Irrelevancies

[Eddie Vinci]

the next update shall have the epic battle between Haruko Haruhara, Excel Excel and Grace for the last can of anchovies in known existence, but "This is a clock" will be the one victorious, rejumping all reality as to all people are Borg-Mindflayers!

that and peanuts are tomatoes...

[Youwillneverknow]

Prof Raven can turn into a giant white raven
Principal Washington and Principal Verrückt are long lost half identical twins
Nioi can shape her hands into weapons

[Nasrudith]

General Shade Tail is dating Lord Tedd and Nioi is a beard for him.

[broken_hero]

EGS-Zeta (the magical fighting universe where Magus comes from): Magus=that world's Elliot; the other person=that world's Tedd. They're fighting because of some hugely tragic story where they started out as close as our Tedd and Elliot, but somewhere along the way something drove them apart. Also, in that world, everyone can use magic (except for people who are magic users in the comic's world).

I know that's not terribly irrelevant, but the thought's been percolating around in my brain for some time now, and I couldn't find anywhere else to tell people it. I'm sure that it's been brought up and commented on, like back when Hidden Genesis was new, but I can't very well post in those threads, now can I.

[Haylo]

The main universe has a Nioi, too, and when she meets Tedd she'll instantly fall in love with him. There will follow a Grace-Tedd-Nioi love-triangle that will end with Grace and Nioi agreeing to share Tedd.

Fortunately, Nioi is really a tolougol seyunolu, and two tolougol seyunolus and one human makes a stable triad. “Rebo glyumtro” is, after all, one of the phrases that doesn’t translate well: Love triangle (in English) is the name of a problem, while rebo glyumtro (Uryuomoco) is the name of a solution...

[ChronosCat]

General Shade Tail is dating Lord Tedd and Nioi is a beard for him.

Actually, the relationship between GST and Lord Tedd is publicly known. What is kept a closely guarded secret, however, is that Nioi would have a beard herself - if she didn't shave.

[Fonner666]

Lord Tedd is in fact a kind person while Beta tedd is a mass murder who hopes to kill all his other dimensional counterparts to become all powerful

Actually, this is a theory of mine, that LT is really not a really bad guy, and that BT is setting him up. Not joking.

I also believe in this theory and I've made some speculations relating to this:

Beta Tedd came from a dimension where Tony the jock was never born and Elliot was a chick named Ellen. Thus resulting in Beta Tedd becoming personalitywise more like Tony the jock than like any other Tedd from the other dimensions. Throw that with strange Uriyomn Technology supplied by Tedd's Mom (in that dimension Tedd's dad is Tedd's mom and Tedd's dad of that dimension was the doner of the Shade Tail DNA in just about every dimension that Grace didn't die in) and you've got a dangerous fellow. He has killed many Tedd equivilents in many dimensions (including the one in the AF04 dimension as well as Terra or Tetra [not sure of the name] from the dimension that Magus originally was from) as well as any innocent bystandards there when he kills the Tedd. He first sends the video email warning of "Lord Tedd" and then sending out his minions (The Goo being an example). After sending out easily defeatable minions, he lets the prey think that everyghing is A-okay (perhaps a way to make them not as afraid, perhaps a way to start the process with a new dimension) only to then show up in the dimension himself with Military weaponry mixed with Uriyomn technology that he built himself and slaughter them because he feels that they are weak and therefore don't deserve to live 9remember, his personality is more like Tony the jock than any Tedd).

Lord Tedd came from a dimension without an Elliott. It means that Tony was there tormenting Lord Tedd and nobody gave a damn except maybe that dimension's Sarah, which would cause him to have a personality percieved as evil. Lord Tedd got his revenge on Tony the tormentor and got in trouble which forced his mother to come to school to deal with the principal. it was at this trip where Lord Tedd's mom was killed by one of Beta Tedd's minions that was supposed to kill Lord Tedd (which is why Beta since does his interdimensional killing himself.) The Tombstone is Lord Tedd's mom's grave and he wants to avenge the killer. Since Grace didn't die in that dimension, General Shade Tail is more of the evil assassin guy (a rogue who's hiding from many governments after he slaughtered Damien in the middle of the Summer Olympics in front of everybody) which in turn leads Lord Tedd and his father the Government cover up man being a refuge for General Shade Tail. They make a pact to help each other (though a good idea at the time, it may lead to may problems corrolating with the comic dimension) Also, no Grace means Lord Tedd has a relationship with Nioi (the cat/squirrel/woman who has magic powers) whom I believe is that dimension's version of Susan (Nioi being Logic and Kaoli being Curiosity after the dewitchery diamond).

Beta Tedd tried again to kill Lord Tedd and Nioi himself but was almost killed by Lord Tedd and his gauntlet, escaping back to the Beta dimension just barley with his life. because of the second altercation, Lord Tedd knows about Beta and Nioi also goes into the comic universe after hearing about the dewitchery diamond being used (the diamond glows in every universe when someone touches it in one) fearing that Beta Tedd is using the Dewitchery Diamond as a way to make a clone of himself to kill more Tedds or something. Beta Ellen is more of a briber, perhaps possibly bribing General Shade Tail to corss over to Beta's side or something.

