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Which do you prefer?

Curtains
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Ducks
7
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Total votes : 10

Postby Psyonide on Fri Feb 18, 2005 7:28 pm

Tee-hee!
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Postby YarnIsland on Fri Feb 18, 2005 9:35 pm

Hey- I made a girl cry!

I still got it!
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Postby Psyonide on Fri Feb 18, 2005 10:18 pm

What a guy...
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Postby eskimodora on Fri Feb 18, 2005 10:32 pm

Yeah, I mean, if he can make a girl cry over curtains, he's pretty much mastered the art of cruel seduction.

Not that I cried, or anything.

*hides used kleenex*
I could catch a monkey.
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Postby YarnIsland on Fri Feb 18, 2005 10:41 pm

YES.
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Postby Meteuro on Sat Feb 19, 2005 4:18 am

YarnIsland wrote:Hey- I made a girl cry!

I still got it!


Reminds me of when I told a friend of mine a joke.

"What's red, white and screams?"

....

"A peeled baby in a bag of salt."

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Postby YarnIsland on Sat Feb 19, 2005 12:21 pm

OH DEAR.

Those baby jokes are funny and horrible at the same time. Guess thats the point though huh? Haha.
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Postby FunnyComic Lover on Sat Feb 19, 2005 4:54 pm

You have to grimace and laugh at the same time.
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Postby Psyonide on Sat Feb 19, 2005 11:59 pm

Whats sticky, red, and crawls up women's legs?

A homesick abortion!

*runs*
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Postby Meteuro on Sun Feb 20, 2005 5:44 am

What's brown and sticky?

Poo.

Or possibly a stick.
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Postby FunnyComic Lover on Fri Feb 25, 2005 10:51 pm

poo-stick?
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Postby Meteuro on Sat Feb 26, 2005 7:36 am

I don't know, but I got a better one now:

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?

Nothing, you've told her twice already.
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Postby EventSpire on Sat Feb 26, 2005 8:55 am

Psyonide wrote:What a gay...


Agreed.
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Postby FunnyComic Lover on Sun Feb 27, 2005 11:55 pm

A drunk lady says to the king,

"Where are your buccaneers"? she asks.

"Excuse me?" says the king.

"On ya bucken head!" says the woman.



...that's all i got at the moment.
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Postby Meteuro on Mon Feb 28, 2005 3:48 am

I'd be more inclined to think that the King would be of a "Guards! Seize her!" nature.
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Postby [Edit] on Mon Feb 28, 2005 11:00 am

Unless he was the King of Rock 'n Roll.
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Postby YarnIsland on Mon Feb 28, 2005 3:18 pm

I laughed at the joke. I told it to my brother last night and he laughed, in one of those 'shut the hell up' sorta ways.
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Postby FunnyComic Lover on Mon Feb 28, 2005 11:03 pm

I couldn't remember the actual joke, but a King is the only person i can think of who would have buccaneers.
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Postby [Edit] on Mon Feb 28, 2005 11:30 pm

I thought buccaneers were more like pirates, or some sort of unsavory folk...
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Postby FunnyComic Lover on Mon Feb 28, 2005 11:32 pm

Well.. the person who told this joke was drunk.
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Postby FunnyComic Lover on Mon Feb 28, 2005 11:35 pm

...Probably.
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