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PostPosted: Sat Nov 20, 2004 5:12 pm
by Psyonide
YarnIsland wrote:As great as I am sure the benefits are to be Event's sidekick, I am not, I just chose his side this time.

Shhh... it's ok, just let them bitch-slap each other a bit longer. When they're done you can pounce on whichever battered woman you please.

Mmm... battered women... sounds delicious!

PostPosted: Sat Nov 20, 2004 6:51 pm
by EventSpire
I may be battered, but my womb is still flourescent.

PostPosted: Sat Nov 20, 2004 7:18 pm
by surroundedbyidiots
yep, event is the battered pregnant girlfriend to my bear stained wife beater no good muscle bound drunk of a boyfriend. having a vagina must suck.

P.S. i got way too much fun out of this one, way more than any of you are likely to get. hoopla.

PostPosted: Sun Nov 21, 2004 8:48 am
by EventSpire
Yes, it is all surroundedbyidiots grand master plan, the guy who said tools can get screwed and who is stained by a bear.

PostPosted: Sun Nov 21, 2004 10:34 am
by phantomdog
oh man... stained by a bear... that just left alot of dirty pictures in my head... and yet it still leaves me wondering...

any who... about this whole arguement... why are you taking all your time to spell check peoples posts event? dont you have other things to do? so people mack mistakes... youll find alot in mine... like i dont use puncuation... and i dont spell everything rite... i realy dont care... and you shouldnt either...

PostPosted: Sun Nov 21, 2004 4:20 pm
by EventSpire
How is noticing a mistake spell checking? I read it over, and look, he mispelled beer as bear. Yeah, there's 4 hours of my life gone. Yeah, all my time is spent here. I sit here all day and refresh every 10 seconds in the hope that angry zucchini hits on me some more. You're the new detective of the forum; no, no, you're a priest, because you have the constitution to tell me my life is faulty. You are able to tell me what I should do because you have touched god and seen the light. You're the one who isn't getting involved in this petty thing and spending all your time curing cancer and debating Stephen Hawking. So you're not a priest, you're a genius. Who'd have thought they could make a dog a genius? It's only 2004. By 2010 they'll have you as president.

PostPosted: Sun Nov 21, 2004 5:57 pm
by surroundedbyidiots
you apparently have never seen the screw in the form other than that thing that looks like a cooky nail. Screws come in many forms, including one that is used to open wine bottles. so i wasn't wrong for saying it's a tool, you fool. and quit being a total ass to that phantom guy, he just pointed out how anal you are and u gotta tear his open about it. pfft.

PostPosted: Sun Nov 21, 2004 6:26 pm
by EventSpire
You said a tool can be screwed. Doesn't a spiral corkscrew do the screwing? Doesn't a screwdriver do the screwing? The screw, or cork, is what gets screwed, the person is what does the screwing, but the tool is the middle device. Now, you can gamble and say that maybe the tool operates itself and I am the screw, but then you'd be a tool and I'd just be a bolt getting screwed. If you're looking for a lose:lose scenario, you can have it. I, personally, don't entertain that idea.

PostPosted: Mon Nov 22, 2004 12:31 am
by phantomdog
no event... pointing out one mistake is fine... but when you make every other post about it? thats just pittyfull... you may think you are being clever but its jst becoming sad...

PostPosted: Mon Nov 22, 2004 5:32 am
by I Love Lloyd
I like Eventspire.



And chocolate.








Picking out mistakes is fun and you'd do it too, if you were any good at it.

PostPosted: Mon Nov 22, 2004 1:27 pm
by YarnIsland
One time....I ate a whole apple pie.

PostPosted: Mon Nov 22, 2004 2:01 pm
by EventSpire
phantomdog wrote:no event... pointing out one mistake is fine... but when you make every other post about it? thats just pittyfull... you may think you are being clever but its jst becoming sad...


And how is picking out every instance where I do one thing any different?

And furthermore, prove to me that i do this, because I don't recall this being a consistent thing. I do it to surroundedbyidiots because he was on the offensive with it, as usual, and I thought it was good to take him down a few pegs. Now he is climbing down all by himself.
One last thing:
"I may think I am being clever". Develop the won tons to say "You think you're being clever". Make it a sharp statement like that so then I can smack it away and feel good.

