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Postby DarkBlack on Fri Nov 05, 2004 4:26 am

*sips from tea cup, but then spits it out violently*


How could you not notice that you were drinking cum?


Man, I never thought I'd have to ask that again...
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Postby EventSpire on Fri Nov 05, 2004 12:16 pm

I never though anyone could ruin a joke with the same awkwardness that you can.
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Postby DarkBlack on Fri Nov 05, 2004 6:17 pm

Thank you! Many don't appriciate the hours I spend coming up with carefully tailored responses designed to... whatever... I just can't be bothered to finish that lame ass joke. Make up the rest yourself... I'm going to go poke Event Spire with stick and laugh at him.
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Postby EventSpire on Fri Nov 05, 2004 8:04 pm

Oh my god, someone give me a gun so I can fucking shoot myself.
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Postby TFBrett on Sat Nov 06, 2004 12:58 am

You live in Canada. Good luck getting your hands on one of those. Word on the street is that bashing your face into a wall enough will make you die though.

Oh, and DB, the key to improving the lives of those around you is STRYCHNINE. It's hard to get ahold of, but just remember, if you ever get the opportunity, STRYCHNINE. Goes down like milk.
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Postby DarkBlack on Sat Nov 06, 2004 6:03 am

Mmmm! STRYCHNINE! Tastes like samich!

Good job I'm already brain dead, or this would be like, really fatal.


Although the inability to breathe or move my arms and legs is beginning to be a pain.



Uh... a little help?
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Postby WHAT on Sat Nov 06, 2004 12:53 pm

TFBrett wrote:You live in Canada. Good luck getting your hands on one of those. Word on the street is that bashing your face into a wall enough will make you die though.



It also makes your burn upto 150 calories per hour.
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Postby The_dreaded_AL on Sun Nov 07, 2004 3:14 am

DarkBlack wrote:I'm going to go poke Event Spire with stick and laugh at him.

my question is what kind of stick.... it worries me greatly
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Postby I Love Lloyd on Sun Nov 07, 2004 9:45 am

The Dreaded Al: Lord of ALL sticks!
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Postby TFBrett on Mon Nov 08, 2004 12:54 am

So, does bobbyandjulie have a penis or a vagina? and how many legs does it have?
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Postby surroundedbyidiots on Mon Nov 08, 2004 1:39 am

bobbyandjulie have both, which has made the expression "go fuck yourself" to say the least, not very insulting to them.
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Postby Psyonide on Mon Nov 08, 2004 2:00 am

Not to mention quite fun.
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Postby The_dreaded_AL on Mon Nov 08, 2004 3:26 pm

DarkBlack wrote:I'm going to go poke Event Spire with stick and laugh at him.


Could it be with Maxim's gnarled stick of Whoop Ass?

And I am not exactly the master of the stick....

But has anyone else read squidi?
I found it quite humorous :>
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Postby Psyonide on Mon Nov 08, 2004 5:14 pm

Just so you know, I have no idea what you're talking about.
Squidi? Another web-comic I assume?
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Postby EventSpire on Mon Nov 08, 2004 7:24 pm

A Modest Destiny/Starship Destiny/etc Destiny. I don't like any of it. Squidi caused a big stink in the Buzzcomix forums, and started some shit about copyright, and all of it nonsense. His ideas aren't good enough to claim legally.
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Postby The_dreaded_AL on Tue Nov 09, 2004 4:39 am

oO
Harsh, Mr Eventspire
AS ever forums are a place to vent ur opinion, but... bah
http://www.squidi.net
I like It as do several of my friends, and the legal problems were that people stole his pixel art and used it without credit.... Seems like he shoudl have some rights....
Meh

Anyone else liek the word meh? it seems to express exactly how I feel :>
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Postby EventSpire on Tue Nov 09, 2004 12:15 pm

I apologize if it sounded harsh, but I really don't like Squidi. His whole idea of copyright and sueing was stupid. He boasts he shut down wbecomics because they stole his lame sprites. That is not something you boast. That is what a crotchity old man does. I don't believe in clinging desperately to intellectual property, unless the person stole your story and reaped the benefits. I didn't see that happening with him. As far as I am concerned (from seeing what he says and talking to him) he is a disease.
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Postby Scud422 on Tue Nov 09, 2004 2:35 pm

Oi! "Meh" is an American word! You have no right to use it you bloody Ausie! I love that word, but I am allowed to because I am an American.

And this Squidi guy sounds like a real wanker.

(Sarcastic hypocritism is funny)
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Postby YarnIsland on Tue Nov 09, 2004 6:22 pm

I like how in your explaination about using "meh" you used "oi" and "bloody" but you are american. Now I don't know where "oi" comes from and I know "bloody" is english, and bla bla. Now there's comedy.

To me at least. And that's all that matters.
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Postby I Love Lloyd on Tue Nov 09, 2004 8:51 pm

"oi" is yes in french, pronounced "wee" but spelled incredibly far from pronunciation in english terms...French is a dangerous language, that's why I took Spanish.
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Postby YarnIsland on Tue Nov 09, 2004 9:00 pm

Oh I knew that "oi" is yes in french, but I am pretty sure the way he was using it was the "oy!" explanation sorta way. I like how french sounds when spoken really fast. Like Amelie, what an awesome movie. I will marry Audrey Tatou if it is the last thing I do.

I took spanish too. The crazy thing? I actually learned some stuff.
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Postby surroundedbyidiots on Wed Nov 10, 2004 12:48 am

fuck you. nobody learned anything in spanish
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Postby eskimodora on Wed Nov 10, 2004 12:53 am

'yes' in french isn't 'oi,' it's 'oui.'
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Postby The_dreaded_AL on Wed Nov 10, 2004 4:00 am

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Postby YarnIsland on Wed Nov 10, 2004 6:12 am

oh, okay. sorry.
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