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PostPosted: Mon Jun 13, 2005 10:45 pm
by YarnIsland
MIRACLE WHIP GUYZ HAHAHAHA.

PostPosted: Mon Jun 13, 2005 10:55 pm
by Psyonide
Uhh... OH NOES!!

?

PostPosted: Tue Jun 14, 2005 3:53 am
by Meteuro
Oh YES!

PostPosted: Tue Jun 14, 2005 4:28 am
by Psyonide
"Oh no, Oh no!"
*CRASH*
"OH YEAH!!!"

PostPosted: Tue Jun 14, 2005 8:44 am
by Khris
I went for a whole week eating nothing but jello and drinking nothing but kool-aid.

I lost about fifteen pounds, if I recall correctly.

PostPosted: Tue Jun 14, 2005 3:38 pm
by Psyonide
Yeah, that sounds kind of scary... I'm not sure I'll be trying the kool-aid and jelly diet anytime soon.
Although now I want some jelly.

Damn.

PostPosted: Wed Jun 15, 2005 6:40 am
by Moniker
Man. I was forced to have nothing but juice and J-ello for a week and a half after a surgery. I think I lost around 15 pounds, too. I would assume that it would be near impossible to keep them off because I just gained it all back with my regular diet. Or maybe my "regular diet" is just excessive eating.

PostPosted: Wed Jun 15, 2005 8:27 am
by Khris
I gained back what I lost, but that's because I was 11 when I had the surgery and...people tend to gain weight between 11 and 22.

...

Holy crap, that was almost half my life ago. (I was actually 11 1/2 at the time, so I'll have to wait until I'm 23.)

PostPosted: Wed Jun 15, 2005 10:59 am
by Moniker
Hmm. I was 15 at the time, I think.

WE'LL NEVER KNOW!

PostPosted: Wed Jun 15, 2005 3:36 pm
by Psyonide
Damnit! You'll never keep ratings up saying things like that!

Ignore here viewers, tune in next week for the thriling conclusion to the MiH jelly surgery saga!

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PostPosted: Wed Jun 15, 2005 3:43 pm
by Moniker
Okay. I'll go on a Jello and juice diet next week, and then we'll see what happens!

PostPosted: Wed Jun 15, 2005 5:14 pm
by mithril721
Okay, I think Psy has confused Jello with jelly.

PostPosted: Wed Jun 15, 2005 6:30 pm
by YarnIsland
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PostPosted: Wed Jun 15, 2005 6:48 pm
by Psyonide
mithril721 wrote:Okay, I think Psy has confused Jello with jelly.


Nope, it's the same thing (over here anyway).
You guys say 'jelly' but you mean 'jam'.
We say 'jelly' and we mean 'jelly'.
I never did understand how Jello, which is a brand name (correct me if I'm wrong), usurped Jelly's position as the title for flavoured gelatin goop.
I'm even more confused about why *anyone* would call jam 'jelly'.

PostPosted: Wed Jun 15, 2005 7:28 pm
by YarnIsland
I'd like to jam your jelly!

Oh ZING!

PostPosted: Wed Jun 15, 2005 7:43 pm
by Khris
I use both "jam" and "jelly" to refer to different things. And what I refer to as "jelly" is like mid-point on the spectrum from "jam" to "Jello"

PostPosted: Wed Jun 15, 2005 8:21 pm
by spinachdip
here is where I clairify for everyone.

Jelly is a spread made from the juices of the fruit/veggie being used. Such as grape jelly, mint jelly, hot pepper jelly and so on. Jam on the other hand uses the whole fruit (minus stick bits and leaves of course). You see this with such things as strawberry jam.

Jello, in all cases, fucking owns both their asses.

PostPosted: Wed Jun 15, 2005 9:38 pm
by Psyonide
Well, we don't have your jelly/jam spead whatsit.
Over here (as in England I think) Jam is a fruit preserve spread and jelly is a flavoured gelatin snack.

PostPosted: Wed Jun 15, 2005 9:40 pm
by Khris
Crazy Aussies and Brits. Don't you know God intended on things being done the American Way?

PostPosted: Wed Jun 15, 2005 11:56 pm
by Psyonide
Of course we're crazy, you'd have to be to wear hats with corks on them!

But I digress. Tell me more of your Jelly, I would hear of it. Is it just jam without the real fruit content or, or something else entirely?

PostPosted: Wed Jun 15, 2005 11:57 pm
by FunnyComic Lover
What? Drunk and stoned?





YES!

PostPosted: Wed Jun 15, 2005 11:58 pm
by FunnyComic Lover
Damn, Psy got in before me.

PostPosted: Thu Jun 16, 2005 2:05 am
by Psyonide
VICTORY IS MINE!

PostPosted: Thu Jun 16, 2005 3:18 am
by Meteuro
VICTORY IS PSY'S

PostPosted: Thu Jun 16, 2005 12:43 pm
by TrouserGrandPap
Sorry, haven't been long time online...
But you hijacked my threat totally, you bastards!