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Postby FunnyComic Lover on Sat Feb 05, 2005 3:16 am

Well good luck with that.
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Postby Meteuro on Sat Feb 05, 2005 7:14 am

I wish I had gender-defining genitals. All I got is this penis...
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Postby FunnyComic Lover on Sat Feb 05, 2005 8:30 pm

Here Here.
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Postby Khris on Sat Feb 05, 2005 9:02 pm

Meteuro wrote:I wish I had gender-defining genitals. All I got is this penis...


Are you sure it's not just an enlarged clitoris?
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Postby Psyonide on Sat Feb 05, 2005 9:39 pm

*ahem*

I believe the term you are looking for is 'sausage-sized clit', or for those who like to go beyond the realms of sausage, 'clitosaurus' (or clitosaurus rex for the feisty ones).
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Postby Khris on Sun Feb 06, 2005 2:25 pm

Clitosaurus. How intimidating.
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Postby Psyonide on Sun Feb 06, 2005 3:12 pm

I like to think of it as 'authoritive'
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Postby EventSpire on Sun Feb 06, 2005 6:45 pm

You gotta respect that.
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Postby ducky_worshiper on Sun Feb 06, 2005 6:56 pm

Or fear it....or do other fun things to it....erm...umm...yeah....
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Postby FunnyComic Lover on Sun Feb 06, 2005 8:34 pm

Is there any possibilty of a clitoceratops. Or a clitodactyl? Or even a clitodile.
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Postby [Edit] on Sun Feb 06, 2005 8:38 pm

I think it's awarded that title when said 'clitosaurus' gets peirced all rad like.
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Postby [Edit] on Sun Feb 06, 2005 8:42 pm

FunnyComic Lover wrote:Or a clitodactyl?


Yes, but only if you spell it 'pclitodactyl', or else the guys who put the 'b' in lamb will come after you.

PS. Damn you for editing your post after I posted mine. But it's all good, I recovered.
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Postby FunnyComic Lover on Sun Feb 06, 2005 9:02 pm

FunnyComic Lover wrote:Or even a clitodile.


Mwahaha, you can't stop me.
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Postby [Edit] on Sun Feb 06, 2005 9:08 pm

FunnyComic Lover wrote:Last edited by FunnyComic Lover on Mon Feb 07, 2005 12:59 am; edited 1 time in total


It seems you've aquired the mark of shame on your above post.

<shaking head> For shame.
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Postby Meteuro on Sun Feb 06, 2005 11:37 pm

Khris wrote:
Meteuro wrote:I wish I had gender-defining genitals. All I got is this penis...


Are you sure it's not just an enlarged clitoris?


Hmmm... No, penis. Had me guessing for a while, and as tempting as Clitosaurus is, it's definately a penis. I guess I'll just have to make do.
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Postby Khris on Sun Feb 06, 2005 11:41 pm

You'll do fine. As hard as it is to believe sometimes, it's still possible to get by with such a handicap in this matriarchal society.
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Postby Psyonide on Mon Feb 07, 2005 1:20 am

A penis is a disability? Sweet, let's all go and park in disabled spaces!
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Postby Khris on Mon Feb 07, 2005 12:47 pm

You have to be driving a phalically shaped car, though.
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Postby [Edit] on Mon Feb 07, 2005 2:00 pm

All the vaginal shaped cars still have to park waaay in the back, though.

Hahaha, suckers.
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Postby Psyonide on Mon Feb 07, 2005 4:02 pm

Khris wrote:You have to be driving a phalically shaped car, though.


Oh, OH! HOT-DOG MOBILE!
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Postby Khris on Mon Feb 07, 2005 8:06 pm

[Edit] wrote:All the vaginal shaped cars still have to park waaay in the back, though.

Hahaha, suckers.


Pfft, as if I care; I don't even drive.
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Postby [Edit] on Mon Feb 07, 2005 8:48 pm

I'm so drained right now, but your statement intruigued me, so I must ask; Why don't you drive?
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Postby YarnIsland on Mon Feb 07, 2005 9:36 pm

Oh you mean you haven't heard?

Well lets just say that "Ka-Boom" in her avatar has something to do with it.

And by something I mean its a picture of her car blowing up.
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Postby FunnyComic Lover on Mon Feb 07, 2005 10:29 pm

You astound me at how you can bring subjects back to Khris's Ka-boom avatar. Good job!
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Postby YarnIsland on Mon Feb 07, 2005 11:07 pm

Yeah, what is that like my 3rd or 4th time? What's up with that?
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