PostPosted: Mon Nov 22, 2004 2:07 pm
by I Love Lloyd
I need an avatar. I am avatarless. Where, oh where can I get an avatar? I try and make them, I really do, and I get it down to the 100 pixels but that whole file size thing SCREWS me everytime.

signed,
Without An Avatar
(formerly known as I Love Lloyd)

PostPosted: Mon Nov 22, 2004 5:35 pm
by surroundedbyidiots
EventSpire wrote:Now, you can gamble and say that maybe the tool operates itself and I am the screw, but then you'd be a tool and I'd just be a bolt getting screwed. If you're looking for a lose:lose scenario, you can have it. I, personally, don't entertain that idea.


I finally figured it out. Event's that kid you would play with when you were five with all your friends, and everyone would decide to play super heroes or whatever. everyone would pick out their powers and fight each other, and he was that one kid who never let you win. He would always come up with some reason why he couldn't be beaten. you'd be like "I blasted you!" and he' be like, "No i have shields!" then youd be like "ok i use my shield breaking laser" then he'd be like "no i have anti shield breaking laser shields". that's what it is. i'm so glad i finally came upon this realization, it makes it even easier not to take anything he says seriously.

PostPosted: Mon Nov 22, 2004 5:56 pm
by YarnIsland
oh boy

PostPosted: Mon Nov 22, 2004 5:59 pm
by EventSpire
surroundedbyidiots wrote:
I finally figured it out. Event's that kid you would play with when you were five with all your friends, and everyone would decide to play super heroes or whatever. everyone would pick out their powers and fight each other, and he was that one kid who never let you win. He would always come up with some reason why he couldn't be beaten. you'd be like "I blasted you!" and he' be like, "No i have shields!" then youd be like "ok i use my shield breaking laser" then he'd be like "no i have anti shield breaking laser shields". that's what it is. i'm so glad i finally came upon this realization, it makes it even easier not to take anything he says seriously.


You stole my manner of speaking too. This is genius. I never decided to take it seriously, until Phantomdog came in and said something that irked me. I feel that I have to address what he says because I think he/she is wrong. You, on the other hand, I could care less about. yeah, we got the whole screw versus tool thing going, ha ha, how rediculous. That doesn't bother me, but Phantomdog does, because he, or she (I'll say he simply because it is one letter shorter) decided to play the mock role model and say what I should do, what my life is like, and my character is less than his. That I don't like. Your whole metaphor thing doesn't make much sense, because the way an arguement works is I say something that tries to defeat what you said. I am not making shit up. If you think I am wrong, tell me. You think a screwdriver doesn't screw things? I'd love to hear it. But don't just say I am like a kid making shit up if you can't say why my shield doesn't beat your laser.

PostPosted: Mon Nov 22, 2004 6:47 pm
by Psyonide
I Love Lloyd wrote:I need an avatar. I am avatarless. Where, oh where can I get an avatar? I try and make them, I really do, and I get it down to the 100 pixels but that whole file size thing SCREWS me everytime.

signed,
Without An Avatar
(formerly known as I Love Lloyd)


Being the generous soul that I am, here is an Avatar just for you:
Image

PostPosted: Mon Nov 22, 2004 7:58 pm
by I Love Lloyd
I am now the coolest person alive.

Look at it! It's a pair of pants!








Psyonide, you are my god.

PostPosted: Mon Nov 22, 2004 9:30 pm
by TFBrett
Having no avatar is like raging against the machine. I am the MiH forum's counter culture. I feed off of your resentment.

PostPosted: Mon Nov 22, 2004 9:42 pm
by Psyonide
Now testify!

I Love Lloyd wrote:Psyonide, you are my god.


Your God is currently scratching himself.

PostPosted: Mon Nov 22, 2004 9:44 pm
by YarnIsland
Oh. Hey Lloyd...

Do you have a best friend...?

Cause, you know...I am available..

PostPosted: Mon Nov 22, 2004 10:41 pm
by eskimodora
before you become best friends, you have to have a sleepover together in the living room watching chick flicks.

PostPosted: Mon Nov 22, 2004 10:46 pm
by TFBrett
You're only truly cool if you're counter-cultural, and my lack of an avatar makes me a representative of the counter-culture. And the fact that I've become aware of it makes me an icon. God, I'm fucking awesome.

PostPosted: Mon Nov 22, 2004 10:57 pm
by eskimodora
oh look, a pin.

how convenient.

i think this shall be the tool i will use to deflate brett's head.

PostPosted: Mon Nov 22, 2004 11:09 pm
by Padriac
I prefer to think of myself as lazy rather than "counter-cultural"