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Postby [Edit] on Thu Jun 23, 2005 10:54 am

Do, or do not. There is no try.

Also, we've got babies on pikes!
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Postby Psyonide on Thu Jun 23, 2005 3:33 pm

What's red and screams when you pour salt over it?

A recently flayed baby!


*waits for the deluge of dead baby jokes... I know you know them*
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Postby spinachdip on Thu Jun 23, 2005 3:59 pm

what is the difference between a '68 mustang convertable and a pile of dead babies?

I dont have a mustang in my garage.
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What is worse then having a pile of dead babies in my garage?

Putting it on top of the one that survived.
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What is worse then putting a pile of dead babies on top of the survivor?

watching it eat its way out.



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Postby mithril721 on Thu Jun 23, 2005 7:06 pm

Yea I felt that coming on.
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Postby Psyonide on Thu Jun 23, 2005 7:07 pm

These jokes never get old =)
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Postby spinachdip on Thu Jun 23, 2005 7:59 pm

whats the fastest thing on earth?

the dead baby swinging from the end of my rope.
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a shovel.
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Postby Meteuro on Thu Jun 23, 2005 9:26 pm

How do you stop a baby from crawling around in circles on the floor?

Nail it's other hand down.

Alternatively:
Break its spine and suck out the tasty goodness inside.
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Postby FunnyComic Lover on Thu Jun 23, 2005 10:07 pm

spinachdip wrote:what is the difference between a '68 mustang convertable and a pile of dead babies?

I dont have a mustang in my garage.
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What is worse then having a pile of dead babies in my garage?

Putting it on top of the one that survived.
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What is worse then putting a pile of dead babies on top of the survivor?

watching it eat its way out.



I thank you.


And this:
spinachdip wrote:whats the fastest thing on earth?

the dead baby swinging from the end of my rope.
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whats the fastest way to stop it?

a shovel.


Oh shit! Man, i am about to throw up.


From laughter! They were good, in a sick twisted sort of way.

Mete's was good too!
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Postby Psyonide on Thu Jun 23, 2005 11:15 pm

Shove it up yer arse!
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Postby Khris on Fri Jun 24, 2005 7:23 am

I'm not too polished on my udead baby jokes, but I have totally defaced the appeal of eating shish kebobs to some select friends and coworkers.
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Postby mithril721 on Fri Jun 24, 2005 1:28 pm

Okay, I don't really like dead baby jokes all that much...

So on a completely unrelated topic:
What's up with the dinosaur in the trailer for the trailer for the King Kong movie?

Yea, I said trailer for the trailer. They're trying to get everyone to watch Fear Factor so they are advertising that there's going to be the world premiere of the trailer for King Kong in the middle of it. But they show this clip and there's a dinosaur. Maybe I just don't know enough about King Kong.
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Postby [Edit] on Fri Jun 24, 2005 2:51 pm

King Kong fought everyone.
Dinosaurs, people, puppets, jews, and Jump Man that one time.

"A donkey is not a monkey, quit messing with my head."
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Postby Khris on Fri Jun 24, 2005 3:17 pm

I JUST REALIZED DONKEY IS ONE LETTER OFF FROM MONKEY.

Sorry, I freaked there for a second. Carry on.
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Postby Psyonide on Fri Jun 24, 2005 5:17 pm

mithril721 wrote:So on a completely unrelated topic:
What's up with the dinosaur in the trailer for the trailer for the King Kong movie?


They're not showing what King-Kong looks like yet, so that shot of the dino is getting put up with articles and shit about the movie and game.
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Postby EventSpire on Fri Jun 24, 2005 5:22 pm

King Kong fought a dinosaur in the movie.
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