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should i eat this ham?

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Postby YarnIsland on Wed Nov 17, 2004 6:38 pm

I am being treated badly.

And all I wanted to do was get a George Foreman Grill..

PS- you may have burnt my car seats, but know this. i had to get new ones and they cost a lot. and they didn't have the design i wanted. and that makes me sad.
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Postby EventSpire on Wed Nov 17, 2004 7:29 pm

surroundedbyidiots wrote:tbe 1% is the percent of people who wasted their votes on indie parties. here's to the death of the emo movement. hip hip hurray.


I'm going to assume you meant "hip hop hooray"
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Postby surroundedbyidiots on Wed Nov 17, 2004 7:29 pm

There's no fun in, uh...seat buying! there is NO FUN IN SEAT BUYING!!!!!
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Postby YarnIsland on Wed Nov 17, 2004 7:41 pm

Surroundedbyidiots is an angry man.

...

Hello EventSpire. How are you?
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Postby EventSpire on Thu Nov 18, 2004 12:44 pm

Alright, here comes surroundedbyidiots, fists raised and guns blazing. Here it comes, a new Angry Zucchini, sans the terrifying homosexual winks.
Is there anyone who has been here longer than me? Was surroundedbyidiots always angry or is this something new?
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Postby YarnIsland on Thu Nov 18, 2004 2:47 pm

Psyonide? Didn't you two join up in the same month, or am I mistaken? You two seem to be the oldest members (not age, but time here) here. You have 11 months on me easily I believe. Everyone else seems to have just joined. I was back in July, so I have a few months, but nothing worth talking about.

I think surroundedbyidiots sudden anger was caused by lack of attention to himself and so he had to change his ways to be noticed. I don't think he's always been like that.

Hey what happen to Angry Zucchini anyways? He shows up after a four week abscence, posts once, and then disapeers again. What a tease.
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Postby Scud422 on Thu Nov 18, 2004 5:00 pm

Three friends check into a motel for the night and the clerk tells them the bill is $30, payable in advance. So, they each pay the clerk $10 and go to their room. A few minutes later, the clerk realizes he has made an error and overcharged the trio by $5. He asks the bellhop to return $5 to the 3 friends who had just checked in. The bellhop sees this as an opportunity to make $2 as he reasons that the three friends would have a tough time dividing $5 evenly among them; so he decides to tell them that the clerk made a mistake of only $3, giving a dollar back to each of the friends. He pockets the leftover $2 and goes home for the day! Now, each of the three friends gets a dollar back, thus they each paid $9 for the room which is a total of $27 for the night. We know the bellhop pocketed $2 and adding that to the $27, you get $29, not $30 which was originally spent. Where did the other dollar go?
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Postby YarnIsland on Thu Nov 18, 2004 5:26 pm

Bravo Scud!! I love that one. My dad told me that one back in 7th grade and I just sat in awe at it. I haven't heard it since then and you have just caused nastalgia for me, thank you sir.

Yay!
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Postby surroundedbyidiots on Thu Nov 18, 2004 7:50 pm

EventSpire wrote:Was surroundedbyidiots always angry or is this something new?


YarnIsland wrote:I think surroundedbyidiots sudden anger was caused by lack of attention to himself and so he had to change his ways to be noticed. I don't think he's always been like that.


Clearly none of you got my A League of Their Own reference you twits. TOM HANK'S BEST ROLE EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :o :o :o
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Postby YarnIsland on Thu Nov 18, 2004 11:55 pm

I liked Tom Hanks in Forest Gump. Oh and in Terminal.

I like "A League of Their Own," but have not seen it in many, many years.

Wasn't Rosy O'Donall in it? And some other girl, whom I think I had a crush on way back when..
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Postby EventSpire on Fri Nov 19, 2004 12:49 pm

surroundedbyidiots wrote:
EventSpire wrote:Was surroundedbyidiots always angry or is this something new?


YarnIsland wrote:I think surroundedbyidiots sudden anger was caused by lack of attention to himself and so he had to change his ways to be noticed. I don't think he's always been like that.


Clearly none of you got my A League of Their Own reference you twits. TOM HANK'S BEST ROLE EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :o :o :o


That first sentence you said was badly constructed.
And I wasn't referring to your lame reference.
And if I got the reference I wouldn't say anything about it.
And if I was rich I'd buy you out.
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Postby surroundedbyidiots on Fri Nov 19, 2004 4:50 pm

This last post you put up. It said absolutely nothing. in essence, it was a waste of everyone's time. Don't get on my ass about grammar. You are fully aware I've never cared about it. You should be dipped in liquid hot candy cane juice. it's a seasonal torture.
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Postby EventSpire on Fri Nov 19, 2004 5:31 pm

Okay, a waste of time. Since you want to be anally technical about it, you are compounding on the waste of time by addressing it. I am insulted that you'd say something like that as if it had any meaning.

"Yeah, I'm a loser, but I don't care about losing" is essentially what you are saying in defense.
And to top it off you rip off something I would have said like a month ago, except that it packs no punch. I get it now: Surroundedbyidiots is retro EventSpire.
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Postby surroundedbyidiots on Fri Nov 19, 2004 7:05 pm

I hope the effort you took to lay all that out was satisfying to you. as you are likely to get more satisfaction out of saying it than anyone else will out of reading it. good for you, another biting and poignant post. tac one up for the ever dominating event. huzzah. whoopie.
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Postby I Love Lloyd on Fri Nov 19, 2004 8:47 pm

This last post you put up. It said absolutely nothing. in essence, it was a waste of everyone's time. Don't get on my ass about grammar. You are fully aware I've never cared about it. You should be dipped in liquid hot candy cane juice. it's a seasonal torture.


