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Postby icecanburn on Tue Feb 01, 2005 3:13 pm

A wise man named Lucas (from ctl-alt-del) said that customer service is like chewing on broken glass. Only 100 times less fun. Well, he happens to be very correct. I can't stand dealing with the dumb consumers of society who think that when there is a buy one get one free deal, that if they buy only one, they should get it half price. They dont want two, just the one.
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Postby Fishfu on Tue Feb 01, 2005 3:35 pm

My uncle Leroy is credited to have once said that it is not wise to put a weasle down your own pants. He seemed to speak the words of experience.
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Postby YarnIsland on Tue Feb 01, 2005 5:43 pm

Been there.

I did customer service at Target. People trying to return stuff with absolutely no proof of purchase and they got angry at us when we said no. I have yet to have a job where I didn't have to deal with customers, or 'guests', and at some times it can be very stressfull and it sucks a whole lot. But nice customers are awesome, and almost make it all worth it.

I guess I am just a people person so I teach myself to put up with the few that are bad.
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Postby FunnyComic Lover on Tue Feb 01, 2005 9:12 pm

When you said been there, i though you meant you had put a weasel down your pants. Haha.
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Postby spinachdip on Tue Feb 01, 2005 9:22 pm

FunnyComic Lover wrote:When you said been there, i though you meant you had put a weasel down your pants. Haha.


its so erotic

I have a love hate realationship with my summer job...being that it is customer service...I love that every day I have something or someone knew to heckle from afar...I hate that everyday they give me a reason to do so.
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Postby FunnyComic Lover on Tue Feb 01, 2005 9:45 pm

That's why you can never fail with the life of crime, you just can't lose, unless your caught and arrested and reaped of all your possessions and life as it once was...
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Postby YarnIsland on Tue Feb 01, 2005 11:22 pm

FunnyComic Lover wrote:When you said been there, i though you meant you had put a weasel down your pants. Haha.


Oh, that too.


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Postby Psyonide on Wed Feb 02, 2005 3:09 am

Wasn't there an old Game-boy TV ad along those lines?

"More fun than a ferret down your pants" or something?
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Postby [Edit] on Wed Feb 02, 2005 3:49 pm

Psyonide wrote:Wasn't there an old Game-boy TV ad along those lines?

"More fun than a ferret down your pants" or something?


But in all seriousness, nothing can be more fun than a ferret down your pants. Not even old Game-Boy.
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Postby FunnyComic Lover on Wed Feb 02, 2005 4:20 pm

I beg to differ, what about TWO ferrets down your pants?
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Postby [Edit] on Wed Feb 02, 2005 4:31 pm

FunnyComic Lover wrote:I beg to differ, what about TWO ferrets down your pants?


Don't even joke about that kind of thing.
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Postby Meteuro on Thu Feb 10, 2005 5:20 am

FunnyComic Lover wrote:I beg to differ, what about TWO ferrets down your pants?


I thought no one could be happier than a man with two knives?
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Postby YarnIsland on Thu Feb 10, 2005 10:02 am

*holding two knives*

Yeah...yeah this is pretty sweet.
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Postby [Edit] on Thu Feb 10, 2005 12:04 pm

Your right Moe, your always Moe.
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Postby FunnyComic Lover on Thu Feb 10, 2005 11:11 pm

One thing i am sure isn't fun would be putting those two knives down your pants.

*shudder*
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Postby [Edit] on Thu Feb 10, 2005 11:52 pm

Uh-oh, now it seems you are such a man who speaks from experience.

What a sad, sad tale this has come to be.
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Postby YarnIsland on Thu Feb 10, 2005 11:55 pm

Just ow.
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Postby Psyonide on Fri Feb 11, 2005 7:30 am

He just said 'down your pants', not 'into your urethra at different angles'.
Although I do agree with the notion that Knife(s) + Penis = Ouch.
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Postby spinachdip on Fri Feb 11, 2005 2:00 pm

I know the last time I stuck knife in my penis I was tender the next day.

oh wait...I have a vagina...never mind
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Postby YarnIsland on Fri Feb 11, 2005 3:19 pm

Well then I guess the last time, was the last time.
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Postby Psyonide on Fri Feb 11, 2005 3:56 pm

Hehehe, nice work Yarn.
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Postby Khris on Fri Feb 11, 2005 8:48 pm

These boards are filled with far too many pop culture references, especially to cartoons on Fox.

Family Guy, Simpsons, and Futurama. And I get all of them. Aah!
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Postby FunnyComic Lover on Sat Feb 12, 2005 1:01 am

That truly is a great victory. Congratulations Khris.
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Postby Khris on Sat Feb 12, 2005 9:00 am

*bows*

My family would be proud that I'm so well-cultured.
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Postby YarnIsland on Sat Feb 12, 2005 10:07 am

Thanks Psy.
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