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should i eat this ham?

yes
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56%
uhh... sure...
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Postby Scud422 on Sun Nov 14, 2004 3:24 pm

Padriac wrote:I HATE HAM

I think Padriac is a Jew.
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Postby Brady Kj on Sun Nov 14, 2004 5:21 pm

Scud422 wrote:
Padriac wrote:I HATE HAM

I think Padriac is a Jew.

No, there are no Jews in Alberta. Just like there's no Asians in Alberta. He thought he was an Asian earlier, but I informed him that he must be mistaken (as there are no Asians in Alberta) and that he must be an Indian.
But I think he's having trouble accepting his heritage. Understandable, of course, if you compare these two theoretical conversations between him and a girl (assuming he likes girls):

Padriac: Hi, I'm Asian.
Girl: Wow! You must be, like, really smart! Your member's probably small, but I still want to go out with you!

or

Padriac: Hi, I'm an Indian.
Girl: Eeww! Go back to the reservation! Oh, and you smell!

Of course, girls reactions would vary depending on their region, but this is how I figure an Albertan girl would react. Padriac could have better luck with his Indianness if he moved elsewhere.

Padriac: Hi I'm an Indian.
New York girl: You're not from India! You don't smell like a cab, so you're not from India! *of course she would really say this with excessive swear words, but I'm writing in an edited form*
Padriac: No, I'm a First Nation's Person, what you people down here call a Native American.
NY girl: There's no such thing as a Native American! You watch too many Cowboy movies!
Padriac: Yes there is.
NY girl: Is not!
Padriac: Is so!
*20 minutes of arguing later*
NY girl: Wow! You're a real live Indian! That is the coolest thing I have ever heard of, and I live in New York where all the cool things happen! Let's have sex, NOW!!!
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Postby EventSpire on Sun Nov 14, 2004 6:04 pm

That 20 year joke could have been told in 2 days.
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Postby I Love Lloyd on Sun Nov 14, 2004 8:09 pm

And even then it wouldn't be worth the effort or attention...
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Postby YarnIsland on Sun Nov 14, 2004 10:17 pm

Gosh, gotta give him credit for typing it out right?

Oh wait...no.

Or maybe a little...?
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Postby Brady Kj on Mon Nov 15, 2004 1:50 pm

I think I deserve credit for going through all that trouble, when I knew the joke wasn't worth it. It shows that I have a lot of perseverance stickwithitness. If I can do THAT MUCH work on something so useless, imagine how much effort I can put forth for something good.

Hell, I think I should put that joke on my resume.
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Postby EventSpire on Mon Nov 15, 2004 2:56 pm

Stickwithitness? Ewwwww.
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Postby Brady Kj on Mon Nov 15, 2004 8:26 pm

EventSpire wrote:Stickwithitness? Ewwwww.


No, I mean the other stickwithitness. The clean definition of stickwithitness.
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Postby TFBrett on Mon Nov 15, 2004 8:33 pm

I dislike whiny treaty-protected drunk slummer indians. :(
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Postby surroundedbyidiots on Mon Nov 15, 2004 8:46 pm

tfbrett, served with two scoops of barrel bottomy goodness.
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Postby saosin on Tue Nov 16, 2004 12:11 pm

"Stickwithitness" is just an ugly, ugly word.
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Postby YarnIsland on Tue Nov 16, 2004 4:26 pm

whatchamacallit
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Postby EventSpire on Tue Nov 16, 2004 6:46 pm

Brady Kj wrote:
EventSpire wrote:Stickwithitness? Ewwwww.


No, I mean the other stickwithitness. The clean definition of stickwithitness.


No, it was as in "Ewwww, I can't believe you said that instead of persistence, or a real word that sounds good".
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Postby I Love Lloyd on Tue Nov 16, 2004 8:49 pm

Stickwithitness? Ewwwww.


Being of course that you made it completely obvious.

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Postby Padriac on Wed Nov 17, 2004 12:24 am

Ok I'm native you got me, and I'll admit...I love sleeping in ditches, but not as much as I love building teepees and scalping foes
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Postby phantomdog on Wed Nov 17, 2004 1:07 am

you guys notice that there is 1% missing from the poll?? 51% say yes and 41% say yea... sure... the equils 99% what happened to the other one percent? i want to know... im gonna be up all night wondering about this... is that one percent a person that doesnt care if i ate the poisoned ham or not? that person is gonna rot in canada... only cuz hell is so much better lol
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Postby eskimodora on Wed Nov 17, 2004 1:16 am

you're a nerd.
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Postby YarnIsland on Wed Nov 17, 2004 9:48 am

I do agree that he is a nerd, but I have to admit I am curious as to where that 1% has gone. And by that I mean it went no where and is most likely a glitch, I still think its funny.

And that's about it.
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Postby EventSpire on Wed Nov 17, 2004 12:48 pm

51 + 41 = 92
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Postby YarnIsland on Wed Nov 17, 2004 3:06 pm

When I read his post I just looked straight up to the poll results and saw 61% and 38% and I added those two up, which actually do equal 99%. I didn't even notice his math was wrong because I didn't bother to add his up, as I added the newers results.

What that says about PhantomDog? I don't know. But he also said 'equils'. And as much as I know a comic forum doesn't care about spelling, it still has to mean something in the case at hand.
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Postby surroundedbyidiots on Wed Nov 17, 2004 5:46 pm

tbe 1% is the percent of people who wasted their votes on indie parties. here's to the death of the emo movement. hip hip hurray.
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Postby YarnIsland on Wed Nov 17, 2004 6:24 pm

tbe?! more like wtf? AMIRITE?

And look at your signature, there's like three feet of space after it! I don't know man, you seem to be a pretty big stupid face.
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Postby surroundedbyidiots on Wed Nov 17, 2004 6:26 pm

you clearly posted your two responses in the wrong sections. you crying should have been posted here, as emo kids are whiney bitches that cry a lot, whereas this post applies to me making fun of your spacing, which took place in a different thread.

for this clear display of insolence and foolishness i set your car seats ablaze.
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Postby YarnIsland on Wed Nov 17, 2004 6:31 pm

oh and i was having fun with this too. shame its over now.
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Postby surroundedbyidiots on Wed Nov 17, 2004 6:35 pm

There's no fun in forum posting! there is NO FUN IN FORUM POSTING!!!!!
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