No actual grammatical errors in the above post, or much of the posts afterwards, which leads me to conclude that Eventspire's post got to surroundedbyidiots quite effectively and therefore his sentence about not caring is null, void, vetoed by Senate. Though the punctuation errors are quite obvious, more use of the wonderful comma is necessary, and I should be capitalized when referring to ones self. He even went far enough as to gives everyone's an apostrophy to make it possesive. Well done.









Now, carry on.
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Postby TFBrett on Fri Nov 19, 2004 10:20 pm

Shut up, you pussies. Find something real to argue about, like politics, or whose penis is bigger, eh?
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Postby YarnIsland on Fri Nov 19, 2004 11:35 pm

My friend was telling me about how her math teacher grades her on spelling.

I mean, wtf is that about?

Its math!

And on Event's side, his "biting and poignant posts" are just that because he is a smart man and knows what to say and how to say it, which is a good thing to do. He'd be able to argue on something and then totally flip sides on it and still perfectly argue it. It's called education and maturity, and I see nothing wrong with that. Sure grammar and sentence structure don't count for much here, but it still tells a lot about the person in how they use it. Surrounded doesn't use it, and Event does, therefore Event seems like a much more respectable and mature person.

Oh and thats all. I don't hate you surroundedbyidiots, I think a lot of the things you say are funny, but if you want to say something about me and maybe set me on fire, by all means, please do.
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Postby eskimodora on Sat Nov 20, 2004 12:00 am

what on earth do you have to spell in maths?
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Postby EventSpire on Sat Nov 20, 2004 9:29 am

surroundedbyidiots wrote:I hope the effort you took to lay all that out was satisfying to you. as you are likely to get more satisfaction out of saying it than anyone else will out of reading it. good for you, another biting and poignant post. tac one up for the ever dominating event. huzzah. whoopie.


I love this guy, I really do. Everything amounts to: "Whatever you say is a waste of time". He's just like a sitcom. I can feel comfortable saying anything because I know what's coming.
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Postby YarnIsland on Sat Nov 20, 2004 10:24 am

eskimodora wrote:what on earth do you have to spell in maths?


She said all the different formula names and what not. Like the "Pythagorium theory" and "square root property" etc. etc.

It is pretty pathetic, I am glad I don't have that teacher.
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Postby surroundedbyidiots on Sat Nov 20, 2004 10:49 am

I Love Lloyd wrote:No actual grammatical errors in the above post, or much of the posts afterwards, which leads me to conclude that Eventspire's post got to surroundedbyidiots quite effectively and therefore his sentence about not caring is null, void, vetoed by Senate.



the post you commented on here was built as a parody of eventspire's bullet sentence post just before it. you missed that, but thats ok. if it makes you feel better you can comment on the grammatical errors here, as i left several for your enjoyment.

TFBrett wrote:Shut up, you pussies. Find something real to argue about, like politics, or whose penis is bigger, eh?


brett this is the best thing i can ever remember you saying. ever. great work, your promoted. 10% raise.

EventSpire wrote:He's just like a sitcom. I can feel comfortable saying anything because I know what's coming.


Don't start with that garbage, we already had the "pointing out something's cliche is pointless" talk. Just to remind you, everything's cliche, so quit pointing it out you tubby bald critic.

and finally... don't worry yarnisland your face will not be scorched this time. I'm now fully aware that you have decided to make yourself the robin to event's batman.
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Postby EventSpire on Sat Nov 20, 2004 12:55 pm

I don't know where tubby bald critic came from, but that all seemed pretty defensive. How is everything a cliche? It sounds like there's some kind of personal value behind that statement.
And, wait, how was me pointing out that you were being an idiot a cliche? I think you have your facts mixed up.
So, here we are: Surroundedbyidiots is the old eventspire, and I am the current eventspire. In a month, surroundedbyidiots will become the nice guy because he'll realize he is a tool. And by that time I'll be off in Paris in the car rock and roll made.
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Postby surroundedbyidiots on Sat Nov 20, 2004 2:48 pm

hmm, think you've got your insults a bit mixed up. So your saying you've been a tool all this time? if i'm the old you and i'm a tool that means you've spent ur whole life being a tool. try to limit yourself to one degrading comment at a time or you might find yourself getting screwed, much like the tool.
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Postby EventSpire on Sat Nov 20, 2004 4:10 pm

surroundedbyidiots wrote:hmm, think you've got your insults a bit mixed up. So your saying you've been a tool all this time? if i'm the old you and i'm a tool that means you've spent ur whole life being a tool. try to limit yourself to one degrading comment at a time or you might find yourself getting screwed, much like the tool.


What I was during the point I am referring to is not what I was my whole life. I was not that way in elementary school, the womb, or yesterday.

A tool doesn't get screwed. A tool does the screwing.
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Postby YarnIsland on Sat Nov 20, 2004 4:46 pm

surroundedbyidiots wrote:and finally... don't worry yarnisland your face will not be scorched this time. I'm now fully aware that you have decided to make yourself the robin to event's batman.


So I am his sidekick just because I took his side? How about I read both view's of this petty argument and agreed with Event's so I therefore chose to post opposing you. It could have been anyone else posting, and I would have sided with them, and if a situation ever came up where Event and I had opposing views, then so be it. As great as I am sure the benefits are to be Event's sidekick, I am not, I just chose his side this time.

And like I said, I have nothing against you, the point system and lighting of car seats is humourus to me, I enjoy reading them, but this time I chose to side against you.

Okay.
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