Wow, that is a lot of content and a lot of speculations in there hopefully everyone will take the time to read it.

[Fonner666]

Anyway...a thought just occured. How did a screenshot of LT get into the lab anyway? He's never contacted Tedd, so how would he know the DIP address for Tedd's computer?

I figured that Beta Tedd sent a message to Lord Tedd taunting him about how it was him (Beta) that was responable for killing Lord Tedd's mom. The screenshot was a clip of Lord Tedd furious from the news of that. I mean whouldn't you be if a killer sent you a video saying that they killed your parents/brothers/sisters/lovers/pets?

[Proginoskes]

Sudden Cut and jumping up a metalevel:
I think the term for the reverse of derailed is railroaded, and I think this thread is one of the very few examples. My justification is that a derailed thread is derailed from a specific topic (usually to general discussion), but this thread has moved to a specific topic (that of Maligned Lord Tedd) and away from its more general beginnings.

[Reg DeCurry]

Nioi is Sarah's alternate.

Melissa is the second coming of David Letterman.

Bill Hicks will rise from the dead, destroy Carrot Top, and teach Sensei Greg to play the banjo.

BANJOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

[Youwillneverknow]

Akiko poisoned those cookies
Amanda will steal people’s brains in order to grow stronger
When Brownie sleeps he enters a dream world where he is a tiger
Damian didn't blow up, he just moved to the dimension of hugs
Diane is just Tiffany having escaped while Susan was sleeping
Ellen's hair can remove rust from anything
Elliot's hair will cause anything to rust
Grace has a third antenna hidden around her back
If Hedge eats cheerios, he will vibrate into another reality
Jeremy was Grace's original form, but when Mr.Verres stole him they just grabbed a squirrel from the parking lot
Justin can turn people into cards with his ears
Kaoli cant see pink, but she can shot green from her fingers
Mastermind is Elliot's and Ellen's child
Mr. Verres has no eyeballs
Nanase can kill two stones with one bird
Nioi has skunk DNA
Noah is a cyborg sent to stop a terrible war
Rhonda is a were-poodle
Sarah can turn art into living things, if she uses her blood as ink
Sensei Greg has never seen Dragon ball Z
Susan has a third eye, but doesn't know it
T.C. will become a monk
Tedd will soon learn to control the elements
Tony will become a ballerina
Vladica can grow wings when angry

[Nasrudith]

The Nioi has skunk DNA is actually the only plausible thing on the list. Did you slip up there?

[Haylo]

Grace’s and Ellen’s secrets don’t last a day at ‘South, but so many people have friends or relatives that they saved from the blob at ‘North that someone is always willing to cover for them and nobody wants to report them.

The running gag is that every time someone covers for them, that person tells them who they saved; “You saved my sister/brother/boyfriend/cousin from that blob.” After the second or third incident, it gets abbreviated so whoever covers for them just says one word e.g. “Cousin”.

Eventually, a group of unsympathetic students collects evidence and presents it to Principal Washington, who publicly thanks them and says “I’ll put this in a safe place (scene cuts away to a shredder sitting on the principal’s desk) and as he walks back into his office he says over his shoulder, “My son goes to ‘North.”

[Fonner666]

Some Irrelevances that Aren't directly Lord Tedd Speculation:

Archie is a Noah clone
Both Noah and Archie are Gay
Elliott has a major flatulance problem.
Elliott's flatulance problem is increased when eating Doritos Cool Ranch.
Nanase isn't really a lesbian, she just wasn't attracted to Elliott physically because he had a flatulance problem.
Sarah is attracted to Tedd but is afraid after being turned into a Cat.
Sarah is not attracted to Elliot for the same reason as Nanase, but pretends to be because of statement above.
Justin has never been around Elliott when he's ripping hot ones after eating Cool Ranch Doritos which is why he still has a crush on Elliott.
Lucy is The Demi-Goddess of Fire, Doom and Destruction that the legend fortold of.
Jeremy the creature nature never intended is actually the reincarnation of the Norse god Thor.
The Demonic Duck is actually the reincarnation of the Norse god Odin.
Though at times, he can roam around moperville, The spirit of Magus for the most part is alive and well in a painting in the Moperville Museum of Art.
Chaos is the Magus dimension version of Susan.

[psycho_BUNNY]

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How come no one is denying/approving of my theory! I really thing Beta is evil, and framing Lord Tedd for his crimes.

I think maybe there's a conspiracy among many, if not all, of the other Tedds against normal Tedd. As in, Tedd who is friends with Elliot but not boyfriend and girlfriend, and whose girlfriend is Grace/Shade Tail.

Some big thing will be revealed about how Tedd and Grace are enemies in every universe/dimension but this one.

There will be a lot of drama over who is evil between Lord Tedd or General Shade Tail.

I stand by my earlier claims, and now make some new ones:

Nanase will have another epiphany and realize that she is actually "Elliot-sexual", like how Grace is "Tedd-sexual".

