is arousing about somebody cleaning a desk with a toothbrush.

Re: [S.T.O.R.Y. 1/27/02] Tedd's Interests

PostPosted: Mon Aug 25, 2008 9:16 pm
by CooperNRG
I don't think it's so much what she's doing, but what she might be wearing while she does it...

Re: [S.T.O.R.Y. 1/27/02] Tedd's Interests

PostPosted: Mon Aug 25, 2008 9:25 pm
by Chaos Priest
You mean like her usual outfit of shirt, pants, and lab coat? That... still doesn't explain it. Unless Tedd has a fetish for lab coats I'm still not seeing it.

Re: [S.T.O.R.Y. 1/27/02] Tedd's Interests

PostPosted: Mon Aug 25, 2008 11:39 pm
by CooperNRG
It's Tedd! And risque clothing is the only reason I'd find it arousing.

Re: [S.T.O.R.Y. 1/27/02] Tedd's Interests

PostPosted: Tue Aug 26, 2008 12:56 am
by Illusionist
Dan really should have used a ruler or something to draw the school. Anything other than the straight line function on MS Pain.

Re: [S.T.O.R.Y. 1/27/02] Tedd's Interests

PostPosted: Tue Aug 26, 2008 5:33 am
by The Old Hack
Would it disturb people if I said that I find the idea of Amanda defenestrating my phone bill with her rocket launcher arousing?

Re: [S.T.O.R.Y. 1/27/02] Tedd's Interests

PostPosted: Tue Aug 26, 2008 5:58 am
by Illusionist
Buddy, I go on 4chan and I'm never even surprised. Nothing disturbs me any more.

Re: [S.T.O.R.Y. 1/27/02] Tedd's Interests

PostPosted: Tue Aug 26, 2008 7:07 am
by CooperNRG
Would it disturb people if I said that I find the idea of Amanda defenestrating my phone bill with her rocket launcher arousing?


With the way phone bills are nowadays, no.

Re: [S.T.O.R.Y. 1/27/02] Tedd's Interests

PostPosted: Tue Aug 26, 2008 7:49 am
by The Old Hack
CooperNRG wrote:
Would it disturb people if I said that I find the idea of Amanda defenestrating my phone bill with her rocket launcher arousing?


With the way phone bills are nowadays, no.

Well, that and the fact that I like the notion of Amanda with a rocket launcher, too. I think I somehow got permanently damaged back in the time of Bikini Girls with Machine Guns, girls + heavy ordnance = hot. Or maybe Aliens and Vasquez did a number on me. Curse James Cameron and his wacky shenanigans!

Re: [S.T.O.R.Y. 1/27/02] Tedd's Interests

PostPosted: Tue Aug 26, 2008 7:56 am
by Illusionist
What about Tank Girl?

Re: [S.T.O.R.Y. 1/27/02] Tedd's Interests

PostPosted: Tue Aug 26, 2008 8:11 am
by The Old Hack
Illusionist wrote:What about Tank Girl?

*swoons*

Re: [S.T.O.R.Y. 1/27/02] Tedd's Interests

PostPosted: Tue Aug 26, 2008 11:48 am
by L0yD3 R33D
The Old Hack wrote:Would it disturb people if I said that I find the idea of Amanda defenestrating my phone bill with her rocket launcher arousing?


dude...here's one of my main virtues in life: girls + rocket launchers = awesome
so no it wouldn't disturb me

Re: [S.T.O.R.Y. 1/27/02] Tedd's Interests

PostPosted: Tue Aug 26, 2008 12:01 pm
by The Old Hack
L0yD3 R33D wrote:
The Old Hack wrote:Would it disturb people if I said that I find the idea of Amanda defenestrating my phone bill with her rocket launcher arousing?


dude...here's one of my main virtues in life: girls + rocket launchers = awesome

I completely agree except when they are aiming at me. :) (Well, technically they would still be awesome. It's just that 'terrifying' gets added to the equation at that point, too. :o )

Re: [S.T.O.R.Y. 1/27/02] Tedd's Interests

PostPosted: Tue Aug 26, 2008 12:31 pm
by ChronosCat
== Spring, 2006 ==

Chronos:

I can understand using his school as a reference. Whenever I think of a "school building", the ones I went to come to mind first.

The "Why are we here?! It's a Sunday?!" caught me by surprise. Reading through the archives, I wasn't even thinking of what day the comic was posted on.

Also, it's neat to see the comic in color. I never would have imagined Tedd had purple hair!

