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Postby TFBrett on Sat Dec 11, 2004 10:49 pm

We could always fix the irregularity by debating politics or religion.

I fully support Jesus and George Bush, and they may actually be the same person. Discuss.
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Postby I Love Lloyd on Sun Dec 12, 2004 10:16 am

Sometimes I eat cookies.
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Postby YarnIsland on Sun Dec 12, 2004 12:21 pm

Are these politcal or religious cookies..?
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Postby The_dreaded_AL on Mon Dec 13, 2004 3:30 am

Fortune Cookies -> This is capitalism

or is it neoconfucianism?
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Postby Khris on Mon Dec 13, 2004 2:35 pm

Fortune cookies are the tool of Satan. The cookie part doesn't even taste good.
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Postby YarnIsland on Mon Dec 13, 2004 10:50 pm

Back in High School we'd always go to this chinese place called "Yummy Yummy Yummy Chinese Food," and we would always go in with pocket change and see how many fortune cookies we could get off the lady, who was very crazy. We'd go in with 50 cents or a couple of dollars in change and she'd always give us crazy amounts that never made any sense, it was fun. I like fortune cookies.
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Postby TFBrett on Tue Dec 14, 2004 12:18 am

They taste good, but I'm really sick of "failure" prophecies. I don't give a shit that I'm going to wind up a 350 lb. homeless man, you stupid asians.
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Postby Psyonide on Tue Dec 14, 2004 2:40 am

"Mr President? I figure if anyone knows where to get some TANG 'round here, it be you... SHUT-UP!"
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Postby Khris on Tue Dec 14, 2004 3:09 pm

One of my brother's friends, on three separate occasions, has gotten the message in his fortune cookie saying:

"Your first love and last love is self love"

...on three separate occasions! Three! I feel sorry for the poor little guy.
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Postby YarnIsland on Tue Dec 14, 2004 7:23 pm

WOW. Poor guy. You should make fun of him for it.

My friends and I always add 'in bed' after we read each fortune, some stupid game, but it seems to work out and be funny 90% of the time.

"Your first love and last love is self love....in bed."
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Postby I Love Lloyd on Wed Dec 15, 2004 6:00 am

Maybe he just eats too much Chinese food...
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Postby Khris on Wed Dec 15, 2004 8:33 pm

No, because my brother and his friends have been around all three times.

And we do make fun of him for it...sort of. It's a little further down on a list we have of things to make fun of, like "It's Patrick! He just took out life insurance!"
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Postby Psyonide on Thu Dec 16, 2004 5:18 am

... ha..... haha.....

Nah, it's just not funny at all.
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Postby Khris on Thu Dec 16, 2004 10:20 pm

Well you obviously don't know your Norwich Union commercials then.

And we all know how much of a shame that is.
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Postby Mota Boy on Thu Dec 16, 2004 10:51 pm

I drink to feel normal.
Drugs and alcohol are not the answer to your problems. However, hard work and self-reliance are, so drugs and alcohol will have to do.
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Postby YarnIsland on Thu Dec 16, 2004 11:51 pm

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Postby Psyonide on Fri Dec 17, 2004 4:25 am

Khris wrote:Well you obviously don't know your Norwich Union commercials then.

And we all know how much of a shame that is.


None at all? Yeah, thought so.
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Postby Khris on Fri Dec 17, 2004 11:14 am

Psyonide wrote:
Khris wrote:Well you obviously don't know your Norwich Union commercials then.

And we all know how much of a shame that is.


None at all? Yeah, thought so.



Oooooooohhhhhh, so...not...smooth!

But that's okay. Given the state of the MiH economy, we need something to laugh at even if it isn't funny.
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Postby Psyonide on Fri Dec 17, 2004 4:54 pm

Don't try and rate my posts, as if you'd been funny lately.
That's like Nikki Webster trying to tell Isis that they're shitty musicians.
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Postby YarnIsland on Fri Dec 17, 2004 8:01 pm

my favorite color is red.


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Postby eskimodora on Fri Dec 17, 2004 8:50 pm

Psyonide wrote:Don't try and rate my posts, as if you'd been funny lately.
That's like Nikki Webster trying to tell Isis that they're shitty musicians.



that's hil-aaarious.
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Postby mithril721 on Sun Dec 19, 2004 6:27 pm

My favorite color is blue...
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Postby YarnIsland on Sun Dec 19, 2004 11:19 pm

together that makes purple.

the magic of mixing colors :D
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Postby mithril721 on Mon Dec 20, 2004 1:59 pm

hehe... I once had an art teacher that told us "Purple is very hard to make." Of course all my friends and I turned to each other and said.. yea... red and blue... real complicated. I still don't really know what he meant by it. I mean, I could understand grey being hard to make... because it is. Well, was when we weren't allowed to use black paint. And brown maybe.. but not purple. Oh well... he was terrible and we hated him so we ran him off.
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Postby YarnIsland on Mon Dec 20, 2004 6:21 pm

ran him off a cliff...?

ran him off his teaching career...?

He seems weird telling you that purple is hard to make. It's all propoganda if you ask me.
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