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Postby [Edit] on Sat Mar 19, 2005 3:48 pm

Die Harder!
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Postby Psyonide on Sat Mar 19, 2005 4:54 pm

Die Hard 2 is a filthy blotch on the ood Die Hard name. That and Die Hard Vendetta, the failed and shitty FPS.
Terrible stuff.
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Postby Meteuro on Sat Mar 19, 2005 6:39 pm

Die Hard: With a Vengeance is my favourite.

Didn't Bruce Willis force the crew to go back on every frame of Die Hard 2 and colour where he's balding?
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Postby Psyonide on Sat Mar 19, 2005 6:53 pm

I doubt it.
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Postby Meteuro on Sat Mar 19, 2005 7:14 pm

Moral of the story: Teachers lie.
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Postby Khris on Sat Mar 19, 2005 9:35 pm

In 2003, we got to watch TBS play Die Hard 2 while we decorated our Giftmas tree.

Of course, TBS is mega on the censorship scale, so the little tag line of "Yippy kai-yay, motherfucker" had to be dubbed over as "Yippy kai-yay Mr. Falcon".

And to this day, my family still uses "Mr. Falcon" as a substitute for when we feel like swearing.
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Postby Meteuro on Sat Mar 19, 2005 10:16 pm

That is brilliant.

I am currently crying tears.

Tears of brilliance.
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Postby Psyonide on Sun Mar 20, 2005 1:21 am

Golden!

If only you had a neighbour by the name of Mr. Falcon who'd pop his head in through a window everytime someone said it. Then all you'd need is a live audience and hijinx of the comic variety would surely ensue.
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Postby Khris on Sun Mar 20, 2005 2:28 pm

If I ever do meet a Mr. Falcon, I will in fact fall over trying to retain laughter.

I should look up that last name in the customer database at my work...then put a note in his file that says "Yippy kai-yay"
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Postby Psyonide on Sun Mar 20, 2005 3:07 pm

Sweet :D
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Postby EventSpire on Sun Mar 20, 2005 7:21 pm

TBS... Oh man, that is one genius network.
This next claim is rumour and heresay. I heard it from some palooka up reliable street.

On TBS, they were showing Striptease. Those of you who of that movie, no, strike that, anyone who knows what a striptease is, knows it is a rather racy movie. With nudity, no less. And so what these cats did is they digitally edited, with computers, and keyboards, clothes onto the woman/women/whatever during the naked time. Is that not rediculous/outrageous?!
TBS is a disgrace to TV. Thinking about it has made me mad.
I watched the Truman show today, though. I like that movie.
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Postby Khris on Sun Mar 20, 2005 10:56 pm

I think TBS just needs to figure out what kind of movies it should play. I mean, cable channels here in Canada can show nudity after a certain hour of the evening as long as they put a warning ahead of it,
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Postby FunnyComic Lover on Mon Mar 21, 2005 12:10 am

Must. Travel. To Canada.
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Postby YarnIsland on Mon Mar 21, 2005 12:17 am

F-that FCL, I got all the nudity you want right here baby!

*parties*
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Postby FunnyComic Lover on Mon Mar 21, 2005 1:19 am

Fa sho!

*dances*
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Postby Psyonide on Mon Mar 21, 2005 4:10 am

FCL, you get nudity on cable TV here too...
You also get nudity on Free-to-air TV here too...
You also get more nudity than you could shake a stick at (I'm sure there's a masturbation joke in that) on the Internet...

I mean, really.
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Postby mithril721 on Mon Mar 21, 2005 12:20 pm

Part of Die Hard With a Vengeance was filmed where I live. The part with the bridge... that's our bridge. Although now they're building a new one so that one wont be there much longer.

And besides the Mr. Falcon thing, another one of my favorite TV dubs, I think it's TBS.. is in Fallen. Toward the end, in the big confrontational scene, he is supposed to say "Fuck you, motherfucker!" But they dubbed over it to say "Forget you, my friend!" Much less effective...
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Postby EventSpire on Mon Mar 21, 2005 1:34 pm

Khris wrote:I think TBS just needs to figure out what kind of movies it should play. I mean, cable channels here in Canada can show nudity after a certain hour of the evening as long as they put a warning ahead of it,


On City TV they show soft core porn. The good kind.
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Postby Psyonide on Mon Mar 21, 2005 2:46 pm

mithril721 wrote:Part of Die Hard With a Vengeance was filmed where I live. The part with the bridge... that's our bridge. Although now they're building a new one so that one wont be there much longer.

Boo! How dare they remove that vital pice of Die Hard history?
The dastards!

And besides the Mr. Falcon thing, another one of my favorite TV dubs, I think it's TBS.. is in Fallen. Toward the end, in the big confrontational scene, he is supposed to say "Fuck you, motherfucker!" But they dubbed over it to say "Forget you, my friend!" Much less effective...

That's awesome =)
I'd like to imagine that the people in charge of over-dubbing at this TBS place are doing their work with a bit of sly, tongue-in-cheek humour... although I doubt it.
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Postby Khris on Mon Mar 21, 2005 5:56 pm

You can say "shit" on Canadian telelvision any time past 8, I think, and a lot of shows (on the CBC no less) do that freely.
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Postby mithril721 on Tue Mar 22, 2005 1:13 pm

Psyonide wrote:Boo! How dare they remove that vital pice of Die Hard history? The dastards!


Well... it's been deemed rather unsafe for quite some time. Now they're building a huge monstrosity of a bridge... I don't like it as well. What I'm still waiting for is to see how they're going to get rid of the old bridge... I guess they have to somehow take it apart piece by piece and take and dump it offshore somewhere. I think that's the plan, anyway....
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Postby EventSpire on Tue Mar 22, 2005 1:47 pm

Why not just crash something into it?
Like an airplane?
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Postby Psyonide on Tue Mar 22, 2005 2:44 pm

Because that would be fun, and we wouldn't want that!

Fun, and mildly offensive... largely offensive... someone would get lynched because of it.
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Postby mithril721 on Tue Mar 22, 2005 3:41 pm

And the airplane might run into the fancy new bridge.. which is being constructed next to/above the old one. And then all the debris would fall into the channel clogging up our precious port so those humongous container ships couldn't get in....
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