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by **Meteuro** on Sun Apr 24, 2005 6:42 am

I'm an Aussie and I have a big, manly chest that I use to break my falls down the cliffs I climb because that's how tough I am. Then I go plough a field with my teeth and eat the rocks, spitting them back out again as a dirty mist. I go chase some cattle with my big, muscular legs and when I catch up to them I kill them and eat them raw, my jaw movement generates enough heat to cook it on its way to my belly. Then I take a quick break from it all to say "G'day" and "Hooroo" to passing tourists.

Then I wish everyone a happy ANZAC Day.

Website · by **YarnIsland** on Sun Apr 24, 2005 10:13 am

WHAT.

by **EventSpire** on Sun Apr 24, 2005 10:21 am

Meteuro wrote:I'm an Aussie and I have a big, manly chest that I use to break my falls down the cliffs I climb because that's how tough I am. Then I go plough a field with my teeth and eat the rocks, spitting them back out again as a dirty mist. I go chase some cattle with my big, muscular legs and when I catch up to them I kill them and eat them raw, my jaw movement generates enough heat to cook it on its way to my belly. Then I take a quick break from it all to say "G'day" and "Hooroo" to passing tourists.

Then I wish everyone a happy ANZAC Day.

I hate it when jokes are stillborn.

by **Fomorian** on Sun Apr 24, 2005 10:21 am

Very nice. Underneath it, you should write, "I AM AUSTRALIAN!"

by **mithril721** on Sun Apr 24, 2005 10:51 am

YarnIsland wrote:WHAT.

by **Moniker** on Sun Apr 24, 2005 1:45 pm

Man. Happy Australia Day, or whatever it is you call it. I saw it on my calender today and thought about all the Australians I know. This one guy I met in Alberta stood out the most. Only because he was wearing a t-shirt in really cold weather and I was like, "Aren't you cold?" and he was like, "Naw, this is just like home" in his Australian accent. Then I thought "WTF" because I thought Australia was warm.

*shrugs*

by **Brady Kj** on Sun Apr 24, 2005 4:13 pm

I didn't know until this morning that Anzac Day was on my mom's birthday. Or is her birthday tomorrow? Anyway, either way I should probably call my mom.
Oh, and did you know that yesterday was St. George Day? He's the patron saint of England and I think Germany. He's famous for killing a dragon, even though I've seen the pictures and that dragon was the size of a wiener dog, and could probably be killed with a heavy shoe.

P.S. I wish I had Australian powers!

by **Fomorian** on Sun Apr 24, 2005 5:54 pm

I didn't know there was an Australia Day period. I just thought that Mr. mete had some pretty poetry he wanted to share with us, or that he was feeling particularly proud to be Australian. Either way, Happy Australia Day to all you Aussies!

by **mithril721** on Sun Apr 24, 2005 8:29 pm

Heh... Mr. Mete.

by **FunnyComic Lover** on Sun Apr 24, 2005 9:02 pm

I believe it is ANZAC day!

The day were everybody gets together and makes biscuits with their powerful Australian fingers. Then swallow them whole. And other manly stuff. Including brawling with crocodiles, and boxing kangaroo's.

I love this country.

by **mithril721** on Sun Apr 24, 2005 9:07 pm

Your country's weird...

by **FunnyComic Lover** on Sun Apr 24, 2005 9:14 pm

Coming from someone who hails from the land of snow monkeys.

by **mithril721** on Sun Apr 24, 2005 9:17 pm

No way. I'm not from that crazy canadaland....

Granted, the US is pretty weird as well I guess.

by **FunnyComic Lover** on Sun Apr 24, 2005 9:18 pm

You're not from Canadia?

Oh man.

by **mithril721** on Sun Apr 24, 2005 9:21 pm

Yep. I thought you would've picked up on that by now.

It's okay though... I can be oblivious about things too, apparently.

by **eskimodora** on Mon Apr 25, 2005 2:19 am

I believe my mother believes it fit to buy ANZAC cookies on any day other than ANZAC Day.

I mean seriously, we didn't have anzac cookies today, we had them months ago. What did we do today? We went out and had a barbeque with friends.

Hurrah for thousands and thousands of dead Australian soldiers.

by **FunnyComic Lover** on Mon Apr 25, 2005 2:56 am

I am a fan of barbeque.

Barbeque chicken that is.

The Breakfast of Champions · by **Psyonide** on Mon Apr 25, 2005 6:56 pm

eskimodora wrote:Hurrah for thousands and thousands of dead Australian soldiers.

Hurrah also for all the people who went over there for the 'entertainment service' that included the BeeGees 'stayin' alive' and then left quick-smart leaving litter all over the place.

by **Brady Kj** on Mon Apr 25, 2005 9:17 pm

FunnyComic Lover wrote:Coming from someone who hails from the land of snow monkeys.

Umm... Snow monkeys (Macaca fuscata) are from Japan. That's one of the reasons why they're called Japanese macaques.

And there is now a wild population of them living in Texas. A troop of them was introduced in the 1970's, and they're thriving amazingly well.

by **FunnyComic Lover** on Mon Apr 25, 2005 10:26 pm

It was a joke, I think it was Monica who said something about snow and monkeys, and then i believe Psy said, "Snow monkeys, awesome." So that's what i was talking about.

But thanks for nerding it up.

Website · by **YarnIsland** on Mon Apr 25, 2005 11:12 pm

That is all Brady does. He just waits for a chance to put something that he knows about up and then leaves.

And he lives in the state above where I was born. Yeah.

by **eskimodora** on Mon Apr 25, 2005 11:15 pm

Psyonide wrote:Hurrah also for all the people who went over there for the 'entertainment service' that included the BeeGees 'stayin' alive' and then left quick-smart leaving litter all over the place.

I had no idea what you meant until I watched the news.

Darn hooligans and their total disrespect for such a historically sacred Aussie site.

by **Meteuro** on Mon Apr 25, 2005 11:50 pm

FunnyComic Lover wrote:It was a joke, I think it was Monica who said something about snow and monkeys, and then i believe Psy said, "Snow monkeys, awesome." So that's what i was talking about.

But thanks for nerding it up.

Damn Monica, always stealing my credit.

The Breakfast of Champions · by **Psyonide** on Tue Apr 26, 2005 3:23 am

No credit, cash only.

by **[Edit]** on Tue Apr 26, 2005 3:26 am

Yeah, hes got the face of a dead beat.

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