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Postby spinachdip on Wed Feb 02, 2005 9:08 pm

I think that I have mono. Normally this would be a distressing idea, but I quite enjoy it during the odd moment I am able to swallow or dont experience horrible headaches. I know who gave it to me...and I know who I intend to infect....bwahahaah

who here has had mono before?
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Postby FunnyComic Lover on Wed Feb 02, 2005 9:19 pm

...mono?
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Postby Khris on Wed Feb 02, 2005 9:26 pm

Mono Mono
get the Mono Mono
get the Mono Mono
get the MONO.
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Postby [Edit] on Wed Feb 02, 2005 9:28 pm

Yes! Scientifically its Mono<mumble mumble mumble>. Or just mono. "Kissing disease" and what have you.

You get sick, you lay in bed and ponder the many problems facing the world today.

Or maybe you just masturbate and play video games 'til you pass out.

Either way, it gets you out of work/school.
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Postby YarnIsland on Wed Feb 02, 2005 11:44 pm

Monorail!

Get well soon. Or don't, if you don't want to.
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Postby FunnyComic Lover on Thu Feb 03, 2005 11:44 pm

MONO!...doh!
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Postby spinachdip on Fri Feb 04, 2005 12:47 pm

[Edit] wrote:Yes! Scientifically its Mono<mumble mumble mumble>. Or just mono. "Kissing disease" and what have you.

You get sick, you lay in bed and ponder the many problems facing the world today.

Or maybe you just masturbate and play video games 'til you pass out.

Either way, it gets you out of work/school.


It also makes me exempt from gym class! :D
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Postby YarnIsland on Fri Feb 04, 2005 12:48 pm

FunnyComic Lover wrote:MONO!...doh!


Bravo. Bravo.
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Postby Psyonide on Fri Feb 04, 2005 10:33 pm

[Edit] wrote:Or maybe you just masturbate and play video games 'til you pass out.

Either way, it gets you out of work/school.


Masturbation and video games never got me out of school or work. Damnit!
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Postby Angry_Zucchini on Sat Feb 05, 2005 5:26 am

Are you sure it's mono? Could be strep throat, it has been going around this year.. I myself have strep. Can't seem to stop feverin', and not in a good way - what with the vomiting, shaking, searing back pain, and throat so swollen i can't even swallow my own saliva... Suppose you should get a blood test, because if it's mono, you're in for some of the best months of your life.
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Postby EventSpire on Sat Feb 05, 2005 9:56 am

Mono is the funniest thing.
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Postby spinachdip on Sat Feb 05, 2005 4:35 pm

When i look in the back of my throat, I see huge balls of throat that used to be my glands. They have white dots all over them...thats my puss. Hurrah.

I went drinking the other night to celebrate the end of the semester...

My one gland on the left took over. It was this huge protrussion...

I named it postulio.
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Postby FunnyComic Lover on Sat Feb 05, 2005 8:38 pm

I wont slap you as long as you name the other "Ponichio"
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Postby Psyonide on Sat Feb 05, 2005 9:29 pm

spinachdip wrote:I named it postulio.
thats right


/slaps spinchdip

It's pustulio damnit! Because he's a pimple, full of PUS!
Also the little suit is awesome.
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Postby spinachdip on Sun Feb 06, 2005 1:59 pm

I am quite fond of the room with a moose....

and I apologize from the bottom of my phoenetic heart...I just spell things the way I think they sound.
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Postby Psyonide on Sun Feb 06, 2005 3:03 pm

Hehehe... Walnuts.
Awesome.
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Postby [Edit] on Sun Feb 06, 2005 8:32 pm

Psyonide wrote:Masturbation and video games never got me out of school or work. Damnit!


Perhaps a dangerous combination of both of them would render you unable to school or work.
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Postby FunnyComic Lover on Sun Feb 06, 2005 8:56 pm

Just don't do them at school or work. Oh man, im never going back there, NEVER.
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Postby [Edit] on Sun Feb 06, 2005 9:12 pm

All this information and more can be found inside the <3 Video Game 'n Masturbation manuel, for all who were previously unaware.
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Postby Psyonide on Mon Feb 07, 2005 1:14 am

I think there's a chapter about me in there.
Book signing at the adult store tomorrow!
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Postby FunnyComic Lover on Mon Feb 07, 2005 1:20 am

Oh boy i am SO there.
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Postby Psyonide on Mon Feb 07, 2005 1:25 am

Don't bother bringing pens, I have my own signing apparatus...
A word of warning however, the first three rows may get wet.
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Postby FunnyComic Lover on Mon Feb 07, 2005 1:29 am

FunnyComic Lover wrote:Oh boy i am SO there.

:D :D :D
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