Low as you can go.

[FunnyComic Lover]

Actually, your English is no worse than FCL's was when he first came here...

Are you kiddin', my English was at least 9 times worse than his is now. I would dig up an old post of mine but, I would rather make people go to the bother of seeing what this says instead.

And this.

[Psyonide]

Don't start down that path again, it is a dark place.

[FunnyComic Lover]

With treacherous vines and underbrush?

[Meteuro]

Yeah, you need to shave that stuff, man. Disgusting.

[FunnyComic Lover]

[Moniker]

Yeah. I really can't think of horrible moments either.

Well, this one time in grade 9, I was wearing a skirt. You know, those ones with the zippers in the back. So yeah, I walked around the entire school with it UNZIPPED during lunch. Not only that, I put up my hand up to answer a question on the chalkboard.

Yep.

I know this would scar 90% of the girls for all of high school. But I was like, "Oh shit...haha..erm...*pretends like she doesn't care*" And we all know that people don't have fun teasing someone who could care less. So things were normal the next day.

Yep. My life is so interesting.

[Moniker]

Oh man. I didn't even read all of the second page before posting my story. Now it kind of seems as though it came from the middle of no where.

[Psyonide]

I see Paris, I see France, I see Moniker's underpants!


I'd say something similar about the numerous times I walked around at school with my fly unzipped, but that happened to pretty much every guy there. I swear, those pants were designed to fuck us about. When you were sitting down they always poked up at the crotch, and they'd always manage to un-zip when you least expected it.
Still, on the plus side walking around like that was like having A/C for your groin...

[TrouserGrandPap]

Fucking zips. I usually let them be open.
So annoying allways to fix it. Atleast cute girls give me a little laughs and a smile.

[FunnyComic Lover]

Don't make the mistake of thinking a button-fly is easier. To all you zipper-haters out there.

[Meteuro]

Obviously trackpants are the way to go.

[Psyonide]

John Butler Trio - Take (10:21)

[Moniker]

Obviously trackpants are the way to go.

NO.

[FunnyComic Lover]

Ok, i think i have found a low moment.

Okay.



In year 7 i got my friend to dump my girlfriend for me over the phone. Now if that wasn't bad enough, what do i do? Go out with some other chick two days later.

Man, did that get me some guff.

[mithril721]

Hah. Loser.


Secretly: If I'd actually had a boyfriend in 7th grade, I might have done the same thing.. I used to be really shy.

[YarnIsland]

Chris you're an ass.

We probably can't be friends anymore.

[mithril721]

No, that's not allowed.. you can't call him by his real name. It's too confusing...

[FunnyComic Lover]

Oh hey, lets all start being jerks to people because they decided to post something in confidentiality and trust.

Yeah, great idea.

[Psyonide]

Everyone has past experiences that they regret, these things happen and they can't be changed. There's no good reason to get hung up about old mistakes, let alone someone elses mistakes. If nothing else I'm sure it was a learning experience and won't be repeated again soon.
It certainly doesn't warrent that kind of reaction, one way or the other.

[FunnyComic Lover]

I can't figure out who that post is directed at.

[Psyonide]

Sorry, it was directed at Yarn. I thought his post was a complete over-reaction and largely uncalled for. (assuming he isn't taking the piddle)

[eskimodora]

Don't do it again FCL.

[YarnIsland]

Holy shit guys I was just kidding.

Why the fuck would I care that Chris broke up with his girlfriend using his friend and a phone when he was in 7th grade?

Calm down guys, Jesus.

[eskimodora]

Well, I couldn't tell whether you were kidding or not.

Good to know you were, though.

[YarnIsland]

Apparently no one could.