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Postby spinachdip on Thu Apr 28, 2005 7:34 pm

Can anyone give me a solid explaination as to why guys like boobs? I have been asking around and no one has given me an acceptable response. The best one so far was
"You can play with them whenever, but where are my boobs to play with?"

this is really bothering me and has become something of a crusade.
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Postby FunnyComic Lover on Thu Apr 28, 2005 10:02 pm

This is the 2nd thread you have created about boobs...

I think the neighbours are starting to get suspicious.
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Postby Moniker on Thu Apr 28, 2005 10:55 pm

I would guess that it is mostly because our culture and society has made them into something that must be hidden, something that should not be seen.

And we all know what happens when you censor something.
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Postby Khris on Thu Apr 28, 2005 11:02 pm

Think Freud. Boy does he have an elaborate answer for this.
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Postby Meteuro on Thu Apr 28, 2005 11:10 pm

Breasts are a sign that a woman is at an age where she can bear children, so then something in our instinct gets triggered and we try to sleep with that woman.

It's all instinct.
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Postby Moniker on Thu Apr 28, 2005 11:12 pm

Rawr.



(Sorry, couldn't resist)
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Postby Khris on Thu Apr 28, 2005 11:41 pm

I've mentioned psychoanalysis, Meatie's settled on evolutionary psychology, so now we just need someone to come up with some post-modern social constructionist theory.
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Postby FunnyComic Lover on Fri Apr 29, 2005 12:11 am

Larger breasts are a sign of fertility. I don't think thats your constructionist theory, but i just thought to add it.
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Postby eskimodora on Fri Apr 29, 2005 12:34 am

It's all a matter of society's constant push for standards. The breasts were considered by many as an architectual highlight in the woman's body, thus, the need for them to be bigger was set forward as to further enhance a woman's body.

It's one of the longer lasting fashion trends of the 21st century, and really, the longer this constant scrutiny of the breast continues, the stronger the signs are that our society is coming to it's downfall at the mercy of it's own impossible proposals.
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Postby [Edit] on Fri Apr 29, 2005 1:03 am

Boobs are the end of our civialized world.
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Postby YarnIsland on Fri Apr 29, 2005 1:22 am

Basically what the girls said.

They are hidden, girls have them, we don't, we like them because we aren't used to them, they are taboo to us. Forbidden at some times.

It's really that simple.
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Postby FunnyComic Lover on Fri Apr 29, 2005 3:59 am

Yarn knows his boobies.
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Postby Meteuro on Fri Apr 29, 2005 5:37 am

...but unfortunately, not anyone else's.
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Postby [Edit] on Fri Apr 29, 2005 6:20 am

Oh man. Oh man.

Burnination.
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Postby Khris on Fri Apr 29, 2005 8:55 am

Score seven for Meaty! TOUCHDOWN
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Postby YarnIsland on Fri Apr 29, 2005 10:28 am

Hahaha, good one.

GOOD ONE.
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Postby Psyonide on Sun May 01, 2005 2:29 am

"I find that the sexiest part of a woman is the boobies."
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Re: please tell me why

Postby Fomorian on Sun May 01, 2005 8:35 am

spinachdip wrote:The best one so far was
"You can play with them whenever, but where are my boobs to play with?"


I bet fat guys don't have taht complaint...
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Postby EventSpire on Sun May 01, 2005 8:55 am

Boobs are sensive and make girls aroused when things are done to them.
They are also hidden, but I doubt that is the sole reason. That is why they are so exciting, but not why they are attractive.
It also comes back to, in some respects, how a woman with bigger boobs would be better for bearing a child.
Also maybe men are attracted to them because they were breastfed when they were infants.
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Postby Khris on Sun May 01, 2005 10:06 am

The fact that they're hidden also makes them more sensitive and arousing for the women. In some countries where the climate is warm and women don't cover their breasts the skin on the breasts is very different--a lot coarser, a lot less sensitive, like the hands or arms. This is especially true if the women do a lot of physical labour, as they tend to in hunting and gathering societies or some forms of agriculture (such as slash and burn). On top of that these societies usually aren't characterized by subscribing to any of the monotheistic religions that have put large emphasis on feminine modesty of the breast region, so they're less of a sexualized area based on that.

Or so they say. I really need to stop going into these kinds of paragraphs.
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Postby EventSpire on Sun May 01, 2005 5:58 pm

No, that was quite interesting, actually.
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Postby Khris on Sun May 01, 2005 6:53 pm

Well, I suppose it was about breasts.
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Postby Psyonide on Sun May 01, 2005 7:08 pm

Speaking of breasts (and other curvy parts)...

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Postby Meteuro on Tue May 03, 2005 4:34 am

I would post a webcomic, but the only ones I frequent are PBF and MiH.
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Postby Khris on Tue May 03, 2005 1:10 pm

What's this MiH you speak of, Meaty?
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