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[spinachdip]

In the spirit of keeping this forum afloat I have decided to come online and bitch about how stressed out I am.

Oh, how stressed out I am.

I should really be doing my work rgith now, but apparently I am not. Other more important forum related things had to be dealt with. I cannot wait until I am finally all done with school. Then life will be good and I can go about my happy job busy-ness. Oh well. until then....

[Fomorian]

You think you're stressed? Boy, have I got some stories to tell you.

Let's start with my school stuff: Over the course of the past week, I have had two exams, three culminating activities, and a dozen tests. On monday, I will have to finish my two other culminating activities before i board my plane for Italy on Tuesday. You see, since i'm a 'special' kid, and since I'm still in high school, they make accomodations for us. Accomodations that involve us finishing school three weeks early. Sure, it seems like a great thing at the beginning of the goddamn year, but then the teachers laude the work on last-minute, work worth aproximately thirty percent of our grade each, and we realize how fucked we are. It's really not even worth it. Italy? Big fucking deal.

The stress doesn't end there, oh no. Then there's the prospect of flying to fucking Asia after coming back from Italy. And sure that might sound like fun, but I'll be doing it with family(and not fun kind!). Bloody hell, I thought this summer was going to be about relaxing at home and catching up on some lost reading, but apparently people have other plans.

So enough about me, let's hear about you.

[EventSpire]

Blow me.

[spinachdip]

Ok, let me start off by saying I have nothing on you.

That being said, my stress issues are not purely scholastic, but because I am too lazy to type them all out right now, I think I shall codense them:
1) School sucks
2) boys blow
3) "friends" suck
4) family blows
5) lack of money sucks

I am trapped in some sort of kinky wind tunnel of despair.

[Psyonide]

Well, if someone's going to blow 'Spire someone else can come and blow me too.

[YarnIsland]

I want to play.

1. I have a loving family who is visiting this weekend.
2. I have a loving girlfriend who is awesome.
3. I just had some great pizza. Man.
4. I start a new (old) job on monday and I am excited.
5. Um...I h8 MI LYFE..?

[FunnyComic Lover]

Uh-ah, you forgot to uncapitalize the 'i.'

[Fomorian]

1) School sucks

I'll say an amen to that

2) boys blow

Not so sure about this one

5) lack of money sucks

I'm hoping to remedy that this summer, Ja willing

I am trapped in some sort of kinky wind tunnel of despair.

I'd give anything for a kinky wind tunnel. Minus the despair part.

[Psyonide]

...




SOMEONE BLOW ME!

[EventSpire]

Seriously.

[phantomdog]

wow... you all think school is bad now? wait till you graduate. it will be great for the first 2 months, girls, fun, boose. and then BAM!!! the real world takes a bat to the side of your head, and you realize that school wasnt all that bad. i mean, school never used a bat. all your friends go different ways, you find that your parents cant buy you eveything anymore. you are on your own insurence. and your girl left you for some guy in west phillie. soon you find yourself in the working world, where everyone is out to get you because you are making 10 sents more then they are, and they dont like it. you eventualy quit that job and sit on your ass for about a year, collecting dust and cheetos.

[Moniker]

I WISH I WAS NEVER BORN! [/dinosaur comic]

[Fomorian]

Blow me.

Eww.

I'll blow Psyonide instead.

[Psyonide]

Woo!

[YarnIsland]

I WISH I WAS NEVER BORN! [/dinosaur comic]

I love you.

[eskimodora]

In my opinion, it's so easy to complain about things and not do anything about them. What's harder is acknowledging problems and then trying to fix them, because that involves some sort of effort on your part.

When you're in school it's so easy to complain about things like exams, assignments, money, sex and stupid friends. I don't know your situation at the moment, Spinachdip, but I'm 90% sure there is something in your life that you could smile about. Friends fuck around alot, but they always do something to make it somewhat okay again. Exams, assignments- they're not the end of the world. There is so much more out there in the world that's worse than things like that.

From writing this post I've realised I'm extremely inarticulate, so I'll go back to being the emo kid because it's so much easier to be pessimistic.

But what I'm basically trying to say is that for everything that's bad, there's always something good that balances it out. Just hang in there Spinach, you'll be right.

[FunnyComic Lover]

That sounded really meaningful until...

Just hang in there Spinach, you'll be right.

It just sounded funny, after all that other stuff you said.

[EventSpire]

Okay, no, seriously, everyone shut up.
Now, un shut up, and everyone sound off on who would blow me.

[YarnIsland]

I am happy.

I love life.

[FunnyComic Lover]

Watch me while i make everyone jealous.

[Meteuro]

Everything always turns out ok in the end.
That's something stupid and false that I live my life by. That, and 'Serenity now'.

Remember:
Serenity now, insanity later.

[Psyonide]

Look, could we all just focus on the happy ending here?
I'm getting blown by fomo! Does it get any happier than that?

[EventSpire]

Oh fuck you guys.

[YarnIsland]

[spinachdip]

well..I am happy to report that after nice weekend of drinking, camping, smoking, fire throwing, sign stealing and tanning, I am exausted, kind of hung over, sun burnt and very relaxed.

everyone can go back to giving eventspire his blow job now.