I don't see why Tedd or the German scientist would want to see someone brushing a desk with a toothbrush, but to each his own...

== August 26, 2008 ==

Crystal:

So there you have it, my thoughts of two years ago on this strip.

By the way, one thing I just noticed now - it says specifically here that the EGS cast are juniors.

Re: [S.T.O.R.Y. 1/27/02] Tedd's Interests

PostPosted: Tue Aug 26, 2008 1:45 pm
by Nightranger
Chaos Priest wrote:OK, jokes about Dan's early artwork aside, I still gotta wonder just what Tedd said that disturbed Elliot. With as long as Elliot has been Tedd's best friend, he has to have found out about some of the odd things he likes (like furries), which implies this is a heretofore unplumbed depth of Tedd's occasionally disturbing psyche. Plus it has to be one that can be expressed in a somewhat limited sentence by filling in three words. I wonder what it is, but I'm almost (but not quite) afraid to ask.

If I could, I'd ask Tedd. I hate an unsatisfied curiosity.

Chaos Priest wrote:I also wonder just what the heck is arousing about somebody cleaning a desk with a toothbrush.

I refer you to Rule 36.

The Old Hack wrote:girls + heavy ordnance = hot.

As long as they actually know how to use it, very much so.

The Old Hack wrote:
L0yD3 R33D wrote:dude...here's one of my main virtues in life: girls + rocket launchers = awesome

I completely agree except when they are aiming at me. :) (Well, technically they would still be awesome. It's just that 'terrifying' gets added to the equation at that point, too. :o )

So does it then qualify as femdom? :shifty:

Re: [S.T.O.R.Y. 1/27/02] Tedd's Interests

PostPosted: Tue Aug 26, 2008 2:15 pm
by Chaos Priest
Nightranger wrote:
Chaos Priest wrote:OK, jokes about Dan's early artwork aside, I still gotta wonder just what Tedd said that disturbed Elliot. With as long as Elliot has been Tedd's best friend, he has to have found out about some of the odd things he likes (like furries), which implies this is a heretofore unplumbed depth of Tedd's occasionally disturbing psyche. Plus it has to be one that can be expressed in a somewhat limited sentence by filling in three words. I wonder what it is, but I'm almost (but not quite) afraid to ask.

If I could, I'd ask Tedd. I hate an unsatisfied curiosity.

And if I didn't think this was a Noodle Incident where our imaginations are supposed to fill it in I'd ask Dan.

Chaos Priest wrote:I also wonder just what the heck is arousing about somebody cleaning a desk with a toothbrush.

I refer you to Rule 36.

I'm aware that almost anything is a fetish. I just fail to see the attraction for many of those fetishes. Of course, chances are there most couldn't give an explanation other then "It's hot!"

Re: [S.T.O.R.Y. 1/27/02] Tedd's Interests

PostPosted: Fri Aug 29, 2008 3:22 pm
by L0yD3 R33D
Chaos Priest wrote:I also wonder just what the heck is arousing about somebody cleaning a desk with a toothbrush.

I refer you to Rule 36.



right rule 36 i always get it confused with Rule 34

Re: [S.T.O.R.Y. 1/27/02] Tedd's Interests

PostPosted: Fri Aug 29, 2008 5:59 pm
by Nightranger
They are pretty similar. Rule 36 causes Rule 34. Which leads one to wonder why Rule 36 came after Rule 34.

That bit certainly doesn't help matters at all.

Re: [S.T.O.R.Y. 1/27/02] Tedd's Interests

PostPosted: Fri Aug 29, 2008 8:06 pm
by The Old Hack
Nightranger wrote:They are pretty similar. Rule 36 causes Rule 34. Which leads one to wonder why Rule 36 came after Rule 34.

That bit certainly doesn't help matters at all.

This is EGS. In other words, it's perfectly reasonable for effect to precede cause. :)

Re: [S.T.O.R.Y. 1/27/02] Tedd's Interests

PostPosted: Fri Aug 29, 2008 8:36 pm
by bunnyThor
ChronosCat wrote:By the way, one thing I just noticed now - it says specifically here that the EGS cast are juniors.


Tedd Verres Jr. and Elliot Dunkel Jr.?

That's certainly possible. We have no idea what their fathers' first names might be. :smug:

Re: [S.T.O.R.Y. 1/27/02] Tedd's Interests

PostPosted: Sat Aug 30, 2008 12:58 am
by Nightranger
I'm tempted to make referrence to either Indiana Jones or Senior Senior Junior here, but I can't decide which one. :P