Tedd will start a horrible fight with Grace that will result in them breaking up.

Nanase will catch Ellen and Tedd making out at some point.

And now for the more racy ones:

Ellen will spontaneously decide to get a sex change, despite her "Second Life" memories. Once s/he decides to do it, s/he will run into some embarrassing problems: 1.) Elliot stole his/her name, 2.) S/he will always be shorter than Elliot, 3.) Nanase will probably leave her.

Susan and Justin will both change genders and then they'll get married.

After Tedd and Grace break up for some reason, Justin will get into a relationship with Tedd on the rebound.

[Fonner666]

Ellen will spontaneously decide to get a sex change, despite her "Second Life" memories. Once s/he decides to do it, s/he will run into some embarrassing problems: 1.) Elliot stole his/her name, 2.) S/he will always be shorter than Elliot, 3.) Nanase will probably leave her.

Ellen could always be called Eli after the Sex-Change

[Nasrudith]

Susan and Tedd will become step siblings to each other after Mr. Verres and Pompoms marry. What will seduce Ms. Pompoms will be the mustache. Susan will be torn between keeping the old name Pompoms or being thought of as related to Tedd. Meanwhile Tedd is torn as to what gender he should show up as. Both will grow closer in a platonic way and both be squicked out by the thin walls, especially on the wedding night. They will move into the huge snootcreek home where Tedd will get a full fledged lab that is not also the laundy room. Grace's family tree will be even more confusing when she starts calling Susan her sister while Tedd will find it more difficult to share a bed with Grace with because of the if not watchful at least near constantly present eye of the new Mrs. Verres.

[Stardrake_]

The Nioi has skunk DNA is actually the only plausible thing on the list. Did you slip up there?

Actually, I can sorta see Diane as an escaped Tiffany if it wasn't for the fact that she has her own issues (where we see AF04 Tiffany as how she'd have turned out in a happy family).

How she'd have escaped and how she then turned into Diane is another question, but this is EGS: Weirdness happens.

[Nasrudith]

The Nioi has skunk DNA is actually the only plausible thing on the list. Did you slip up there?

Actually, I can sorta see Diane as an escaped Tiffany if it wasn't for the fact that she has her own issues (where we see AF04 Tiffany as how she'd have turned out in a happy family).

How she'd have escaped and how she then turned into Diane is another question, but this is EGS: Weirdness happens.

Don't be absurd that would require some kind of magic ... no wait never mind.

[Youwillneverknow]

Omega Goo was absorbed into Ellen and will soon take control
Demonic Duck will distract Lord Tedd allowing Beta Tedd to kill him
Lisa will sue Mr.Shive for defamation of character
Mastermind is just a random collection of viruses
Duck can summon card spirits

[ChronosCat]

Omega Goo was absorbed into Ellen and will soon take control

The first sign will be when her beam starts covering people in slime in addition to transforming them.
When Magus attempts to recreate his body using the power of Ellen, the presence of the Goo will cause the Omega Goo's "mind" to fuse with Magus, while Ellen regains control of herself.
After this, Ellen will still have some lingering goo powers, including the ability to temporarily transform herself into goo - a power which she will not have complete control over.

[Fonner666]

Some more irrelevancies:

The Demonic Duck has equivilents in every dimension including a Pagan Penguin in the Alpha Dimension (He's Lord Tedd's drinking buddy ), a Hindu Hawk in the AF04 Dimension, A Buddhist Bluejay in the dimension where Dr. Gehrman is a pro Wrestler, and a Christian Cockatu in the Beta Dimension (That bird is pure evil).

There is a dimenion where Justin Tolkiberry is the Lord Tedd of it.

Damien is an Elliott from a different Dimension

Professer Raven is a Cyborg from the future out to protect Ellen from evil, though when travelling back in time he downloaded some sort of computer virus.

There is a Dimension where T.C. Da Playah is a sex god and Elliott is esentially the role of "Da Playah"

Nanase's lesbian novel is actually a portal to an elven dimension that will only activate when the Elven king touches it.

Justin is that said elven king.

[Fonner666]

Demonic Duck will distract Lord Tedd allowing Beta Tedd to kill him

Demonic Duck will then realized the atrocity he has done by aiding the evil murderous Beta Tedd and that will cause a wormhole that potentially could destroy the fabric of the entire universe...

[Youwillneverknow]

Tedd is green hair that he dyes purple
Guineas has a second human form
The hired goon will come back to break Prof. Ravens Knees
Grace will not be able graduate becomes she will hug to many people
Mr. Tensaided has a extensive collection of bootleg videos
Sarah will grow up to be eight foot 4
Mr Shive will becomes a canon characters as Tedd's rival for Grace

[Nasrudith]

Hair color genetics will finally be explained in the Gooniverse, the result will involve a very complicated dialog with impacts such as hair color.

Mr. Verres is a closet crossdresser.

Akikio will be revealed to be a deaf mute.

Mr. Guyur was a war criminal.