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Postby YarnIsland on Fri Feb 04, 2005 3:59 pm

I just meant to show that I am from a hot city with short winters. Like Brett said, he has 6 months of winter. In many cold places the winter drags out longer then winter. I wasn't saying the exact time of winter here or anywhere, I was just saying ours here is as short as possible.
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Postby eskimodora on Fri Feb 04, 2005 4:30 pm

Yeah, I know. I was just being a pain in the ass.

Well, *dusts off hands* I see my work here is done.
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Postby FunnyComic Lover on Fri Feb 04, 2005 6:15 pm

I would imagine a dessert state would be quite cool, all the topping an such.
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Postby YarnIsland on Fri Feb 04, 2005 10:37 pm

eskimodora wrote:Yeah, I know. I was just being a pain in the ass.

Well, *dusts off hands* I see my work here is done.


*shakes fists* Oh, you...!


FunnyComic Lover wrote:I would imagine a dessert state would be quite cool, all the topping an such.


A man who cannot spell burrito just pointed out a spelling error of mine.
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Postby Psyonide on Fri Feb 04, 2005 10:44 pm

TFBrett wrote:6 months of cold-as-fuck winter here. 2 months about of transition... and 2 months of summer, then 2 more of transition back into winter.


I want to move there! Winter is great, Summer can go and hang its head in shame for failing to seduce me with it's sweltery heat.
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Postby eskimodora on Fri Feb 04, 2005 11:52 pm

Dude, you have like.. 2 days of summer down there.
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Postby TFBrett on Sat Feb 05, 2005 12:46 am

I love the longer nights of winter.. But the cold is way too damn much for me sometimes.
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Postby Brady Kj on Sat Feb 05, 2005 1:51 pm

Yarn, Arizona has nothing that even resembles a winter. I looked up your weather right now, and you're having mid-spring/early-autumn weather, only a hell of a lot drier.

Minnesota and North Dakota have four-five months of winter, usually four. Summer is two months, and the other seasons are three months.
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Postby YarnIsland on Sat Feb 05, 2005 2:36 pm

YarnIsland wrote:So I like winter too. Rain, clouds, cool weather.


Yeah, I agree Brady. That's why I was kind enough to say what my winters are like. I didn't put hail, snow, blizzards, below zero temperatures or anything. I just put rain, clouds and cool weather. I never said my three months of winter was freezing cold and sucked, I actually enjoy it very much, as does everyone here. I was just showing that after the 3 months of nice winter weather, we have crap pretty much.

But I know what you're talking about for your winter, I was born in South Dakota and my friend here is from Minnesota so I have my stories and have heard quite a few too, and lemme tell you, it sucks.
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Postby screwloki on Sat Feb 05, 2005 4:00 pm

Seeing the comics back up is better than bad sex. I am happy.
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Postby EventSpire on Sat Feb 05, 2005 6:12 pm

I am so sick of winter. I'm moving to the vatican.
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Postby Brady Kj on Sat Feb 05, 2005 6:58 pm

I never said that I mind winters. I happen to like them. I have superior Norwegian blood in my veins, so I'm no pansy like you.

I just don't think the word "winter" fits the three months when Arizona is below room temperature.
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Postby FunnyComic Lover on Sat Feb 05, 2005 8:46 pm

You piss me off sometimes Brady, with all your... typing... and then your... posting of it.

You read me!
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Postby YarnIsland on Sat Feb 05, 2005 9:19 pm

Brady Kj wrote:I never said that I mind winters. I happen to like them. I have superior Norwegian blood in my veins, so I'm no pansy like you.

I just don't think the word "winter" fits the three months when Arizona is below room temperature.


Well it does, you see cause all these different places can have different winters with different temperature, its a crazy thing Brady, but you know, whatcha going do?
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Postby Psyonide on Sat Feb 05, 2005 9:45 pm

Use a doomsday device to harness the weather and turn the Earth into a giant snowball if his demands aren't met.
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Postby Brady Kj on Sun Feb 06, 2005 7:00 pm

No, I only want it to be a giant snowball from late November to early March. In June and July, I want all of Earth to be 90 degrees and humid. For God intended for the whole world to be like northern Minnesota and eastern North Dakota. He told me so in a dream.

I also need to flatten out all the mountains in the world, as well as eliminate the oceans. After that, I'll destroy all ungodly lifeforms such as kangaroos, armadillos, the French, and zebras, and replace them with proper creatures such as moose, beavers, and Norwegians.
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Postby FunnyComic Lover on Sun Feb 06, 2005 8:43 pm

I'll give ya 40 bucks to take out the wombats...

And another 30 for the possums.
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Postby YarnIsland on Sun Feb 06, 2005 9:14 pm

Thank you Brady, I need say no more.
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Postby Brady Kj on Mon Feb 07, 2005 4:37 pm

Gee whiz! I had no idea I'd have the opportunity to make a profit off of this! Let's see... I'll replace the wombats with ground hogs, and as for the possoms... let's see, they're tree critters, so every possom will be replaced with its weight in squirrels and chipmunks.
Well, FCL, if by "bucks" you mean either United States or Australian dollars, then give me 35 dollars up front, and then send me the other 35 when the job is done. Okay?

Who else has a particular animal, geological feature, or ethnic group they want eliminated? Larger primates will be replaced with Norwegians, Poles, Germans, and Swedes, whereas smaller primates will be replaced with squirrels and chipmunks. Most deerlike animals will be replaced with whitetails. Any particularly large animal such as an elephant, will be replaced with a buffalo or moose when available, but more often be replaced with a pick-up truck. Exceptions to the large animal rule are whales and any other water creature. They will be replaced with wall-eyes and other such fish.
Prices negotiable, but they have to be at least 25 U.S. dollars per extinction of nonendangered animals, and 15 dollars per endangered animal extinctions.
Individual mountains will be at least $3, but ask me for my Mountain Range Deal where I will eliminate a full range for $10-20.
Oceans will cost at least $150 each, with the exception of smaller oceans such as the Indian Ocean, which I will gladly destroy for the low low price of $70, but I get to keep the excess salt.

Any questions?

Oh, and Yarn, you're welcome.
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Postby YarnIsland on Mon Feb 07, 2005 4:40 pm

Great.
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Postby Brady Kj on Mon Feb 07, 2005 4:41 pm

[Oops. Double-post. The internet was working really slowly, so I hit submit a second time.]
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Postby YarnIsland on Mon Feb 07, 2005 4:42 pm

Great?
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Postby spinachdip on Mon Feb 07, 2005 7:53 pm

Brady Kj wrote:Who else has a particular animal, geological feature, or ethnic group they want eliminated?


Could you do something about the Dutch maybe? They have really been bothering me.
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Postby Brady Kj on Mon Feb 07, 2005 8:02 pm

spinachdip wrote:
Brady Kj wrote:Who else has a particular animal, geological feature, or ethnic group they want eliminated?


Could you do something about the Dutch maybe? They have really been bothering me.

Are they endangered?

I had no idea god's work would be so profitable! Already I'll be making at least $85! Um... How does a cost of $30 sound to you? That way I'll be a hundredaire, and could either retire or squander it all on beer.

Besides, the Dutch are in high demand for killing. I don't know why; I find them amusing.
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Postby [Edit] on Mon Feb 07, 2005 8:55 pm

Brady Kj wrote:Who else has a particular animal, geological feature, or ethnic group they want eliminated?


I'm definatly going to need something in the ways of the destruction of at least one of the schisms of christianity, one of the really obsurd ones. That plus all and any people who think its cool to add random japanese words into english sentences. They must go. Don't worry, though, I pay well for such precise workmanship.
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