Remember the days when people were uneducated (okay, they still are somewhat) and knew nothing about the law? Yep. Those were the days. You could get away with anything and they wouldn't realize that you just stole something from them.
On the radio one of the announcers was saying how her neighbour was always acting like a cuntass, and that one day she could even hear him describing in immaculate detail, over the phone a lap dance he had received the other night. Then a caller rang up and suggested that as payback she should have a loud fake conversation as the lap dancer as she explained to her friend this really pathetic client she had that same night.
By the way.. I work in a pet supply store (we don't actually sell pets) where people are allowed to bring their dogs in. The food we sell isn't nearly as expensive as what they try to sell you at the vet. I was supposed to be getting a job in a vet office this summer, but I failed at that. Oh well.