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Postby EventSpire on Wed Jan 05, 2005 6:35 pm

Okay you raging bulldykes, who wants a rap off?

I soil MCs like you soil britches.
Give me a glove so's I can smack some bitches.
Some punk named scud said my rhymes was wack
So I took out my Glock and then I shot him in the back
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Postby YarnIsland on Wed Jan 05, 2005 7:52 pm

yo my names lazy d and i dont give a damn
you all wanna know it so i gotsta the master plan
i'll move to the left and i'll move to the right
I'll say if you wanna mess with me yo you'll get in a fight.

shit dawg.
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Postby FunnyComic Lover on Wed Jan 05, 2005 9:05 pm

YarnIsland wrote:
Psyonide wrote:That was a pretty weak effort... not even a chorus!


It's not like I'm asking for a lot. I mean, just a song with a chorus. Man. Talk about a let down. I no longer idolize FunnyComic Lover.


No No, that wasnt it, no way, my real song will be much better, i promise.
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Postby FunnyComic Lover on Wed Jan 05, 2005 9:10 pm

sick of the bitches and the games they plays
gangsta enemies want to push me back again
here they come running wanting me up on that shit
whatever shit they say
whomever niggaz they betray
whenever they're awake it makes me sick of wat them dudes say

nigger whaaat!!
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Postby EventSpire on Thu Jan 06, 2005 10:28 am

Psyonide runs in yelling "call the police!"
I kick him in the face like "negro, pleeease!"
YarnIsland's in a tree talking shit to my crew
So I cap him like a sick dog and that bitch was through

It's switchboard, that ill villain with a parrot on his shoulder
Your skin gets cold while my rhymes get colder
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Postby YarnIsland on Thu Jan 06, 2005 1:51 pm

I take a shot in the gut and I yell out from pain
Shit starts to go black and Event does it again
Two caps in the stomache and no more can be had
Yarn's gotta push out Spire like a played out fad

He pulls out a gat before it all goes blank
and points it at that little pussed out skank
The gun is pointed and the triggers pulled
Event was put in his place like his ass was told.
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Postby EventSpire on Thu Jan 06, 2005 1:59 pm

Switch jumps in the mosh pit with triggers pulled tight
Clubbed Yarn on the head and knocked out his lights
This story's messed up, nobody's got it straight
Except it happened at Jack's between seven and eight.

I shot two kids as they ran for the door
The music stopped and all these cats dropped to the floor
I says "My name's Switchy-B and I get respect"
Your cash and rubies is what I expect.

FunnyComic's digging deep and he don't pull out shit
I count to ten, I lose it, and declare "that's it!"
I throw him longways into a dusty jukebox
And I take the coins and put on something that rocks.
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Postby YarnIsland on Thu Jan 06, 2005 5:03 pm

Let me borrow this time to take the mic away
You say you got flowing rhymes, I just say that their gay.
I scratch it up once and I throw in a beat
Shit when I'm done with you man you'll be taking your seat.

Cause I'm the sickest mic jammer with the master plan
When I'm rocking the mic all the ladies gonna jam.
Events got the skills but he dont got the style
I figured I can just sit here and wait awhile.

But he still doesn't get it cause he's such a fool
The only thing people call him is a sucker tool.
So I stand up and declare that his time is done
I choke his ass down and then theres no more fun.
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Postby EventSpire on Thu Jan 06, 2005 7:21 pm

Spell "they're" as "their" and you'll quickly see
That you lose every bit of credability
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Postby YarnIsland on Thu Jan 06, 2005 8:27 pm

Haha, you got me, nice catch.

*tips hat*
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Postby FunnyComic Lover on Thu Jan 06, 2005 11:37 pm

We should make a thread for this, you two especially, them some sweet as rhymes.
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Postby Stephen Brooks on Sat Jan 08, 2005 2:40 pm

OK, great. Having just come from a thread in which someone mis-spelt "where", I find FunnyComic Lover has once again raised the bar for idiocy. He can't tell the difference between his ass and a preposition.
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Postby FunnyComic Lover on Sat Jan 08, 2005 5:56 pm

I know every little bit of difference between my ass and a preposition, and plus that was stupid and un-needed, either slap yourself or allow me to.
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