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Postby eskimodora on Sat Jun 18, 2005 9:49 pm

I'm sure a bunch of smartass teenage boys have done it before.
I could catch a monkey.
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Postby Meteuro on Sat Jun 18, 2005 10:08 pm

What kind of package has a zipper?
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Postby Khris on Sat Jun 18, 2005 10:50 pm

FCL has always tried to come off as a unique individual.
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Postby Psyonide on Sat Jun 18, 2005 11:21 pm

'package', 'erect', 'come'...

Man, this thread is HOT!
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Postby YarnIsland on Sun Jun 19, 2005 7:59 am

Psyonide wrote:'package', 'erect', 'come'...

Man, this thread is HOT!
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Postby Moniker on Sun Jun 19, 2005 8:16 am

LOL!

Well, it you want to call FedEx and not appear like a pervert, ask for a rate. NOT A RATE FOR SEX.

Just make crap up. "I want to send two packages to from New York to Texas, could you give me a rate on that?" And yeah. Just make sure you know the zip codes. I hate it when people don't know the zip codes.
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Postby YarnIsland on Sun Jun 19, 2005 10:19 am

Will Do!

What's the correct number again? I want to call for you, not sex.
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Postby Moniker on Sun Jun 19, 2005 12:05 pm

1 800 GO FEDEX

I mean...

1 900 GO FEDEX.

Which one is real? And which one is the sex line? You'll never know. Well, you can tell if you know a little something about 1-800 and 1-900 numbers.
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Postby Khris on Sun Jun 19, 2005 1:03 pm

GOOOOOOOOOO FEDEX! *jumps in the air with her pom-poms*
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Postby YarnIsland on Sun Jun 19, 2005 2:36 pm

Okay so I just talked to the damn fed-ex robot for like 4 minutes before I could figure out how to talk to a rep. All to find out you lazy bastards are closed on Sundays.

MAN.
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Postby Brady Kj on Sun Jun 19, 2005 2:55 pm

Moniker wrote:Pretty much up to chance. And probability states that it isn't very likely you'll get me. The call centre I work at has like 700 FedEx employees. And there are like a billion more call centres.


Hmm... 700 x like a billion = like 700 billion employees!

Wow! How many planets do you guys recruit your employees from?
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Postby Psyonide on Sun Jun 19, 2005 3:48 pm

The figure is somewhere around 'like a billion'.
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Postby YarnIsland on Sun Jun 19, 2005 10:42 pm

Well we just have to try, one day at a time.
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Postby FunnyComic Lover on Sun Jun 19, 2005 10:47 pm

Meteuro wrote:What kind of package has a zipper?


The best damn package in town!
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Postby Psyonide on Mon Jun 20, 2005 1:28 am

Hehehe 8)
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Postby Moniker on Mon Jun 20, 2005 6:18 am

YarnIsland wrote:Okay so I just talked to the damn fed-ex robot for like 4 minutes before I could figure out how to talk to a rep. All to find out you lazy bastards are closed on Sundays.

MAN.


LOL! Everyone hates that shitty IVR. Just say "rep" and it will automatically transfer you to a real person.
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Postby YarnIsland on Mon Jun 20, 2005 10:58 am

Well there you go!
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Postby YarnIsland on Mon Jun 20, 2005 11:30 am

Okay!

Try #2 was a little better. I actually talked to somone. It was a girl. Or, lady rather. Her name was Deborah Lee (Do you know her?!?!) and she was very sweet.

I found out that I could overnight a fed-ex envelope from Mesa to Houston, Texas for apx. $19. Usefull information!

We shall try again tomorrow!
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Postby Fomorian on Mon Jun 20, 2005 2:23 pm

OK, I so don't know whether you're kidding or not.
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Postby YarnIsland on Mon Jun 20, 2005 3:18 pm

That is for me to know and you to find out.

Secertly- I really did call Fed-Ex.
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Postby Psyonide on Mon Jun 20, 2005 3:54 pm

Yarn is trawlin' for some phone booty.
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Postby YarnIsland on Mon Jun 20, 2005 3:56 pm

Damn tickity!
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Postby Moniker on Tue Jun 21, 2005 6:09 am

Haha. That is kick ass, Yarn. You could even be like..."So, where are y'all located?" to find out if you even got to the Winnipeg call centre.
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Postby YarnIsland on Tue Jun 21, 2005 11:13 am

I'll do it.

This is gonna be awesome.
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Postby Psyonide on Tue Jun 21, 2005 3:49 pm

You should tape these adventures into the phone system. Well, assuming they're funny.
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