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So i got bored this one night.

PostPosted: Fri May 06, 2005 4:56 am
by FunnyComic Lover
Am i the only one to wonder, where the devil has Monica gone?

Before you ask questions, just refer to title.

PostPosted: Fri May 06, 2005 5:48 am
by Psyonide
She eloped to Portugal with Edit.
Khris is on the case as we speak, sleuthing it up hot on their tail with a (tranq) gun and pack of sandwiches.

I feel confidant that we'll see results within a week.

PostPosted: Fri May 06, 2005 11:26 am
by Fomorian
Psyonide wrote: sleuthing it up hot on their tail with a (tranq) gun and pack of sandwiches.



SEXY. Especially the sandwich part

PostPosted: Fri May 06, 2005 3:25 pm
by Psyonide
Is it just, though?

Man, a roast beef, gravy, and hot english mustard sandwich would be pretty good right now.
Make it happen!

Please?

PostPosted: Fri May 06, 2005 9:09 pm
by FunnyComic Lover
Gravy and mustard?

Together?

To be eaten?

PostPosted: Sat May 07, 2005 1:28 am
by eskimodora
Turkey, cranberry and avocado.

Mmmmmmm....

PostPosted: Sat May 07, 2005 3:38 am
by [Edit]
Someone's hungry!

Everyone to my house for Sarcastic Sanwhiches and Passive Aggresive Mountain Dew!

PostPosted: Sat May 07, 2005 12:10 pm
by Psyonide
Emotive snacks?
Dear Lord, these are surely the End Days.




THE RAPTURE IS COMING, AND IT'S TAKEN THE FORM OF FOOD!

PostPosted: Mon May 09, 2005 3:06 am
by Meteuro
I like those sarcastic signs you see along highways that read:

Wrong Way, Go Back.

I feel that they think that you're stupid.

PostPosted: Mon May 09, 2005 3:55 pm
by Moniker
Freaky how close Psy was to the truth.

I've just been working crazy hours + retarded internet.

But Hi.

PostPosted: Mon May 09, 2005 7:16 pm
by Psyonide
Howdy!

(Yee-hah?)

PostPosted: Mon May 09, 2005 11:40 pm
by Khris
Where you be working, MonMon?

PostPosted: Tue May 10, 2005 1:01 pm
by Moniker
Convergys.

Hot! I know.

PostPosted: Tue May 10, 2005 5:39 pm
by Khris
Wow, that's amazing. No one ever gets to work at Convergys.

PostPosted: Tue May 10, 2005 6:57 pm
by Psyonide
What the Devil is Convergys?

PostPosted: Tue May 10, 2005 11:16 pm
by YarnIsland
Psyonide wrote:What the Devil is Convergys?

PostPosted: Tue May 10, 2005 11:30 pm
by Psyonide
YarnIsland wrote:Well, we're waiting for an answer...

PostPosted: Tue May 10, 2005 11:32 pm
by eskimodora
Yes, do explain.

PostPosted: Tue May 10, 2005 11:51 pm
by YarnIsland
eskimodora wrote:Whenever you're ready, we're listening.

PostPosted: Tue May 10, 2005 11:55 pm
by eskimodora
YarnIsland wrote:I'm biding time, I don't actually know what Convergy is, I just needed the attention! :cry:

PostPosted: Wed May 11, 2005 4:38 am
by Meteuro
Meteuro wrote:I was going to make a joke, but couldn't be arsed. It's too late now and I regret it.

PostPosted: Wed May 11, 2005 10:30 am
by mithril721
Meteuro wrote:I still don't know what Convergy's is.

PostPosted: Wed May 11, 2005 1:25 pm
by Moniker
If the joke was something about orgys, I thought of it too, Mete.

Anywho, you guys really need to learn how to google.

Basically, Convergys is a call centre providing customer service and technical support to various companies. Personally, I'm training to become a FedEx Customer Service Agent. (aka the one who everyone calls and bitches at) (You could also call 1-800-gofedex and by some freak chance get transferred to me) (And by "you" I mean anyone in the United States)

Khris: they are hiring right now. So if you, or anyone else wants to try and get in, tell me. I can make a referral (they really like those) and I can also make an extra $150 if you stay for 3 months min. Both sides win.

LOL! I love wikipedia's definition of Convergys. Especially the part where it says, "See Customer Care, Hell"

There is even a Convergys sucks website. Nice...I'll be browsing this now.

PostPosted: Wed May 11, 2005 2:03 pm
by YarnIsland
Oh now I remember.

We practiced that one day!

You weren't very good.

PostPosted: Wed May 11, 2005 3:19 pm
by Moniker
Screw you. I'm getting much better now.

We'll practice again, and this time I won't mention your porno videos.